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They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinkin' I'm so

White and nerdy


Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy


I wanna roll with the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too

White and nerdy


Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy


First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D

M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library


My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days

Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze


There's no killer app I haven't run (run)

At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon


Here's the part I sing on...


You see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm

White and nerdy


Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy


I'd like to roll with the gangstas

Although it's apparent I'm too

White and nerdy


Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy


I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics

You know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect them

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L


I got a business doing websites (websites)

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a homepage for my dog, yo

I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky


I'm nerdy in the extreme and

Whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and glee club

And even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear


They see me strollin', they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so

White and nerdy


Just because I'm white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy


I wanna bowl with the gangstas

But oh well, it's obvious I'm

White and nerdy


Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Look at me I'm white and nerdy 

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Skipper Dan

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could An...

Tacky

[Verse 1:] It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a...

Sports Song

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we'...

The Brady Bunch

You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Ba...

Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there’s no way you’re gonna slow it down. You say, “We’ve gotta treasure each moment.” Who knows h...

That's your horoscope for today

Aquarius There's travel in your future When your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life By Playing Wack...

Spy Hard

A man of intrigue He lives for the thrill Always has places to go And people to kill Danger is the game he plays And he holds every card 'Cause if yo...

The Plumbing Song

{Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? 24 hours a day? 7 days a week?} Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand, But plumbing's one thing I don...

The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em ha...

The Beer Song

Oh... what is the malted liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer) Can't get enough of it (Beer) How we real...

Taco Grande

Taco ... Grande ... Taco ... Grande ... Yo quiero chimichungas y chile colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado. Las flautas y tamales siemp...

Smells Like Nirvana

What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don...

This Is The Life

I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire...

The White Stuff

(The white stuff. The white stuff) The first one was a sweet one, the second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast. Y...

The Saga Begins

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting th...