Tenacious D piosenki

JB: Kage? KG: Wha... Hey... wha... what's happenin? JB: What are you doin here? KG: Oh I... uh... just... uh... I think I forgot somethin... Just you Know... JB: Wait a second. It's like 2am, In the middle of the night KG: Yeah JB: And your here i...

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? Oh shit there's a bear,...

[spoken] Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* [KG:] Two Kings [JB:] Hey KG [KG:] Hey [JB:] How's It Goin'? [KG:] Good, Good... [JB:] Whatta ya doin?.. [KG:] Aw, god I was just... [JB:] I Love You... [KG:] What You Say?? [JB:] I said I lov...

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely... You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze...

KG: We should talk about the hard fucking, though... JB: Hard fucking? KG: Because, I think it's a pretty common complaint JB: Yeah, the ladies don't really like the hard fucking KG: You feel like you're giving them some extra juice JB: They're not into t...

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D, and its not just of list of bullshit that we've done in the past, its a chronicling of our rise to POWER! We ride with kings on mighty steeds, Across the devil's plain, We've walked with Jesus and his cross He...

Hope is a doggy A sweet doggy Standing next to a rose A flower grows in the soil There's still hope for life to exist For us to survive To thrive and survive And find a way to live our lives And live through this nuclear holocaust Let's get it on Ho...

spoken] [KG snores loudly] [JB:] Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it. (shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you! [KG:] What? What?? God! I'm sleeping, dude! What are you talking about... [JB:] Oh my god. [KG:] What? [JB:] I did it. [KG:] What d'ya do? [JB:...

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch He was harvesting a big tomato, He was in the sand, all right I’m taking a walk in the woods, It’s nice outside Smells of shit Lig a guing gligga gigga googa gwey oh go I come upon a silver striped mushroom...

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And...

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yay there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B. and he refused to step...

spoken] [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [strums] [JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [strums again] [JB:] Better, mateuszg, closer, warmer. [strums again] [JB:] That's it. Okay. [sung] I love ya baby bu...

Kooonnnng! There is nothing on Earth that is nearly as strong, As Kong! Kooonnnng! In the jungle he lives, that is where he belongs, King Kong! Kooonnnng! Beat the drum, light the flames, sacrifice, bang the gong! King Kong! (KONG!) (KING!) Kooonn...

Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la. Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true) Couldn't split up Tango and Cash. That's a...

JB: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three. KG and me, don’t forget about Tenacious D, uh. KG: I took a bullet for JB, now I’m in Heaven and I can see. JB: Your decision to rescue me. KG: Was definitely Poops McGee. JB: No way, no KG, I...

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We're talkin' fuckin' Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin' free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on ma...

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer fucking bathing suit We want the low hanging frui...

Augh! AUGH! I do not need,(he deos not need) A microphone (a microphone) My voice is fucking (fucking) POWERFUL! AUGH!!! AUGH!!! Sorry, I did not mean, (he did not mean) To blow your mind, (to blow your mind) But that shit happens to me all the time...

Well we met in the food court in the mall, She was in line at arbys and I was sippin on a malt, Such a lovely girl I walked up to her, I wanna make u mine and buy u diamonds and pearls, She gave me her pager number and said "beep me sometime" Right there...

Kyle Gass: Jack. Jack Black: Yeah? KG: Do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that aren't really... that are actually robots, living among us? JB: No. KG: ...that we can't tell... JB: No, we dont have the technology yet. But Rag...