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We are about to get extremely seriuously together

And I know our lives are gonna get so much better

But firts we should come clean and just be honest with each other

That's what I learned from the most important person in my life, my mother

We both have secrets and things we're not proud of I belive it's true

And it's best to talk about them now for me and you

'Cuz this relationship should be built on honesty

And we don't want old stuff to come and hunt us when we're family


- Agree?


I sometimes text with my ex-girlfriend just because we're friends

But if you don't want me to speak with her, I'll make sure it ends

I can be somewhat untidy and sometimes I make a mess

But if you ask "Do I look good in this dress?"

I will say "Yes."


I only eat spaghetti, hamburgers and pizza

I have a picture of me leaning against the croocked tower of Pisa

If I do not pluck my eyebrows they will grow to one

I know the entire lyrics to Celine Dions "My Heart Will Go On"

I squeeze the mayonnaise tube right here in the middle

I forget the toilet seat, and Ringo is my favourite Beatle

I have every episode of "Teen mom" on my PVR

And I collect all of my tonails in this jar

I have a dream to one day become a famous superstar

And there's a homeless man named Greg that is living in my car

Hope this doesn't scare you away from us two becoming one

'Cuz we'll gave a lot of love

And this crappy song


- Wow, that's lot to process. I didn't know... There is a Greg in your car? Well, I appreciate the honesty. So...


I have a diamond jeweled pink iPhone encasement

Chronic flatulence and a boy in my basement

If I drink I turn sexist and I can be a prick

But I will try my utmost not to ne like that, now suck my dick

I sometimes cry when I watch a super duper touching movie

I put my cat - and I think that Nickelback is super groovy

I've had like fifty girlfriends before we met each other

Let's say like fiftyone, if we include your mother

I have so many things on my heart that I gotta say

I hate laughter, and your sexface makes me sort of gay

I know it's harsh but honesty, that is what I'm all about

I don't eject the USB before I plug it out

Sometimes I swap babies in the hospital just for fun

And right now under here I'm pointing at you with loaded gun

I hope you still want to be my one

'Cuz we'll have a lot of love

And this crappy song!


- I don't know if I can...


I am a wizard and my best friend is a goose named Peter

Sometimes I wet the bed, but mainly I am a bed shitter

If I get bored I pay my twinbrother to hang with you

Actually I am him right now, hello my name is Stu


I have a family of martians hiding in my attic

My dad's also my unclebrother and I am a 1D fan

I was a she, but took a sexchange just to be with you

I have 11 pairs of crocks and a YOLO tattoo

I sometimes breastfeed sleeping hoboes, then I run away

I stole the "Z" from crazy, so that we could just say cray

I might look young, but I am 120 years

'Cuz I sold my soul to Satan and inject myself with baby tears

I hope you wanna be my girl for all eternity

Cut of my hand, together we can rule the galaxy

If you don't stop me this song is gonna last forever

And is it ever gonna take off? Let me tell you: Never!

I still believe it's important with this type of conversation

I really hope this isn't Too Much Information


- Okay, this is a bit too much

- Oh...

- It's really because my... my best friend is a duck, and ducks and geese don't really get along. It's like vampires and werewolves. So, it's a no go. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna go.

- Hey, Peter. Guess who's single and ready to hit the town with his favourite goose friend? That's who! 

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