Tekst piosenki
Now this is a tale that will explain
How our lives completely and suddenly changed
Just take a seat and don't disembark
We'll tell you how we became the kings of a trailer park
We were born and reared in the Hamptons
We spent a lotta time golfin' and glampin'
We had thought that our dad was a man of means
But it turns out he was runnin' a ponzi scheme
He got 15 years in the pen
And our mom became fond of Klonopin
She said the both of us were just too much to handle
You're gonna live in Mississippi with your uncle Randall
We requested Uber X on our phones
And it pulled up in a cloud of cheap cologne
We asked if we could Uber to Mississippi
He said as long as 5 stars is the rating you give me
We arrived at the park about 10 o'clock
Uncle Randall came out with his shotgun cocked
But when he saw it was us he gave us country fried steak
And we began our reign as Kings of Bellevue Estates
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