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Oh it seems so exciting, I can talk to anyone

I just begin the game and launch into the fun

But 15 perverts later, I still haven't had a chance

to talk to anyone but that giant guy in woman's underpants


It's the kind of instant judgement that I fear in the real world

where it only takes a moment to realize you're not a girl

and then they click on next, the game is over, yes I've lost again

But I keep on trying anyway, because someday I soon I'll win.


And I try to pour my heart out

but they keep clickin' next

because I'm having a bad day on chat roulette

Yes I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette


And suddenly this cute girl pops up on my screen

she's like the answer to my prayers, the woman of my dreams

any she pauses on my face and I think she could be mine

I say hello, she smiles, I've got my chance and then she hits F-9


Then in her place there is a rowdy group of angry brittish teens

Followed by a person who does not want to be seen

And then a guy with awesome abs who won't put on a shirt

and then, of couse a very very long string of perverts


And I try to pour my heart out

but they keep clickin' next

because I'm having a bad day on chat roulette

Yes I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette


The pretty girls are all busy having pleasant conversations

with guys who've been nexting for hours

I really should eliminate all my expectations

I should also, probably take a shower.

Then a guy comes on and he see's me playin

And I can tell he understands everything I'm saying

He pulls down his guitar and he plays along


And I try to pour my heart out

but they keep clickin' next

because I'm having a bad day on chat roulette

Yes I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette 

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