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Tekst piosenki

Budo:

Hey Yamada, I have to ask you something.


Taro:

Huh? Um... sure, what is it?


Budo:

Do you do anything other than sit there and read?


Taro:

Well. I--


Budo:

Look, I won't dance around the issue so I'll get to the point:

Why don't you join the martial arts club?


Taro:

What?? Why??


Budo:

Because it's beneficial!

You'll learn self-defense, work out, and--


Taro:

Sorry, Masuta, but I have to say no.


Budo:

W-Why?!

What is it with you and turning down every club that approaches you?


Taro:

Well, I--


Budo:

You know what? I have a better idea.

How 'bout I show you

AND THE ENTIRE SCHOOL

why you should stop loitering around and join a club?


Taro:

Wha--?


Midori:

Epic Rap Battles of Akademi

Budo Masuta vs Taro Yamada

Begin!


Budo:

So let me get this straight: You just sit there and read

Without a care in the world or a want or a need...

Would you call that living? I call that being a bum

You'll be begging to join my club when this rap battle's done

Taro, you blend into the crowd with with some friends here or there

But what you really need is a purpose, not just sweet fresh air

How 'bout show you how to defend yourself so you can survive?

After that, you'll finally know the meaning of being alive!!


You got nothing to say? Come on, show me what you can do.

I know a milion ways to fight you and a hundred ways to block you.

Taro, say something! You really have nothing to say??

If you don't then why the heck won't you see things my way??


Taro:

Ah...

Look, Masuta, I'm just not interested, alright?

Why would I join a club like yours unless I'm looking for a fight?

I just want to read in peace, but you just had to open your mouth.

So let me shut you up and tell you what this Yamada's all about.

I'm an average teenage guy trying to get by in school.

Without anyone's approval and not looking lke a fool

Unlike you, I mean come on. You walk around like Bruce Lee

Telling people: "Hey! Join my club! We do karate!"

But let's face it: Why learn about fighting unless you plan

To use it anytime you want? What's your thoughts on that, then?

If you can't defend that, then you've already lost.

Now, pardon my English, but can you kindly

FUCK OFF?


Budo:

There's no need to get hostile, buddy, I just wanted to convince you

That there's more to life that reading what fictional characters will do

You can laugh all you want, but you might regret not joining me

if someone goes berserk and starts a random killing spree.


Taro:

Now, see, that logic just doesn't make sense.

If no one here is a psycho, then why should I learn defense?

Unless you're planning something, Budo. Wanna spill what that's about?

Why learn defense unless you plan to knock someone out?


Budo:

You're putting words in my mouth!


Taro:

Then stop trying to judge me, okay?

I like reading. Get over it.


Budo:

But how is that okay?!

Like all you do is read!! What kind of girl finds that attractive??


Taro:

What? Is THAT what this is about? What about being active??


Budo:

YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKER! Would you look up for once?!

There's a bunch of girls that think you're the cutest of the bunch!!

How can you be so blind despite the reading you keep doing?

Gah, what am I saying? Heck, who am I fooling--


Taro:

Now see, unlike you, I don't care about someone's looks.

I just want them to be kind and maybe some of my books.

If you want a girl that badly, read and see how far that goes.

You've made an ass of yourself and now EVERYBODY knows.


Midori:

WHO WON???

Umm... I'm not sure...

SOMEONE TELL ME!! This is too tough! JUST WHO WON?!


Budo & Taro:

MIDORI!!


Midori:

Sorry! Sorry! I guess you decide????


Midori:

EPIC RAP!


Student Chorus:

RAP!


Midori:

BATTLES!


Ayano:

Midori...


Midori:

OF AKADEMI


Ayano:

Get back here! 

Tłumaczenie