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[David] Ha hahaha! I ain't gotta say much... $hort, YEAH!

[$hort] So you wanna be a baller?

[David] David Banner~! Big Face

[$hort] You wanna get paid?


[Too $hort]

You gotta keep tryin, just don't give up

Can't get on your feet cause you just won't get up

You dream about havin nice things but you don't have a plan

How you gon' get it, from your Uncle Sam?

Your welfare check can't buy a house and a Benz

What'chu wanna be, a mouse or a man?

You need a hustle, somethin that'll make some cash

Don't step on the gas, you're goin way too fast

In your new sports car, you're dreamin again!

Snap out of it - I know you're fiendin to win

You need to start from the beginnin, get a paper and pen

What'chu like to do, what's your favorite thing?

There's gotta be somethin you can do wit'cha life

Sell things that a whole bunch of people will buy

Make a lot of profits, make bank deposits

Wanna live like this, here's a shoe, how's it fit?


[Chorus: Too $hort (Banner)]

How you gon' ball if you got no hustle

How you gon' pimp if you got no game (YEAH!)

How you win a fight if you know you can't tussle

Your life ain't right cause you so damn lame (YEAH!)

Now how you gon' ball if you got no hustle

How you gon' pimp if you got no game (YEAH!)

How you win a fight if you know you can't tussle

Your life ain't right cause you so damn lame (YEAH!)


[David Banner]

Niggaz wanna play with they life but won't play with they kids

They'll ball for these hoes but won't invest shit

Go to church and pray to blue eyes, church is for them pew thighs

Supersized by fries, I pimp a lot of bitches

but I'd rather save yo' lives

I'm from a place where they hung black folks

Where a bird can be whipped from some raw AND dope

Now you broke cause you smoke and you don't got a job

Man get up off yo' ass and do just like Todd~!

Sell yo' shit up out the trunk

Stop hatin other niggaz you can get what you want

You can get what you need without makin others bleed

I'm the master of the P-U-S-S-E

Oops I meant Y, others gotta die

Just to help sorry-ass lames get by

Now you'll let a bird die if you saw a bush

But you're pussy in the hood nigga, come get douched

Yeah nigga!


[Chorus]


[Too $hort]

When you finally start makin some dough

You gotta work a lot harder, way more than befo'

It ain't hard to get in, but it's hard to stay

When you start pimpin it's all night all day

Non-stop, gettin it, then you start kickin it

Out with some hoes, later on you'll be stickin it

Move forward and continue to do what men do

Gettin money cause it's in you


[David Banner]

Or maybe bein a man ain't in you, you BITCH

You can sell out your own just so you can get rich

No soul, no vibe, but you sportin a cross

Man the truth is you're tired and your spirit is lost!

I've been baptized in dirt, pull your panties up nigga

Rather shoot ya in your mind instead of blowin out your liver

David Banner, Mississippi until the day that I die

You can make it in this world, stand up nigga try


[Chorus] 

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[Lady humming] Why you wanna treat me [Lady humming] [Too $hort:] I was raised to cope with life Make my own choices and hope I'm right It's up...

Dead Or Alive

I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was dead Walked in the house and got shot in the head I know you don't believe it, if you do you're wrong How c...

Dope Fiend Beat

Bitch, funky fresh from Oakland, California... Dangerous Music and it don't stop to the beat, baby... Bitches on my mind I can't hold back, now's...

Don't Hate The Player

Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game [3x] But what if you ain't no player? Everybody talkin bout they gettin hated All these lies is bout wh...

Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball & MJG)

[8B:] Space, Age-in baby [TS:] Right right right right [8B:] One time [TS:] Beyotch! [8B:] Yeah, you know how they like it baby, nigga you can't r...

Don't Fuck For Free

Yeah, you know We in the house This the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll Ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a...

Hog Ridin' (feat. Richie Rich)

[Intro] Hog ridin [4X] Yeah this how we do it on the West coast Harley-Davidson baby! Everything chrome BEITCH Hog ridin [Too $hort] On my hog,...

I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog

I've been a dog ever since I was young I saw The Mack and got all so sprung I couldn't help it, I had to be just like that With a stable of hoes an...

Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)

[Intro] Dubba dubba, dubba dubba Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba [Too $hort] Girl why you wanna bother me? I already tried that monogamy I been s...

How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)

[Chorus (D' Wayne Wiggins):] How does it feel when ya livin like that, and ya pockets are fat? Cuz you're a playa, and you're pimpin hoes So tell m...

I Wanna Pimp You Hoe

[Too $hort] I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe) I'm the only pimp you know (that pimp you know) Make that money when you go (make that money hoe)...

I Must Confess

[Hook:] Girl I must confess, your love is the best, Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl I must confess, cause your love is the best,...

I Wanna Do It

[Chorus: Too $hort] I wanna do it [4x] [Too $hort] She wanna do it like that, I love the way she do me With that pretty-ass face and that big fat...

I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)

[Chorus:] I love (I love) I love it (I love it baby) Love this (I love it, love it) Love, ooooohh! Love this (I love it girl) Love (Oh you reall...

I Want That

[Intro] It's nothin baby You can have that shit If that's what you want All you gotta do is put your hustle down girl Choose on some real pimpin...

Don't Stop Rappin'

Don't stop Don't stop that rap Too Short And i don't stop rappin' Just don't stop Too Short I don't stop rappin' Don't stop that rap Well I'm...

Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)

Yeah, you know, it's like, ehm - I rap I got two platinum albums I do a lotta concerts all over the place I seen the groupies They do whatever you...

I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)

[Hook: Devin The Dude] I'm a stop putting my thing up in ya bitch if ya don't stop calling me Every hour on the hour, motherfucker can't ya tell ya...

I Ain't Trippin'

I was told not long ago Too $hort don't stop that rap!' Now everytime I grab the mic I rock you just like that 8 years ago when I started to r...

I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)

[The Game] Uhh Hey yo $hort, they ain't ready for this one nigga Yeah Whatever you want I got it, ammos, cars and chips Yards of sniff, flood th...

That's Not Your Bitch (feat. Jazze Pha, Ginger)

[Intro/Chorus: Jazze Pha] That's not your bitch Ain't it fucked up when you put in all the time And finally you find out - that's not your bitch S...

I'm Gone

[Intro] This ain't nuttin new I've been doin this shit bitch I've been in the same frame of mind since I was 9 Motherfucker [Too $hort] You alr...

I'm A Pimp (feat. 50 Cent, U.G.K.)

[50 Cent] Nigga I need money to maintain, hustlin ain't a game Nigga that go 'gainst the grain, gon' get to' out the frame TV's in the Range, I'm i...

I'm a Player

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass] [I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass] You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen, I ain' w...

I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)

[Chorus: Too $hort] I want yo' girl, she's so damn fine She's sexier and looks way better than mine I want yo' girl, she wants me too And if you d...

In The Studio (feat. Quint Black)

[Quint Black:] Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars Sixteen stars, rappin over sixteen bars You ain't never seen big rocks before Sabotage the show make 'em...

That's Right

That's right... Right right right I know you love me, I'm like a habit But if you had a million dollars, could I have it? If I was broke and star...

The Bitch Sucks Dick

Oh yes, I'm that master rap I'm the cold cap [echo] I'm what you know, ask Rapping Beyotch, Beyotch 2 times baby, one time more Give it one mor...

In The Trunk

It's on Where they at, where they at, where they at I sold tapes every day me and Freddy B Been famous since 1983 Give me ten dollars, and you st...

That's Why

[Too Short talking:] Yeah we gettin real on this album y'all. You know I'm hearin all these Rumors out here bout, they ran $hort Dogg up outta East...

I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body) (feat. Parliament-Funkadelic)

I've been watching you Can't take my eyes off of you, girl I've been watching you I've been watching you (aiii) The way you move your sexy body...

In The Oaktown

You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-K I tell it like it is and that's the only way I'm the M the A the C the K I write my rhymes everyday...

International Player

[Intro] (Todd) Whassup? (Who are all these girls with you?) These are my ladies (So which one's your girlfriend?) They're all mine baby (all of '...

I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)

You think Oakland California is a city of punks It only takes a second, to pop the trunk And just like that you know it's real You're in the right...

