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Huey Davies sure is harmless
Sure he's still a little wobbly
But he wouldn't hurt a fly they would say
All the ladies at the Colac IGA
Like to treat him with a free slice of Don strasburg
You can see him on the weekends
Drunk as fuck and shadowboxing on his front deck
Either dressed as Batman or some fucking super hero
Twelve Red Bear cans stuffed
Into his original Jurassic Park bag
He's proudly owned since 1993
Spotting his neighbour get our of her car
So Huey crosses the road
"G'day Jenny Roberts!
Do you wanna come and have a drink at my place?
We could play Connect 4, that would be so fun"
"Sure"
"Please sit down at the dining table"
Huey shows Jenny his Milton Bradley board game collection
Jenny playfully touches his arm while they play Connect Four
Huey gets the wrong idea and tries to kiss her
"I'm sorry I have to go home"
"Let's watch the Notebook
Get back here now Jenny Roberts"
Heee yaa!
A velociraptor backpack that is weighted with cans
Instantly kills her as he hits her over the head
He touches her genitals
Huey goes to the jail now
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