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Dear Mr. So and So

Wait until it's over

Nothing is King now

and Nothing's getting older


That jerk lives like

a missle with

his pecker (in) one hand and

his pooper (in the) other


What about the paperwork

-bowels working overtime

Feed the faxes apple dumplings

-pay that fucker overtime


hey there bossman

-fickle fucker

hey there bossman

-fickle fucker buy me dinner 

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