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When we pulled into Argo Port in need of R & R

The crew set out investigating every joint and bar

We had high expectations of their hospitality

But found too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex

We found him with five partners each of a different world and sex

The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance

We beamed him up in the nick of time and the remnants of his pants


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew

He out-drank seven space marines and a demolition crew

The navigator didn't win but he out-drank almost all

And now they've got a shuttlecraft on the roof of City Hall


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green

And hauled into an alley, where he suffered things obscene

He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear

Except he somehow taught the bridge computer how to swear


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar

Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to cause pon farr

She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart

And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our lady of communications won a ship-wide bet

By getting into the planet's main communications net

Now every time someone calls up on an Argo telescreen,

The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our Doctor loves Humanity; his private life is quiet

The Shore Police arrested him for inciting whores to riot

We found him in the city jail, locked on and beamed him free

Intact except for hickeys and six kinds of VD


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our Helmsman loves exotic plants; the plants all love him too

He took some down on leave with him and we wondered what they'd do,

Till the planetary governor called and swore upon his life

That a gang of plants entwined his house and then seduced his wife!


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


A gang of pirates landed, and nobody seemed to care

They stamped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there

Half our crew was busy there, and invited them to play,

But the pirates only looked at us, and turned and ran away


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


Our crew is Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride

And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide

We're sorry about the wreckage and the riots and the fuss;

At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us!


And we're banned from Argo, every one

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun

We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four

But Argo doesn't want us anymore


...Wonder why? 

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