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I like girls with tree trunk thighs

and little hairy chest.

I like girls three times my size,

that wear thick woolen vest.

Big chested girls just ain’t my kind,

I’ve got a kink for the crippled, dumb, and blind.

Ugly girls are my cup of tea,

but there ain’t no girl as ugly as me! 

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