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The Boss: Love We love stories of love and romance Love created in song and in dance Any reminder there's always a chance Love could transform our lives Love, love Tickets, tickets Right this way Wedding show today Wedding, wedding Right this way See the show...

Violet Buddy kissed me He kissed me for the first time Daisy Didn't you hear what he said? Violet There's only one thought Running through my head He kissed me Daisy And then they both denied Any thought of romance Violet But he kissed me Words can lie But...

Jake If you hurt her I will hunt you down Terry What was that all about? Daisy He loves her He truly does Terry What?! Buddy He's right, Violet You deserve better Terry Buddy... Buddy I've tried But I'm playing a part I've tried And it's breaking my hear...

Company: Come look at the freaks Come gape at the geeks Come examine these aberrations Their malformations Grotesque physiques Only pennies for peeks Come look at the freaks Come look at the freaks They'll haunt you for weeks Come explore why they fascinate yo...

The Boss: Stop! Can I ask you a question? Terry: Of course. The Boss: Are you deaf? Terry: No. The Boss: If you think these girls are singers Then you must be hard of hearing They do a little yowling Dogs baying at the moon But the sound they make is scree...

Jake: I'm not gonna tell you You're making a mistake Tell you not to go No I won't I'll only say What I've learned along my way The devil you know Beats the devil you don't We don't work In the best of situations We don't live very well We don't live in the ne...

Daisy: All of our dreams are coming true Violet: At least the dream that's starring you Daisy: Terry's my dream personified I can feel him there right by my side I can feel his love I can feel his pride Violet: Those are feelings You have got to hide Daisy...

Violet: Daisy, can you hear what I'm thinking? Daisy: Yes, clearly as though you spoke Violet: Give me strength I feel my spirits sinking Daisy: Try to laugh This is the biggest joke We have seen the world Violet: And it's seen us Daisy: We have caused a...

All Happy birthday to you and to you Here's a big happy birthday times two Happy birthday from the whole damned crew Happy birthday to you and to you 

Violet: What have we done? Daisy: Learned the truth Violet: Closed a door Daisy: Opened more Violet: I'm scared, Daisy Daisy: Of what? Violet: Being alone Daisy: But you're not You never have been If we stood on our tiptoes We could peek over the sill A...

Daisy I'm Daisy Violet I'm Violet Daisy & Violet We're Siamese Twins Violet I'm to your right As you watch our show Daisy She thinks she's always right Not so I'm Daisy Violet I'm Violet Daisy & Violet What else would you like to know? Terry Wha...

Daisy: Terry, how about a good luck kiss? Terry: Well-deserved Break a leg Have fun Daisy: I always have fun when you're around Terry: Likewise You're a good-time girl Terry leaves... Violet: You are shameless A shameless flirt Daisy: Showing some intere...

Violet: I want to be like everyone else So no one will point and stare To walk down the street not attracting attention No notice, no mention, no hint of dispare A normal reaction A standard response The same as everyone wants Daisy: I want to be like everyon...

Daisy: I have a solution. Marry me, Terry. Terry: With the whole world expecting a different pair? Daisy: They're expecting the wedding Of a Siamese twin They won't care Browning: Smart girl! Daisy: Marry me, Terry It makes so much sense I know you want me...

Terry: Some hidden magnet Is pulling me back Back to this strange little show An invisible force Dragging me off-course Pulling me somewhere I know I shouldn't go I want I want I want to see her I want I want to look at her face I need I need I need to see her...

Terry: We've got rosy red days ahead Under dreamy blue cloudless sky Buddy: We were making due Jake: Now we're making hay Terry: Let's make the most of Buddy, Jake, Terry: This New Year's Day Buddy: Everything's new Jake: New life Terry: New York Buddy...

Buddy: I never sought the spotlight I stayed behind the scenes But then I met a sweetheart Who changed my old routines She put me in the spotlight Now I'm a happy pup And when I count my blessings I find they all add up to One plus one equals three My baby, he...

Terry: Thank you, my friends From the fourth estate For coming tonight Reporter: This better be good Because vaudeville is fading Reporter: Our readers have more interest In pictures than talk Reporter: Give the man a chance, guys He always comes through R...

An obvious connection I tried so hard to hide Couldn't even say it to myself An obvious connection I tried to push aside Into a corner on the darkest shelf We'll never be alone And my feelings can't be shown So I try to imagine and replay All the things I'll n...

Daisy & Violet: We're singing sweet bird songs of love As we float and flutter above And each little sparrow and dove Wants to play Our love songs are music for mating But these little lovebirds are waiting Will someone find us captivating prey? Daisy, Vi...

Violet: What have we done? Daisy: Lost our jobs Violet: Closed a door Terry: Opened more My beauties My loves I can see us floating to the stars In a magic boat propelled By your talent and unparalleled beauty Daisy: All because of you Violet: All we've e...

Buddy: I knew they were meant to sing But tonight they did more Jake: Did you hear that crowd? They hollered so loud I bet their throats are sore Buddy: This isn't a dream Did you hear them scream 'Encore' Buddy & Jake: You're gonna be an overnight Ter...

Terry: We're on a mid-way A Texas-sized playground Lots of diversion around We need distraction Without too much action Let me show you a quiet spot I've found Let me take you to the Tunnel of Love Dark and relaxing inside All of us could share the Tunnel of L...

Archeologists: We've traveled from Nome to Bali Seen the history of human folly Courted danger til our hair was curled Seen all seven wonders of the world Those wonders have mostly crumbled Built by people - Down they tumbled Wonders made by nature never rust...

Daisy & Violet: You are my favorite new playmate I love the fun you provide A song and a laugh Are better by half When I'm by your side Happy to be your companion Glad that I qualified I feel as grand as the canyon When I'm by your side People stop dead wh...

Violet: Like a fish plucked from the ocean Tossed into a foreign stream Always knew that I was different Often fled into a dream I ignored the raging current Right against the tide I swam But I floated with the question Who will love me as I am? Daisy: Like a...

Buddy: When I happened upon this sideshow I said, 'They need a more dignified show' I felt the way you were presented Was completely wrong And when I heard your voices I said, 'They need a song' You deserve a better life No more worry No more strife For you po...

Jake: You should be loved By someone who knows you Wants you to blossom Always is true You should be cherished Like the first sign of springtime You should be loved You should be loved With constant devotion Heart-pounding passion Flooding you through You shou...