Tekst piosenki
[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
Yo how's everybody doing it's me Kai
I'm gonna eat a lot of rye
Oh yeah here I am
Get in my van
Oh oh yeah oh yeah
Here I am what you do?
I'm gonna take a massive poo
Oh boy I'm Donald Duck
I like cr-crumpets
Crumpets are nice
I also like to eat some rice
Ah how we all doing?
Woo-hooing
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Poo poo poo poo poo
Madsheepany we ain't ever gonna lose
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