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Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...

I don't necessarily need to be here for this...

I'm gonna keep the headphones though...


Mother fucker I'm awesome!

No you're not, dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I'm drivin around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voicemail, nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall



You know my pants sag low (low)

Even though (though) that went out of style

Like ten years ago (go)

Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple

I got little biceps,

Getting fatter in the middle


And lyrically I'm not the best :)

Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet

So preposterous

Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious

Guest up at the sausage fest

Oh yes!

The girls are repulsed

So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult

Uh Uhh

I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis

All my writtens are bitten and

All my verses are purchased

Me? I'll never date an actress

Got too many back zits

Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss

Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this,

It's cuz my little sister wrote it


I'm awesome!

No you're not, dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I'm drivin around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voicemail, nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome


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I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope

And I can't ski

Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts

Find me whipped by my wifey

My neck not icy

Eatin at McDonalds because Subway's pricey


Uh, and my unibrow is plucked

Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks

She's like "For what?

Blunt wraps and some Heineken?

You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"

I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me

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I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve

My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,

And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji


Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift

Can't tweet up on my Twitter

Cuz I haven't done shit

Bank account red, body ungroomed

The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon


I'm awesome!

No you're not, dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I'm drivin around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voicemail, nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome


Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol

Cheesier than Provolone

I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home

With a ego the size of Tim Duncan

Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin

I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls

Because I spent a decade filling optimos

And I'm not even the bomb in Maine

On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain

Now put your hands up,

If you have nightmares

If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here

If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer

I'm outta breath...


But I'm awesome!

No you're not, dude don't lie

I'm awesome!

I'm drivin around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I'm awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome!

There's no voicemail, nobody called

I'm awesome!

I can't afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome 

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