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Let me tell you something, my girlfriend, I was a slob,
But now look who's laughing, astronaut, it is my job.
Flyin' around the universe, that is my duty,
I even made a pit stop in Mars and got some Martian booty.
Well I work for NASA, and it is a great place,
They let me take my girlfriend up into outer space.
And now we're all alone up there, and she sure knows how to please,
And her boobs really look nice in zero G's.
I am an astronaut but I'd rather be fishin',
Because I've been up in space for a ten-year mission.
It really is so horrible, I'm really annoyed,
I've been sitting down so long, I've got asteroids.
I think you will find when best astronaut will be found,
I can't wait to blast off, and leave this ground.
Soon as I get up there, oh, I yell "shoot",
I forgot about my training and I tinkled in my suit.
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