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He loves to be the life of the party

Even though we've heard it all before

Showing off his encyclopedic knowledge

Of all the dates and the players and the scores


He just loves to boast about all the shots he could down

And the amount of beer that he can consume

Or the joy he got from smacking some guy in the

Face just 'cause he looked at him funny 'cross a room


And he can't help himself from explaining

All the things he does to girls during sex

Using obnoxious and offensive language

To describe what he did to his ex

(Ugh, dude)


And if he'd shut up for just one minute he'd notice

That no one else in the room is impressed

Yet he goes on regaling us with his stories

Of drunken antics and conquests in bed


And I'm so bored of straight boys

Who only wanna talk football, down alcohol, and hassle women


They could talk 'bout the same shit for days on end

(Yawn, boring, yeah whatever)

Excuse me while I go make out with my boyfriend

And if they're cute and wanted to join in, I guess they're welcome

(The more the merrier)

No, seriously please get me out of this heinous conversation

(Women, football, and getting wasted)


Somebody didn't get enough attention as a kid, I suppose

Punching your fists in the air

Screaming at the television at the top of your lungs


I'm so bored of straight boys

Who only wanna talk football, down alcohol, and hassle women

It's so boring

Don't they know there's more to life

Than only talking goals and banging girls?


And what the hell is with all these frat initiations?

Hazing, harassment, group humiliation

All these bizarre testosterone-fueled rituals and passage rites

Comparing dick sizes, lining them up side by side

(Just hanging out with the guys)


Somebody didn't get enough bromance in as a teen, I suppose

(Bromance!)

Finally getting your chance to enjoy

some same sex action with all of your bros

(Who knows?)


All these hoards of straight boys who only

Start fist-fights, down alcohol, and hassle women

It's so boring when they all start brawling

I'll be sat here yawning, staring at my phone


No I'm not calling all hetero boys out,

Obviously some of my closest friends are straight (Ha!)

But we all know those bros who act like dickheads

While we roll our eyes and shake our heads again and again


Look at all these neanderthal men

Starting a fight for the sake of it

I'm trying not to feel too intimidated

Avoiding eye contact so I don't get hit


Somebody isn't getting enough action as a man and it shows

But that's no excuse for the way you keep

Grinding up against that girl while her back's turned


I'm so bored, I hate boys,

I wanna go home

(Women, football, and getting wasted)

I'm so bored of straight boys who only wanna talk

(Fist fights, loose girls, and alcohol)

Macho dudes all acting like neanderthals

(Women, football, and getting wasted)

I'm so bored of straight boys, neanderthals

(Fist fights, loose girls, and alcohol)

Grown-up children acting like neanderthals

I'm so bored of straight boys who think they own the world 

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