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Tekst piosenki
[Intro]
Otakuu.
[Hook]
I get extra happy everytime I see mai waifu.
Yeah she is okay, but she is nothing like mai waifu.
Maybe one day I could get married to mai waifu.
I don't care what you say nigga, damn I love mai waifu.
[Hook]
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love my waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
[Verse 1]
Damn I love mai waifu, she ain't nothing like you.
She don't bitch and nag me all the type up on her cycle.
Damn I love mai waifu, her figure is so curvy.
When you stand by mai waifu I can tell that your not worthy.
Mai waifu is so kawaii and plus she got big boobies.
4Chan thinks that she's their waifu but I said, "Wuzzup Mugi".
I do this for otaku, Shigeru Miyamoto.
I'm in electric city with mai waifu playing Touhou.
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Damn I love mai waifu. So I keep plenty pictures.
Mai waifu is kawaii even as a 12 inch figure.
Compared to mai waifu, she makes you look so shitty.
To me she's 3DPD so I just call her Ms. Piggy.
Nigga that's kawaii, Otaku God said it.
Talk shit bout otaku, and you will be beheaded.
And now I got two waifus, the yuri keeps me looking.
I be that godly nigger plus I'm sugoi to the fullest.
[Hook]
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