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Tekst piosenki

[ William I ]

I'm William the Conqueror

My enemies stood no chance

They call me the first English king

Although I come from France

1066, the Domesday book

I gave to history

So fat on death my body burst

But enough about me

To help remember all your kings

I've come up with this song

A simple rhyme and ditty

For you all to sing along

Oh...

William

Bit short, innit? We need more kings! Who came next?


[ Henry I ]

William second, cheeks were red

Killed out hunting, so it's said

I took over, Henry one

That's my next eldest son

Then came Stephen, it's true, check it!


[ Henry II ]

I, Henry two, killed Thomas Beckett

Richard Lionheart? That's right!

Always spoiling for a fight

Oh King John, what a disaster

Rule restrained by Magna Carta


[All so far]

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!


[Henry II]

Time for my mate, King Henry eight

To take up this song


[ Henry VIII ]

Henry three built the abbey

Ed one hated Scots

A red hot poker killed Ed two

That must have hurt him lots

Edward third was a chivalry nerd

Began the hundred years war


[ Henry V ]

Then Richard two was king aged ten

Then Henry, yes, one more

King Henry four, plots galore

Not least from Henry five

Moi? I Killed ten score at Agincourt

Then Henry six arrived


[ Henry VIII ]

Edward four, Edward five

Richard the third, he's bad

'Cause he fought wars with Henry seventh

First Tudor and my dad

So Henry eight, I was great

Six wives, two were beheaded

Edward the sixth came next

But he died young and so my dreaded

Daughter Mary ruled, so scary

Then along came...


[ Elizabeth I ]

Me!

I'm Liz the first, I had no kids

So Tudors RIP


[All so far]

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess


[ Elizabeth I ]

That's me, time for more men


James six of Scotland next

As English James the first he led

Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the first

The one who lost his head


[ Charles II ]

No monarchy until came me

Charles two, I liked to party

King Jimmy two was scary, woo!

Then Mary was a smarty

She ruled with Bill, their shoes were filled

By sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria

And so from then, you were ruled by men


[ Victoria ]

'Til along came me - Victoria!


[All so far]

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

Still to come, it's Queen Victoria


[ George IV ]

And so began the Hanover gang

George one and George two


[ Victoria ]

Grim!

Then George the third was quite absurd


[ George IV ]

'Til I replaced old him


[ Victoria ]

King George the fourth and known henceforth

As angry, fat and cross


[ George IV ]

Hang on!


[ Victoria ]

It's true you beat Napoleon

But were mostly a dead loss


[ George IV ]

Bang on!


[ Victoria ]

Old William four was a sailor


[ George IV ]

Ahoy!


[ Victoria ]

It's nearly the end of the story-a

As onto the scene comes the best loved queen

Hail to Queen Victoria!


[ All ]

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria

Victoria, Victoria, Victoria


[ Victoria ]

I ruled for sixty four years, you know


Ed seven, George five

Then Ed, George sixth

Liz two then reigned and how

And so our famous monarch song

Is brought right up to now


[ All ]

Oh...

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria

Edward, George, Edward, George six

And Queen Liz two completes the mix


That's all the English kings and queens

Since William first that there have been 

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