25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee piosenki

[COMPANY] At the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee [SPELLERS] We grew up undeniably [BOYS] And look our hair is thinning [COMPANY] Our past Caught up with us at last It was a very nice Very nice Very, very, very nice Very nice, very nice...

[RONA, spoken] Miss Park speaks five languages. [MARCY, spoken] No I don’t. [RONA, spoken] Don’t you? [MARCY, spoken] No. [MARCY] I speak six languages [RONA, spoken] Ah, six. [MARCY] Every language easy Easy as the recipe for making Jell-O...

[CONEYBEAR] I'm not that smart My siblings have been telling me that for years- That I'm not smart We're schooled at home They see who's bright It breaks my heart I'm not that smart (spoken) Guess what? Y'know what? Guess what? (sung) I have a gen...

[CONEYBEAR] I hear the bell That, to me, is not an inviting sound That little ding [The bell rings) [CONEYBEAR] To me it brings A plaintive air I always thought that life was fair I mean I never felt a smidgeon of despair They say a bell can break...

[RONA, spoken] Now, watch this technique: He spells the word on the floor with his foot before speaking it aloud. [BARFEE] Magic foot Take me to the final round Magic foot I barely lift it off the ground Magic foot I do it without making a sound Mag...

[PANCH, spoken] Will the final two spellers please step forward? [RONA] Oh boy! And oh girl! Only two remain I feel joy but I also feel pain Because I know what’s coming Joy never comes for free In a moment he or she Will enter spelling history Fe...

[PANCH, spoken] Miss Ostrovsky, your word is boanthropy. [OLIVE, spoken] Oh, wait. One second. Please, ma'am, could you not sit in that seat? (sung) I saved a chair for my dad In the fourth row on the aisle And it may take him a while But when he get...

[PANCH, spoken] Please spell, "telephone." [SPELLERS all react to the easy word with assorted grumbles, e.g. "Aw, what! C’mon! Telephone?!"] [CHIP] My oh my [CHIP & OLIVE] That word’s so moronic [SCHWARZY] I could cry I want words as lame! [...

[Bell rings.] [RONA, spoken] A surprise mistake by Mr. Tolentino! [CHIP, spoken] But I got it right! [PANCH, spoken] "If you start to spell a word, you may start over... [ALL, spoken] ...but the sequences of letters already spoken may not be changed...

[Bell rings.] [PANCH, spoken] I'm sorry. You missed the silent "q". [MITCH] My friend, you will be missed But now go with dignity This ends but first on our list You can go with pride You’ve been the best-looking dude We’ve had all day You’re a re...

[PANCH, spoken] I’m sorry, the correct spelling is M-o-h-e-l, "Mohel." [BOY SPELLERS] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye [GIRL SPELLERS] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye [SPELLERS] Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Goodbye! 

[PANCH, spoken] Miss Ostrovsky. Chimerical. [OLIVE, spoken] May I have a definition? [PANCH, spoken, voice fading out] It means "Unreal. Magical. Visionary. Wildly fanciful. Highly unrealistic." [RONA as OLIVE’S MOM] Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Oooh oo...

[MALE COMPANY] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye [FEMALE COMPANY] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye [ALL] Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Goodbye! [ALL, spoken] Bye! See you later!, etc 

[Bell rings.] [PANCH, spoken] Well, you got the consonants right… [SPELLERS] Goodbye You were good but not good enough So please don't ask why Simply say "Goodbye!" [BOY SPELLERS] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye [GIRL SPELLERS] Go...

[PANCH, spoken] Now for the official spelling bee rules: A speller May ask questions About the word's pronunciation or definition It's use in a sentence And it's language of origin Once you start to spell a word, you may start over— [SPELLERS] A...

[CONEYBEAR] The chaotic life Of a twelve-year-old Is too hard And you never know what’s coming next But in spelling [SCHWARZY] Things have logic and line [CONEYBEAR] And in spelling [SCHWARZY] There’s a greater design [OLIVE] Though in school...

[SCHWARZY, spoken] I’d just like to take one moment to thank my two fathers who've been so supportive of me in all of my endeavors. Thank you, dads! [CARL] We hate losers Which is why we discipline God hates losers Because losers do not know how to win...

[SCHWARZY, spoken] I overcomplicated, dads. I’m sorry. (sung) I hope you still love me, America America, I— Gave it my best try If you still don’t love me, America I understand why You hate losers So do I I’m a loser So goodbye [MITCH] Goodbye...