Oakland Style

Yeah! That's how we do it in Oaktown, baby... $hort Dog's on the microphone... Straight from the East Side... I'm a player, bitch, Oakland style...

The Old Fashioned Way

[Intro is continued talking by "Pimpin' Ken"] What you rhyme mayne? You always spend G's How much cash you got that you can lend me? Think I'll pa...

Oakland

Oakland (Oh-oh-oh-Oakland) Oaktown (Oh-oh-oh-Oaktown) Oakland (Oakland, Oakland) Get on down (Oh-oh-Oaktown) Straight from the West, Oakland is the...

Intro: Shorty The Pimp

Standin on the corner, in a white Godfather hat He drives a long black gangsta Cadillac He can steal broads nine man, three or fo' minutes It's not...

Old School

Old school.. I'm from the old school Old school.. I'm from the old school I came in the door as the story goes Looked around the room all I seen w...

The Dangerous Crew (feat. Spice 1, Ant Banks, Mhisani & Pee Wee)

[Too $hort:] Tell em what we do in here, Dangerous... Get some drums from a break and then break yo ass You want beats from the crew? we'll take y...

Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (Erick Sermon Remix)

Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin...

Oakland, California

Oakland, California [3x] Oakland California is the city of snakes Pimps,pussy's,players and fakes Loud mouth bitches who talk too much Dick teasi...

Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches

Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a question Where is yo ass? Babby, what happened? A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty...

The Magazine (feat. Chase Hattan)

[Intro/Chorus: Chase Hattan] You only see her in magazines Look at shorty she follow the dreams But you can only see her in the magazines And I hi...

It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)

"Man, this bitch blowing my beeper up" [Too $hort:] Ready to put a hole up in one of these bitches, man Sup? Guess you wondered where I was at Wh...

It's About That Money (feat. Puff Daddy)

[Puffy:] Yo Short man I was with this chick last night She was like, hey Diddy, ummm Diddy Why you so motherfuckin' fly I had to tell her bitch I...

I Like It (feat. Dolla Will)

[Too $hort] I hope you wanna do the same thing I wanna do Do you want me the same way I want you? I like you so much baby but I won't touch Until...

It Don't Stop

Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone Bitch And it don't stop To the beat, baby Oakland, California is in the house Bitch I tell you, nob...

This How We Eat (feat. Tha Eastsidaz, Big Tigger)

[Goldie Loc talking:] Definition - gangsta, hustla, you know We make money, we eat, we feed Pay attention - (Beitch!!) *beat starts* Uhh, yeah, co...

This My One (feat. E-40)

[E-40] UHH~! Where I stay they gotta temper they locks Get they hair done down at Nappy or Not (BAY AREA!!!) No funk abusin the cops Droppin off y...

These Are The Tales

[Too $hort:] These are the tales These are the tales that I tell so well (tune in to the history channel) These are the tales (learn a lesson biat...

Only The Strong Survive

Only the Strong Survive by Too $hort Yeah man.. It's goin down bitch Motherfuckers can't be weak [vocal "Only the strong'll survive" repeats in backg...

It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)

[Too $hort] You want me to say I do? I L-O-V-E Y-O-U You love me don't you, now it's true The opposite, that's how I do Relationships, they come...

Don't Ever Give Up

[Too $hort:] Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this money, that's what we do It ain't easy.. but I'm tellin you, it ain't hard either All you g...

The Ghetto

Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto Trying to survive, trying to stay alive Chorus: The ghetto The ghetto (Talking bout the ghetto) T...

It's Time To Go

[Too $hort] The lights are on, the club is closed You don't wanna leave 'cause you love the hoes Somethin' ain't right, you doin' bad tonight You'...

Girl

Girl, Girl, Girl That's your life Girl Smoking that glass pipe I come from the city of dope It couldn't be saved by John the Pope Coz the base...

Top Down

How freaky can you get to a long fat dick Hella freaky like i said to a song that hit I'm the dirty rapper Too Short, the triple X Run up in the pu...

Partytime

[Verse 1:] Party time, it's party time. Without a doubt i'm coming back and I would do it again, you can take away my beat and touch my pen. My name...

Pimp Me (feat. Goldy, Kool-Ace, Sir Captain & Sir Charles)

So what are you sayin Todd? So what are you sayin Todd? Beyotch!! Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah $hort Dog still in this mothafucka for the nine-six, Like thi...

