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Jim Carrey (Jako Earl):

Some folks ride like the wind when the whisping pines do guide them,

and the burning light inside them leaves them warm in the snow.


Others fear the sounds they hear, make banditos out of mole hills,

fill their hearts with porcupine quills; they’re dead and buried long before they go.


Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,

and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.

The angels wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned

’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand.


Jim Carrey (Jako Heston):

What did he say.


Jim Carrey (Jako Earl):

It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.

takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure

with your cold dead aim you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger,

but we know: your chariot may not be swingin’ low.


Cold dead hand, cold dead hand

Cold dead hand, cold dead hand

You’re a big dick man with a little bitty gland

so you need something bigger just to fill your cold dead hand


Jim Carrey (Jako Heston):

They’re making fun of everything I hold dear, Walter


Jim Carrey (Jako Earl):

Imagine if the Lord were here and he knew what you’ve been thinkin’

would his sacred heart be sinkin’ into the canyon of dismay?


And on the ones who sell the guns he’d stick the vultures and coyotes.

Only the devil’s true devotees could profiteer from pain and fear.


Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand, and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.

The angels wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned ’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand.


It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.

Takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure

with your cold dead aim you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger,

but we know: your chariot may not be swingin’ low.


Jim Carrey (Jako Eliot):

Hi, I’m Clearly Sam Elliot. Pay attention Hombre’s this boy’s got something to say, budding social satire, it goes down smooth. Enjoy the show. I’m gonna watch that sunset.


Jim Carrey (Jako Earl):

Cold dead hand, cold dead hand

Cold dead hand, cold dead hand

You’re a big dick man with a little bitty gland

so you need something bigger with a hairpin trigger.

You don’t wanna get caught with your trousers down

when a psycho killer comes around

So you make your home like a thunderdome

and you’re always packing everywhere you roam

but the psychos will no matter what you do

they’re gonna buy way more guns than you

And while you’re stumblin’ now to bed

They put five rounds in the back of your hair

and you get depressed

and you put your own shotgun in your mouth

And your kids walk in and they find you there

Like a headless lump in your underwear

And they move the gun and it kills them too

And your wife just doesn’t know what to do

So she takes a hand grenade from her shoe

And she pulls the pin


And it’s all on you, and your cold dead hand


Well what in the heck was that?


I accidentally shot my foot off.


Awww – shoot! 

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