Tekst piosenki
Long ago just you and me
But you traded up to eat eat eat
Packing on those Kilograms
Aren't Kilograms just like pounds?
That keester is sure filling out
You could use a walk about!
I'd like to tell you tastefully
Your ass is an enormity
Freaky hanas' get me off
But how can I, Jack off
Did you know that you wears
Size 16 underwears
You joined a gym
And that rhymes with slim
Bulimia at your own pace
It must be an acquired taste
Well I could tell you tastefully
Your ass is an enormity
(That's big, that's a big ass)
Newport girls act with haste
Tie that sweatshirt 'round your waist
I'd like to tell you tastefully
Your ass is an enormity!
In Newport beach you have the class
and money stuffed way up your ass
I think that I will have to pass
Tie that sweatshirt 'round your god damned fat ass!
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Looking Good Is All That Matters
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bullshit, bullshit, full of shit bullshit, bullshit, full of shit you can't say ten words without telling a lie you always bullshit bullshit gets you...
go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans stuff that shit right down your jeans we run, we...
we run with the night everybody knows we run with the night we enforce in the night everybody knows we enforce in the night black enforcers we enforce...
digging graves in my living room red roses in full bloom a hanging lamp floats down the hall i believe in ghosts though ghosts i never see ghosts are...
simagine my friend that the well has run dry the bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye trade lies with your mates and then you have a good cr...
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Trinket Trading, Tick Toting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps.....(a.k.a. "7 T's")
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