Paystyle

Aww hell nah nigga We ain't doin no freestyles Don't even know how to do that shit [chuckling] Yeah whatevah Check it out man, check this one out...

Outro

For all you people who just now got up on Too $hort - Life Is... Too Short I want you to go out there and buy my last album It's called Born to Mack...

We Do This (feat. 2Pac, MC Breed & Father Dom)

[Short Dawg:] I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worst Like welfare day, can't stop the first of the month Can't stop Short Dawg neithe...

U Stank (feat. George Clinton & Baby DC)

[George Clinton] The luscious bitch, she is true But it's not nice to fool Mother Nature The proud mother of God, like all hoes is jealous of her...

I'm A Pimp (feat. Earl Hayes)

[Too $hort] 2010! Short Dawg in the house My nigga Hayes in the motherfuckin house [Chorus: Hayes] Cause she don't call by 12 then she don't get...

Pimp Life (feat. Devin the Dude, Bun B & Big Gipp)

[Too $hort:] I chose to live this life [Devin the Dude - singing:] I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes 'til a couple of bitches bitches...

Trying To Come Up (feat. C.O.)

[Too $hort] You want the money, wanna be a big mack dog? You swimmin in women on backlog Daydreamin 'bout the dividends The lil' homey said "Man I...

Just Another Day

I woke up one day in Vacaville Round the corner from the pen Fat house on the hill All the homies in the pen straigt locked down But I gotta get d...

Way Too Real (feat. Father Dom & Ant Banks)

[Too $hort:] Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real It's the T Double, some call me $hort I'm in the house once again from the East to the No...

Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)

[Too $hort:] It's that high The pussy's just like dope It's that dope Even, if, you don't, want no mo' Even if you don't want no mo' The pussy'...

It's Allright

Too Short: I love things about you (it's alright) you got it going on I'm not in love and this is not a love song, but you've been down for so long Yo...

Pimp Shit

Intro: Kokane (Too $hort) Too Sheezy, (whats up main?) Playa (for life baby) You got to go out there And handle your buisiness (get my money) Handle...

Paula & Janet

Bitch! That's a trademark I was at my house not doing anything Half past ten I heard the phone ring When I picked it up, I said "Hello?" The bitc...

We Want It (feat. C-Bo)

[Too $hort] Do it again... We want it all (we want it)... Everything you got (we want it) We want the diamonds, the gold, the weed, the hoes The...

Pimp The Hoe

Pimp the hoe Pimp that hoe It's like Too $hort raps been around a while I rocked to the beat and got my own style I'm from the O city, and I sai...

Keep Fuckin' Me

Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit, beitch! [Too $hort:] Man look at her, baby look good The way she dancin, maybe I should Step u...

Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)

[Hook (Too Short)] I, I only see em' on the late night creep And I, fuck her good and never fall asleep Cause I, I'm just a big ol' pimp I run, so...

What Happened To The Groupies (feat. B-Legit)

[Captain Save-A-Hoe:] Short, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this out I know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song...

Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)

[Chorus: Shanelle - 4x] It's pimpin, it's pimpin, it's pimp incorporated [Too $hort] Pimp Inc., what the fuck you think? I was gon' suit up in so...

It's your life

[Too $hort:] It's your life, don't be stupid dope.. [P-Funk sample] cause when you waste it.. It's your life, don't don't be stupid dope.. [P-Fun...

What She Gonna Do?

[Too $hort:] It's just a little mo' game (ye-yeah ye-yeah) You might need to learn some (make me say ohh) Listen and learn (Yeahh-yeahhhhh) She's...

Keep Bouncin (feat. Snoop Dogg, will.i.am & Fergie)

{[ATCQ sample:] "Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"} {"Keep, keep bouncing!"} {"Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"} [2X] [Sn...

Lil' Shorty

[Intro] Don't act like that Whassup wit you? Whassup? That's a bad lil' beotch Lil' shorty got a nasty lil' dance With a whole lot of ass in the...

What The Fuck

[VERSE 1: Too $hort] What the fuck is wrong with Too $hort? What the fuck he tryina make somethin new for? Why that nigga keep spittin all that gam...

