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ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun but those rides just arent for everyone

bought my ticket i might have a ride IN THE MAZE


if i dont come back right away give me time at least a half a day

dont just leave me lost and thrown away IN THE MAZE


hello ladies and gentlemen i'm jeff nipples and i'm jimbo jsym

welcome to the dark carnival's amazing maze over 5,000 ways to get in and no way out!

lets meet todays volunteer this is rick we like to call him rick the dick

dick face here is a wealthy ontrponuer who smacks his wife around

and buys his way in and out of everything lets see how Mr. tough guy

fairs up in the amazing maze


wuddup bitch im violent j i'll be your guide for the day k? good got mad doors

and mad floors! hallways crawlways walls for day make a left just before you make a right and your left

should be to your right if your lefts right, right'good begin the sho' go ahead boy open the first door

welcome to the exical thrilla meet jack dubie a serial killer with a chain saw he'll take ur arm off at the elbow

ull get it back if you make it out though. fuck aint no use crying all day u need to take ur bitch ass back down the hallway

u gotta be a man at least u've learned everything you get in the maze u've earned

keep running times ticking on the clock.

u might wanna tie that stump up with a sock

turn right it might look the same but your making tracks to the room of tumb tacks

this really aint shit bout a million tacks and the room spins a bite

if ya stay on your feet you'll be ok (hahaha) oh let me get outta your way


oh boy rick the dick in a bite of jam there jeff

thats right jimbo he looks like a rag doll flippin and spinnin like that

you can always witness specticals truely amazing within the amazing maze

lets see where else ricks adventures will lead the lil dick whipe


(hahaha)so you got a few tacks in your balls pick em all out and head right back down the halls

whats this dead end doors looked its a long way back just knock oh should have

turned around no doubt nothing we gotta sit and argue about

keep going make a left right left run straight ahead some more open the door


(girls voice)

silk sheets nice breeze relax and just take it with ease the maze is a place of magic

many suprises your dick rises lay down expect the best then in comes your luver with a hairy chest


(guys voice)

hello sexy im grim luv now let me look at your uh milk dud


oh shit you fell for that i aint gonna tell you, you got ur o-ring taped

all that dissin of the opissit sex and look who just got their butt hole flexed

wait whats that the walls are closin in fuck that hurry run for ur life oh he'll be alright


hows that sit with you jimbo first he get pluged with bullets then he gets he butt pluged

i think hes a fuckin idiot jeff i mean what kinda ass hole cant find his way outta this maze

u got to be a real dick buffer to wind up here in the first place

right u r jimbo lets watch the big dick fuck up some more


all righty aint no need to fear if theres a way out its gotta be near oh look a phone u still got one good arm

so its on can u hear ahh tounge in your ear drop it the phones got a life of its own (kiss me man hey come on)

slip down the slide go faster ban of males disaster quit screaming now hurry the fuck up open the door

clits trees you outside lots of places for creeps to hide watch ur step backtrap caught ur foot at the ankle snap

freakin out with the stump throw something in the rump hunters yeah there gonna get ya how does it feel bitch get the picture


back in door at last look ur family behind the glass they look weird their sayin something

listen up (you fucked up you fucked up) o their laughin and pointing at you atleast u know what their say is true

its one last door or (or what) once again its on


ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun but those rides just arent for everyone

bought my ticket i might have a ride IN THE MAZE


if i dont come back right away give me time HEY HEY MAN CUT THAT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN HAPPY FRIENDLY SHIT MAN FUCK THAT SUPPOSED TO BE WICKED IN THIS BITCH TURN

THAT SHIT OFF 

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