Footprints in the Custard piosenki

These days it seems way too hard to introduce yourself There is no way if you don’t have money, looks and wealth A drug of love seems to be my best friend Tease all you want I’ll get you in the end Rohypnol Romance It’s the only way to go Rohypnol Romance Th...

Whoa mate I’m gonna stab ya Whoa mate I’m gonna break your legs I go to the park after dark And I’ll stab ya with my knife Then I go home and smoke some weed Then I’ll go screw ya wife I go outside in my bling bling Whoa mate I’m the real thing And with my p...

Brown empties from my soul To be sucked through this blackened hole Eternity breathes a sigh of relief An ecstasy at the end of grief The room is enchanted with this blissful smell Just sigh and give it hell Strain Strain your heart out Pain In pain you cry...

Swallow or it's going in your eye Stings so bad you wish you could die Felt this pain a million times Can't escape the bloodshot line Gargle or it's going up your nose In your hair and down your clothes 'Cause the contents of my scrote Will be emptied down my...

Let me set a scene A scenario if you will A tale of devotion And a really useful skill She's sat on the bed one day With sorrow in her eyes Without a word of warning She breaks down and cries Lay her down onto the bed Spread her legs and eat her out EAT HER O...

Have white and pasty wenches lost all of their allure, Do you plough and churn the field and wish you could have more? Don't you fret my lucky man a brave new world awaits, To change your life forever walk through the black gates Cut-throats and rapists basta...

Holy shit you’re fucking disgusting Your one ring must be rusting I’d never put my finger inside The deep dark depths where the orcs all hide I’m not touching your Mt. Doom And neither would Orlando Bloom Cast a spell to hide your face You’re Middle Earth’s si...

Lying here these robes are shed I’ve played this moment so much in my head But you can’t Or at least I won’t I don’t know how you can bleed so much and not die Every month it’s everywhere how are you still alive? I’m longing for this connection But it’s swam...

People of earth Heed these words And you'll see This is the way it's meant to be Five sages Across the land Join as one Fight for the right to fuck for freedom Covering the world In purple and in green Raise your banners high For the lords of the obscene On...

I see in front of me The dream, the fantasy made reality It's all free to me now I can feel it One, two, a hundred times Obsession grows and grows I can't stop coming back So much to see It's all over for me now I can't believe it’s happening My eye opens an...

Oh my hair is in my eyes it’s in my face but I don’t care I was just trekking along when I got face-fucked by a bear Well I blame my GHDs for the position that I face Thank Christ no one has a camera I don’t need this on Myspace As I try to run away from a coc...

He’s coloured green and purple And lives deep underground He takes his victims skulls And piles them in a mound His unsuspecting prey He kidnaps in the night And takes them to his burrow Lit by lantern light He is the Pickleweasel He’ll get you in your sleep...

She is my perfect girl but there’s some things I’d do that would make her hurl She’s a firecrotch and what that means is the curtain and the drapes share the same sheen Angry dragon it’s in your throat I hit you in the head it comes out your nose Angry pirate...

Thundercunt Thundercunt Thundercunt Thundercunt Rumbling from the heavens A new beast on the hunt Turning every eye A soul-enticing cunt Heat-seeking climate change A labial lament Vibrating, drenched, insane A cyclone of intent Dark clouds forming The sign...

Let me express myself ever so graphically Of kids prostrated on the altar so seductively They drive me mad, they drive me wild, they make my habit chafe As long as I’m around no child alive is safe Molesting kids taking them home it’s a dirty job but someone’...

Let me regale a tale of woe with such a bitter end Involving a gig and lots of booze it's hard to comprehend I found myself deep in my cups pissed out of my head And with a bladder full to bursting I crawled into my bed Horns of ale and pints of beer I'm fille...

If you go down to the woods today Horror will dine with your soul In the deep of the night a tune will play And swallow your sanity whole A sinister dance that entrances the mind Then you are under their spell They plan to engulf all of mankind And leave just...

Wank Wank, wank, wank I wanna wank Wank in your eye Wank in your ear Wank in your nose Wank in your mouth Wank in your couch Wank in your mum Wank in your back door Wank in your fucking shitter Let me wank Please I would like to wank 

One day in my youth, I fell upon my knees To give my jellied eel, a good and mighty squeeze Suddenly a stiffening, in my moist and hairy paw I looked down in terror, at my newly formed wankclaw Erotic rigor mortis Brought me to this end With this grotesque ga...

Happy Hour is here at last Time to indulge in a liquid repast Have the barkeep pour me a drink Cause tonight I'm gonna forget how to think Give me some more (Dirty Pints) Crash to the floor (Whisky shots) Oh, good God (What is that?!) I think I'm gonna be My...