Macc Lads piosenki
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Now He's A Poof
Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come from Macc, And we used to go out pulling crack, Now we know it were just a farce, 'Cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse. He's got scabs from stalking other men, We're never going to talk...
Stoppy Back
Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your glasses, Let's go home. Now you know the regulations I don't want an explanation, Time to go. F**k off you twat, we want to stoppy back, stoppy back. F**k off you twat, we want to stoppy back, stoppy back....
Sweatty Betty
Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t' sewage farm, I got me 'and down 'er jeans an' I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints, Looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get me hands On her flabby tits. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, So I said...
Tab After Tab
Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup, Crack after crack after crack after crack we f**k, There's a pink giving me the wink, And she'll make me finger stink, I think it's all this beer they make me drink. Tab after tab after tab after tab we smoke,...
The Lads From Macc
Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're the Macc Lads and we ain't f**kin' puffs. We're the Lads from Macc, We wa...
The Macc Lads' Party
Where's the f**king party? Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts, Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts. Now Peter's supping bitter, he's getting really canned, He locks himself in the bog and he's shagging Baggy Anne. The...
Twenty Pints
Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than you've supped tonight. Bonnington's or Willy's lads? Willy's tastes like piss. I've got ten pints down me neck the night, He's blown some froth off his. Now I've got to leave room for me chips, So...
Ugly Women
Just take a look over there, Is that one fit with the long dark hair? Well she's got to be a mucky tart, Her mate looks like a madman's horse. Can I have the fit one? Oh, don't be boring, Me knob's gone deaf, it's one foot long, I've had it up since Mond...