Tekst piosenki
Hold up, I think my dick got stuck
Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up
Want me to fuck and then bust a nut?
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
You can try, play with your tits
Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit
If you want my dick inside your muff
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
Met a girl named Sally at the local pub
Not gonna lie she was a big fat tub
Went back to my place and then messed around
Couldn't get it up so we couldn't get down
Hold up, I think my dick got stuck
Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up
Want me to fuck and then bust a nut?
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
You can try, play with your tits
Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit
If you want my dick inside your muff
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
Me and Sally became good friends
Called me up the next night and said
"Before we get back home
Be a good boy and clean out your butthole"
Hold up, I think my dick got stuck
Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up
Want me to fuck and then bust a nut?
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
You can try, play with your tits
Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit
If you want my dick inside your muff
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
You gotta stick a finger up my butt
You gotta stick a finger up my butt
My butt
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