Jon Lajoie Chatroulette Song tekst piosenki i tłumaczenie. Posłuchaj MP3 i obejrzyj teledysk z Youtube oraz sprawdź chwyty.
Tekst piosenki
I though that maybe I'd find a friend
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
Have a great conversation with a stranger from the other side of the world
Or maybe learn something new
About a culture or a place
Connect with another human being, but everytime I press 'New game'...
All I see is guys jerkin' off
Guys jerkin' off
Just penises and cocks
And guys jerkin' them off...
Hold on, this guy's not jerkin' off
Maybe he's like me, and he just wants to talk...
'Hi, how are you?'... Nope, there he goes.
Oh... Dude, that is a lot of cum...
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