Stephen Lynch piosenki

I want to write you a poem That stands the test of all time A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note With meter and rythym and rhyme I want it to speak of your virtue Sing praise to your stature and poise I want it to capture your beauty The soul that'...

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store The sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front door...

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah, she's my litt...

Here we are dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been had and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head But if I were gay, I would give you my heart And if I were gay you'd be my work of art If I were gay we would swim in r...

I see you there Behind the glass I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you Shake that ass I watch you grind I watch you dance I show you mine, you show me yours and when we're done I button up my pants And my friends all laugh, my friends all scoff...

Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And Animal is looking dyno-mite Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone But his muppets will live...

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin', You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten If you...

You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being misled See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil" You love the smell of a burning cros...

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. But I don't have a hammer And I dont have a ship...

hush little girl ~sweet~ sweet baby dont cry, tonight daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight why cant it all be like it was before how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores daddy gets wasted and ro...

It's College time again September's almost here Hanging with freshmen girls Frat party kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting mixer at Delta Chi we take some oxycontin Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait p...

You say thats you're leaving but just for a day The company wants you to fly to LA So you leave me alone and i sit and i say What will i do today Today while you're away I wil... Sniff all your underwear Dress in your clothes Pleasure myself inside your panty...

Hey, well we come from Alabama, but were in Afghanistan were navy seals and green marines, hunting for a man they say he has a beard, a face, a dipper on his head I heard we wont be coming home until that fucker’s dead OhBinladin oh don’t you die to quick I’ve...

Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday Tried to kick the football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away Flew a kite so he’d try to relax but he always put that shit in a tree And a little red-headed girl wouldn’t give no play...

My story is so tiresome. (tiresome!) Back in France, I was rich as they come. (as they come!) But I lost all my wealth And my good mental health. Now I live with ze filth and ze scum. (and ze scum!) I'm Pierre, ze only french bum in New York (ooooooooh) When...

Deep in prayer my cross to bear I kneel upon the floor Temptations of a Catholic priest aren't easy to ignore But I can not control myself It rips my soul apart For one small sheep among my flock has Stole the shepherd's heart Altar boy, altar boy Confess you...

She gotta smile, Yeah, She gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me She gotta wink, a wink across the bar and I know that it's meant to be. She gotta walk, OOH, she walkin' over and I know IT could be my day. She got a ... friend, Aaaaw she gotta frien...

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very special friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright instead He's a little bit special Just a little bit... specia...

When I was a boy of 10 I had a very special friend Fred was kind with good intent But just a little different Oh special Fred mamma dropped him on his head Now hes not so bright instead Hes a little bit special Just a little bit special We played tag and he...

Watch them run, watch them fall, Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics At the special olympics. Watch them laugh, watch them drool, Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving. At the special olympics. And I know full well, that I will burn in hell, But...