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TWILIGHT:

May I have your attention please! x2

Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down!

I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down!


APPLEJACK:

Uh, We're gonna have a problem here...


PINKIE:

Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before

Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore

with me babysitting worse than before

Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!)

And now Twilight like:


TWILIGHT:

Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she?


PINKIE:

And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies!

Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed!

Brony guys love Pinkie Pie


APPLEJACK:

Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her

Hopping around shaking her you-know-what

in front of you-know-who


RAINBOW DASH:

Yeah but she's so fun though


PINKIE

Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium

But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese

but I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie


My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face!

Clap your hooves and do a little shake!

And that's the dance move we teach to little kids

And we expect them to not know what twerking is


Of course they're gonna know friendship is magic

and everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls

We aint nothin but horses!

Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered to sing on key


But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage

Then why can't two female ponies just kiss?

All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this

Sorry, those bronies can't resist!


CHORUS

'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink pony!

all you other pink ponies are just being phonies

So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! x2


PINKIE

Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying

But I do, mainly because I get paid to

You think I wanna be best pony?

Half of you bronies don't even follow me, let alone know me


RARITY:

But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird!


PINKIE

So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared?

My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard?

Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared?


Now I can properly flip off Gilda

I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda

Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy

Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die


Put me on blast on Discovery kids!

And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us

I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups?

All you losers ever do is fart poop


There's hundreds of us who talk like me,

trot like me, break the fourth wall like me

Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me

I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry!


(CHORUS x2)


PINKIE

I'm like a head trip to watch!

Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch

Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies

But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall


I just go around being all random

Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom

Oops, did I say "hand", I meant hoof

Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof


It's funny, 'cause at this rate when we're canceled

Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils

Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy,

Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's dog will still have rabies,

And Rarity will never say "maybe" to a date with Spike

Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady

maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon


So will the real Pinkie please sit down

and if you wouldn't mind please make a frown

'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight

I don't bite but if you're a cake I might!


(CHORUS x4)


PINKIE

Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down. 

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