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Tekst piosenki

Star wars has returned,

To resume it's storyline,

Between the last film and now,


Well, it's been a long long time,

If you've forgotten anything,

We'll remind you now,

In a very detailed recap,

Of how it all went down.


Escape pod to Tatooine,

Jawas, sentient machines,

Young Skywalker, sunset scene,

R2 and Sandpeople scream.


Obi Wan in long dark robes,

Must repair C-3P0,

Obi Wan you're my only hope

Uncle Owen! Aunt ooh… nope!


Mos Eisley,

Lots of weirdos,

Not the droids as far as we know,

Han shoots first,

Bye bye Greedo,

Chewie, jump up to lightspeed go!


Alderaan to smithereens,

That's no moon

Tractor beam,

Dress up as the other team,

To save the captured future queen.

Dodging blasters,

Trash compactor,

Quote off between dueling actors,

Wayward student slays his master,

Must escape but must go faster.


Tie fighters, hot pursuit,

Don't get cocky kid just shoot!

Yavin four,

Prep the troops,

May the force be with you, Luke.


Plus red 10, 3, 6, ET AL,

Torpedoes miss,

Computers fault,

Use the force now Luke don't stall!

Vader! Falcon!

Phew! Close call.


Death star goes klabooey!

Everyone get out there zoomy,

Medals for their royal duty,

Han and Luke

But not Chewie.


Star Wars, Star Wars.

This is everything that happens in

Star Wars, Star Wars.


Ice planet,

Wampa cave,

Obi Wan beyond the grave,

Solo in the blizzard, brave,

Tauntaun guts,

Luke is saved!


Back to base of frozen water,

Nerf herder,

Kiss that's awkward,

Star destroyers,

Giant walkers,

Lots and lots of rebels slaughtered.


Asteroids!

Take a breather,

Rawr! Enormous phallic creature!

To Dagobah, Luke!

Where you'll meet your ancient Muppet Jedi teacher.


Physical and mental training,

Vader vision,

Yoda's phrasing,

Do or do not

X-Wing raising,

Whoop! Gotta go!

Friends need saving.


Cloud city, wariness,

Once more 3P0's a mess,

Darth teams up with Boba Fett,

As the worlds worst dinner guests.


Luke is on his way, although,

Carbonite for poor Han Solo,

Altered deal,

Dammit Lando!

Awesome kiss,

I love you.

I know.


Luke and Vader this is it.

Epic battle, trading hits,

Sabers clash, pop and fizz,

Nothing is as cool as this,

Vader cuts him at the wrist,

High above an endless pit,

Dark side pitches,

Luke resists,

I am your father.

Holy shit!!!


Star Wars, Star Wars.

This is everything that happens in

Star Wars, Star Wars.


Jabba's palace, next vendetta,

Chewie captured, plan develops,

Leia's bounty hunter getup,

Unfreeze Han but it's a setup!


Luke shows up in Tatooine-y,

Leia's super hot bikini,

Rancor fight,

That bikini.

Sarlacc pit,

That bikini.


Walk the plank,

But the plan is set,

Green Lightsaber catch, no sweat!

Jabba grossly choked to death,

The same is true for Boba Fett.


To Dagobah Luke retreats,

Master Yoda dies in peace,

Kenobi paints a family tree,

Remember that one kissing scene?


Death star almost good to go,

The emperor now joins the show,

Endor is more frightening though,

With Teddy Bears with bows and arrows!


Luke gets caught, confronts his Dad,

Come with me, you're not all bad!

Rebels move in to attack,

The death star, but oops,

"It's a trap!"


One more saber fights a given,

Vader's hand cut, symbolism!!!

Lightning fingers,

Indecision,

Vader toss, and all's forgiven!


Bonding quick before it blows,

Remove the helmet,

Ugh its gross.

Endor dancing,

Happy ghosts,

And that is how the story goes!


Star Wars, Star Wars.

That was everything that happened in

Star Wars, Star Wars.

There were only three installments of

Star Wars, Star Wars.

Don't look any further into it

Star Wars, Star Wars.

Star Wars. 

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