Tekst piosenki
Damals neben Freiburg im Gaysgau
da gab´s ein kleines Dorf mit keiner Frau
Die Leute waren froh
mit einem Finger im Po
Sagten "Hier ist keiner Böse,
denn gibt es keine Möse!"
Der Zug fuhr in der Nacht und ohne Bremsen,
der Motor er war voll mit tausend Schwänzen
Die Chaffeure Hinz und Kunz
hatten 'ne Nachricht für uns:
"Die nächste Haltestelle
ist gleich in eurem Arsch!"
Sei Willkommen im Schwanzwald
wo Bäume Bratwürste sind
Die sind schwanzig zentimeter hoch,
wenn du sie reibst dann wachsen sie noch
Die wilden Vogel singen immer noch
ja wenn sie niesten tief in deinem Loch
Und im Restaurant,
fängt die Party gleich an
"Wir müssen doch feiern,
iss mal Bratwurst mit Eiern"
Wir erforschen den Schwanzwald
wo Würstchen Bratschwänze sind
Und wenn Schwänze-Staffeln schreien "Marsch!"
wird's gefährlich für deinen Arsch!
Westerwelle hat doch recht
Wowis Eier sind nicht schlecht
Ich reise nie mehr nach Spanien,
ich will nur nach Schwanzilwanien!
Wir huldigten dem Schwanzwald
wo Männer Stockschwule sind
Und aus ihren Schwänzen spritzt der Schnee,
wenn du dich bückst tun sie dir Weh
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