Little Girls

Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung 15, 16 and all so young I thought about you just last night Grabbed my pen then I started to write...

Pimping Forever

[Too $hort] Beotch! Somebody say beotch! Say beotch! A lemme hear you say beotch! Say beotch! Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.. Your daddy...

What's A Pimp?

Damn Sometimes we lose some good ones mayn y'know? They don't really understand this playerism Just gotta break it down to 'em, keep it real y'know...

Triple X

[$hort:] Yeah we ridin... yea [Woman:] Short Dawg [$hort:] We ridin, just bounce wit me [Woman:] Short Dawg - here to play the game [$hort:] Yea.....

Pimpology

[Pimp 1:] All we want is the money [Pimp 2:] I keep em' bro. Wake up one morning, and, with some money to spend, they go crazy. I'm going to tell...

Lollypops

Tell a nigga.. telephone, telegram; two-way that motherfucker Somebody let him know.. tell that nigga His bitch is out of pocket It was me and yo'...

Where They At? (feat. Captain Save 'Em)

[Hook:] Where they at? Where they at? Where the hoes at? Where they at? Where the bitches at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Yeah,...

Where The Pimps At? (feat. Kool Ace)

[Too $hort] Put your hands in the air if you're pimpin If youse a real player with the women And all the ladies, stuck with a lame $hort Dawg'll n...

Longevity (feat. Scarface, K.B., Otis & Shug)

Ah yeah Scarface Short Dog Yeah Longevity Fake niggas... [Scarface:] And you can tell em I said it I said muthafuckas is takin the credit...

Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy & Beeda Weeda)

[Beeda Weeda] So many pretty girls Pop pink bottle, plottin on that pretty pearl Get it poppin, get it rockin, yeah it's yo' world Tryin to get yo...

Playa

[Chorus] He got money, he got G's And the finest H-O-E's Lavish homes and luxury cars He's a ghetto superstar (He's a playa!...) He's a pimp, he...

Playboy Short

Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play Cause the game is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a p...

Players

[Digital Voice] Mother Fucker Always can't be players Players Always can't be players [Too $hort] Players are the realest time to go If you do...

Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)

[Intro] Beitch! Short Short I'm from The Town [Too $hort] Ten years ago, you was havin thangs Now you ain't nuttin but a maggot brain Used to...

Looking For A Baller (feat. Jazze Pha)

[Chorus 2x: Jazze Pha] We, roll dubs Ball, in clubs Dimes, no scrubs If you're lookin for a baller, baller [Break: Jazze Phe] From the yay, fro...

Ya'll Ready (feat. Mac Minister, Richie Rich)

[Too $hort] BEITCH!! [Chorus: repeat 2X] Take your clothes off for me, right now Shake your ass break it down, to the ground Bring it up spin aro...

Player For Life

Gotta be a player for life, gotta be a player for life [3x] (That's right) Gotta be a player for life, I gotta be a player for life [Too $hort:]...

You Can't Fuck With Us (feat. N.O.R.E. & Petey Pablo)

[Noreaga ad libs for the first 18 seconds] [Chorus 2x: Petey Pablo + N.O.R.E.] Can't fuck with us! Every car that we in Can't fuck with us! You se...

Pull Them Panties Down (feat. Kool Ace)

[Chorus: Kool Ace] Wanna see the pink now Go and pull them panties down Gotta see the pink now Go and pull them panties down [Too $hort] You ma...

You Might Get G'eed (feat. E-40, Daz Dillinger & Soopafly)

You know it ain't over I said it back in '82 I'll be a player for life I'll never say I do I done tramped bitches That most niggaz would marry I...

You Nasty

Beeyotch!! You nasty, you nasty bitch Thats what I said bitch (you nasty) I said you nasty (you nasty) Fuck that shit, fuck you hoes (you nasty)...

Married To The Game

Bitch I'm married [Chorus:] I'm mar-ried, married to the game [4x] [Too $hort] I see that expression on your face is blank Look like, you need...

Porno Bitch

[Chorus 4X:] I need a porno bitch (be-beitch) a freaky porno bitch (beitch) I fucked a lot of strippers Bring her 'round me motherfucker I'll stic...

