Gwar piosenki

[Sang by Skulhedface] How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am.. Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan I am he who has been him back when man Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am...

Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking? Led you where? Who knew? Two? Scarcely matters.. And if you go this will be the last time Tell me what it's like to...

And we begin our litany Of peopled killed by mostly me Goatie the load, he's first in line Antarctic Ant not far behind Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish Mutant cockroach not for squeamish Uncle Knobby crushed by engine Pretty Pookie anus-bending Anton Reemcob...

I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel Well I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back down I'm just a Sunday morning turd coming...

We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of God My name is Granbo And here's my holy hot-rod Freedom to all the people Brave, true and strong Freedom to all the people Unless I think your wrong! Blasphemy! Rapist mentality! Teen Suicide! Necro-bestial an...

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague I'm wondering how I got this way I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid Now I'm a person, just a person with aids He's just a person with aids - I got what? If you treat me, like any old dude, I'll try real har...

[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death] Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures Little did we know we were undermining our entire val...

Cross-creviced chasms vast And endless plains of unshaven ass Out time in Hell draws to the last We call upon the Master of the Pit Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit! Open your gates, Lord of Hate Or your front porch is gonna get it! Very well, I'll us...

I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Unless you fucking pay Because I am the performer [X3] I will come to town...

we fall upon you prepare to meet your fat mankind is an insect we must exterminate final solution a global genocide so shall we conquer so shall you die life-must-cease price-of-peace thirsty blades of justice cuts a blood severed heads fly through the sky a...

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for me to gain control of the feeble minds of your already revolting slaves, and turn them against you. wel...

Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin The prick of Christ, Hitler's ball The body of Reagan lies there enshrined Pulsating as steel and flesh are en...

Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract I puked on every page Slaughtered half the crew Caused they...

Here's a little song from a god to a slave Never should'a been let out the fuckin' microwave! I'm on your planet, I'm runnin' amuck I should give a shit, but I don't give a fuck, NO! Since a was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad I need a mutherfuckin' Suck-a-dick-a-...

In the fortress of GWAR, much torment does remain Despite all of the bodies that had been hacked in twain So many had died in the viscous campaign That their femurs alone made a fine mountain The Master was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women they...

Am I Man? Am I Machine? I am something In-between I am among you I am become you I replace you I will erase you Sewn together human DNA By the Destructo who went away Wandered the earth, he was shunned Betrayed and lost I was bummed Do I live?...

Debaser of ancient debacles Shattered worlds, twisted fables Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean Black blood boils as I vent my spleen Obliteration My destiny A worm-gnawed skull Stares back at me The death it shall give you Your means to be free Sweet non-exist...

He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie Zit-scarred and unpopular He's at the show alone Running his mouth to no one at all Later he cries bitter tears He met his idol and he got punched All he wanted was an...

Bring forth those we have granted life So that they... Must die Death! Death to life! Break him - break him on the wheel Death! Death to life! Worlds I have destroyed Gods I have annoyed Hatred makes me happy I'm often overjoyed Death! Death to life! Pla...

Scanning the crowd. Defiling the writhing masses. I saw your death, Impaled on iron fences. Your fate was sealed. Your doom, to died on TV Because your death, your bloody death will never please me. You don't know what its like, yes you never could possibly un...