Gwar piosenki

Ahhh...sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit...

Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me We come on out here, none but the brave And then I say to myself why do I stay and stay Is there a reason? Hypocrisy? But in the end I...

We turn to the sun To send power below And shackle the masses to the gleaming machines They burned the world We rose through the mud But they came back They brought with them blood Nothing left alive Nothing left alive We are the Pig-Children We li...

Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub Your nudged, fudged, nudged, screwed Did you ever feel confused? Fall victim to their ruse You kno...

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We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw Before I take my leave of earth There's some things I'd like off my chest A final chance to set things straight And leave no room to guess How to conquer cursed things A...

THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are enraged Sky of death is flaming Women get engaged They were born of atomic steel Life and death to t...

Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands Penile Drip - you gotta love when you spread it all over the land The Penile Drip - you know gotta love i...

They won't talk but still they say You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay Well baby I got bills to pay Don't make me act that way? Don't make me Don't make me Don't make me [Chorus:] Have you seen the center spread Stitched up like a baseball head She was de...

Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old Fell from the roof on East Two-nine Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug On 26 reds and a bottle of wine Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old He looked like 65 when he died He was a friend of mine Those are people who died...

You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha If I meet'cha in the bathroom In..Out..In..Out..In..Out.. White Boy! White Boy! White Boy! [etc...] We go to the mansion every...

You were a slave I'm a slave too We all do What the master Tells us to do The hammer so heavy The work is so hard The chains that bound us together Left us all scarred The burden is greater Since we lost your voice Still they hate us As if we have...

Little Flopsy flaps around. He flaps on up and flaps on down. He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown. Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things, Flopsy baby your going to take a nap Birdies know Rivers flow Doggy...

This is the story of poor ole tom: He wakes, crusted in vomit He sobs, his bowels release His face is painted like a clown His face contorts in agony Chorus: Poor Tom - Poor Ole Tom Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom You wake and wait But you d...

I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he tried to run away From some chick that was coming this way I think I thought I knew who she was A l...

Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms died. But still we slept--knowing that destiny crept. The planets aligned-- No longer--No longer confined--The humans-- so blind--Your r...

Into the valley we go To bliss the witch, she sucking Ultimate power Life's suck zonk zone Stands over you Squat launching you WAHHH WAHHHHH Humans squirm, stomachs churning Squander seed and energy Reaping, weeping, porno-peeping Your greasy poot...

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come? What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok Welcome to the slaughter, what are going to do? What will be your epitaph, when we get done with...

Mount up, rip torn Launch beast, reborn Torture, release the flies Your karma is the stench of a thousand whore's thighs My wrath has emerged from it's bottomless pit Unto a world drowning in shit and you are it Torture, release the flies Your dogma's the...

I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen. Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine. Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits. That's when I saw she was quadraplechick. And I said "Baby you're looking good" That's when I not...