Money Maker (feat. Pimp C & Rick Ross)

Oh! [3X] Oh! [2X] [Too $hort] I love to see you dance, do it your way Shake that ass, you know it's okay I just wanna know, if you'll strip Mak...

More Freaky Tales

BEYOTCH! Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit [Chorus:] These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell...

Money In The Ghetto

In the ghetto, you think life is hard Food stamps and to' up cars Wall to wall dirty orange carpet Sittin in a bucket, hopin you can start it And...

Player Card (feat. Shanell)

[Intro] Nah baby I don't think I wanna be a player no mo' I done been through a lot of hoes Lot of women, lot of bitches, lot of relationships Al...

Wild Wild West

Once upon a time there lived a man In a place that's known as East Oakland He can rap to the beat like all the rest So rough hanging tough in the w...

Money On The Floor feat. E-40

I say hello, momma, what’s the deal? Talk to me, girl I’mma keep you real I’ve been on your sister walk Billy dough And drop it low like it’s money on...

Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Twista, V-White, Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz)

[Lil' Jon:] Yea, yea, e-YEAHHHH! O-kayyyyyy - what, what? Wha', what, what? Lil' Jon and the motherfuckin Eastside Boyz! (Yeahhhh) Short Dawg! (Ye...

Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Pimp C, Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz)

[Intro/Chorus: Lil' Jon (repeat 2x)] Quit hatin motherfucker, quit hatin! Quit hatin pussy nigga, quit hatin! God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH God damnit...

Quit Hatin'

[Intro/Hook: Lil' Jon - repeat 2X] Quit hatin motherfucker, quit hatin! Quit hatin pussy nigga, quit hatin! God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH God damnit MOTHE...

Nasty Rhymes

[Hook:] Too $hort why you say those nasty words? Too $hort why you say those nasty rhymes? How come you be dissin all us girls? Too $hort why you...

Punk Bitch

Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes... Fake punk-ass bitches... Do you know what i mean? Fuckin'em up like this, man... $hort...

Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)

Chucks to gators, great to greater Quit the bullshit to make the paper Who said a gangster can't be a banker Ya gotta make ya money in large amount...

Nation Riders Anthem

I touch down in Atlanta with the dangerous crew Grab the microphone, spit this game at you It never ends, I just keep goin' Pimps keep pimpin', Hoe...

Mack Attack

It's a mack attack, coming from way back My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Ev...

Never Talk Down (feat. Rappin' 4-Tay & MC Breed)

[Rappin' 4-Tay:] You see you never talk down on a player I spray a to break to your knees You best to say a prayer Cause funk been a part of my li...

Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)

[Chorus: Jazze Pha] Nothin' in the world make a nigga feel better Than when you're suckin' my dick (Lick it right there, suck it real good lick it...

No Love From Oakland

Ain't no love in Oakland, bitch Niggas always talkin bout 'I love you' But ain't no love, bitch Now it's a shame, I can't be saved by John the Pop...

Nobody Does It Better

Funky fresh on the microphone Too $hort Too $hort See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin at you And you know I won't stop till I'm through So ge...

Pimpin' Forever

[Too $hort] Beotch! Somebody say beotch! Say beotch! A lemme hear you say beotch! Say beotch! Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.. Your daddy...

Pimpandho.com

[Talking:] It's almost ova ho She ain't no ho Check out somethin' on my computer real quick P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho...

It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)

George Clinton: (chorus) And it's a cold cold cold cold day For a player Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do di...

Life Is... Too Short

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans Back then I knew ya couldn't stop this rap No M.C. could rock like that...

Sadity (feat. Kurupt & Daz)

[Intro: Daz ($hort)] Uhh, yeah This for all them girls that be actin like they so fine Whassup $hort? (Man grab Lil Jon and Kurupt) Kurupt (Let's...

She Loves Her

[Women's voices moaning in ecstasy like porno videos] [Too $hort:] Are you in heaven, or is it real life Cause ain't nobody ever made you feel lik...

Shut Up Nancy (feat. Kokane)

[Verse 1:] Shut up b! tch, you talk too much Getting on my nerves, you're so irritating Using too many words and my ears can't take it And your vo...

Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)

[$hort:] Straight pimpin [Chyna:] Check, fuck all that pimp shit [$hort:] Whatchu say bitch? [Chyna:] Haha, nigga know what you do? You let my nut...

Short Short

Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game And macking hoes Short Short Dog you s...

Sample The Funk

Sup? Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch! And it don't stop to the beat Ain't no thang but a chicken wing We gonna do it like this one mo' time...

Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg, Silk-E, Elijah Baker)

[Intro: repeat 2X] Ooooooh, respect the pimpin [Too $hort] I'll never forget, the Ward Brothers player Old school pimps like Roosevelt Taylor Th...

Shake It Baby

[Too $hort] Shake it baby.. Shake it baby.. Do that sexy dance girl Move them pants around the world Do it like that girl C'mon, shake it like...

Sophisticated

[Chorus] Sophisticated, educated That's what I get from you That's what I see in you... You spoke the latest, fly young lady Do what you wanna do...

Rap Like Me

Too $hort, MC Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped Like a trick, nothing's even...

Shittin' On 'Em

[Too $hort] I'm a legend in the game, you can't replace me I'm drivin' this car, don't try to race me You'll never win, I came straight from the co...

Still Blowin'

[Intro] Beitch! Yeah I still smoke Still blowin [Too $hort] I don't need navigation, I know where to go 85 on the highway blowin the 'dro Move...

So Watcha Sayin'

Yo, 'sup, 'sup $hort Dawg is in the house, beyotch Yea, got my orange juice bottle full of gin And it's all good Ya know, this might be the last a...

Set Up

One.. two.. one, two, three, four [Too $hort:] First we got the crack Then we got the gats Then they changed all the laws It was a set up Locki...

Shake That Monkey feat. Lil Jon

[Too $hort] Put a hump in your back and shake your rump [4x] Lets Go [Chorus- Lil Jon]- 2X Bounce that ass up and down to the floor Shake that s...

Take My Bitch

Beyotch!!! That's the trademark Short Dog in the house And it don't stop to the beat baby Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit Cause...

Talkin' Shit (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit)

[Too $hort:] That's all I do is talk shit, no doubt Yeah I got my nigga B-Legit in the house Bad Ass Anthony Banks, doin "Big Thangs" $hort Dog, a...

Strip Down

Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] Heyyy! Strip down to your asshole Whoa, more excitin than the last hoe Just pop that pussy and shake that ass Pop that pu...

Short But Funky

Life is too short but now it's kind of funky I make the beats for me and my homies Newspaper reporters and others always ask me Why I'm X-rated and...

That's How It Goes Down

You're thuggin and you love the streets Huggin the block, sellin rocks, gettin major heat And niggaz hatin, and you aint stop to think about Niggaz...

Something To Ride To (feat. Ant Banks, Pooh-Man & Goldy)

[Ant Banks:] Ahhhhhh shit - now let me warm it up I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup To get smooth in the mood that I'm in So lets sta...

Step Daddy

Step daddy, I know what you want I come through like the first of the month Ain't nothing but a holiday When I fuck my way I'm her worst nightmare...

Short Dog's In The House

"Moving up!" "East Oakland, yeah that's right" [4x] Oakland, California, West Coast life You either play the game or you smoke the pipe I became a...

Thangs Change (feat. Malik & Jamal from Illegal & Baby D)

[Jamal:] Simpty is for them simp ass niggaz Talkin lot, til I spray dumpin ?? niggaz Whenver talklin shit, I straight rip 'em And niggaz know I co...

Survivin' The Game

Yeah Short Dawg in the house Survivin the game man, it ain't easy when You out here for uh ten years hanging with the cut-throats Back stabbers, pl...

Rhymes

Without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know Call me S. I. R. T. double O I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time I make my own d...

Short Rap

Short rap [echo] [2x] Short rap, is everything It's what I think, it's what I sing Cause I'm a rapper, who lets you know When it comes to music,...

Still Strugglin

[Intro:] Still strugglin, still hustlin, tryin to get my money on Fresh outta retirement, you know I ain't tryin to fall off, Too $hort records, we...

So You Want To Be A Gangster

So you want to be a gangster all that shit Smoke any motherfucker, don't even trip You be hard as hell, take whatever you want Punk suckers wanna f...