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[Beau]
For all the times that she runs through my brain
And all the times I thought of her when I came
It kind of breaks my heart, oh girl
This ain't no game
And I still jerk it to her everyday!
But I didn't want to write a song
'cuz I didn't want anyone thinking I was lame
I'm not
But... I'm still kinda caught up
And I should probably move it on
But I'm hoping maybe she's just playing hard to get so
I sent her a dick pic!
Your mama don't like me
And she likes everyone
But I'm not her type
And I know I'm a little young
And I know she isn't down with it
But that body doesn't quit
And now I know
I think your mom is hot like shit
I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself
[Luke]
Everyone told me she was too old for me
And I know she might be out of my league
But everytime I would come and visit your house
I was sneaking peeks up under her blouse
[Jai]
But I never tried to make a move
'Cuz I didn't want anyone thinking I would disrespect her
Even thought I'd wreck her
I know I should be moving on
But I can't help thinking that if she just got to know me
She might want to blow me
Your mama don't like me
And she likes everyone
But she might like me
If she knew that I was hung
[Luke]
And I know she probably won't be down
While your dad is still around
Let her know
I'll put that fucker in the ground
[Beau]
'Cuz I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself
[Daniel]
For all those times that she made me feel small
I'm in love but she don't feel it at all
Never thought that it would hurt this much to fall
Your mama broke my heart and gave me blue balls
Balls
[Beau]
'Cuz I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself
'Cuz I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself
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