Footprints in the Custard piosenki

We’ve come to all or nothing let’s try this out A red ocean cascades into the mouth Scrape the pieces from my eyes but the blood just comes to nothing Next to the big surprise Blob bunnies flying out of your minge We’re going down on a blob bunny binge One mi...

Before I say I love you there's something I must know, What is that rancid stench that wafts from down below Like plastic on the griddle and eggs left far too long, My darling I must say your cunt smells fucking wrong Put it back lock it away, It's like a pet...

Up and down, bounce all around Having lots of fun on a bouncy castle Jumping around, upside down Don't fall over, do a flip Bounce really high, reach for the sky I'm so happy, bouncing with you The sun is out, the birds are singing Bouncing together, let's do...

Get the drinks in, get your clothes off Tonight we’re playing a game Deal the cards out, spin the bottle Tonight I have no shame Just when it seemed to be going my way It started to look like a bad choice to play Close enough to clunge To wash the pain away...

I need to express My greatest need All I desire Is to release My need to wee Oh, I feel so strongly about this wee It’s everything that makes me be If I did not need this piss Think of all those things I’d miss This dripping water in my mind Makes my despera...

I had been out drinking myself half to death My vision was blurred my motor skills had left That’s when I saw her; an angel bathed in divine light I took her home where she showed me one hell of a night But now it seems that three days later something just ai...

Everything I Want in a Girl... Me... 

F in the C in the motherfuckin’ house Wave your shit in the airand shout this fuckin’ out! The Footprints are back and they’re stomped in deep And what they’re gonna do is knock you off your feet! All you motherfuckers better prepare Scream ‘til you bleed, pum...

It all started long ago I was happy then, I know There were just the little things Until the hunger spread its wings The diameter increase Just seemed never to then cease And say that the worst has passed But my fears are getting vast Why won’t this all just...

Chilling out in the hotel room Rocking some wood not got much to do Feeling kinky – fetch the rope Give Hittori Hanzo a stroke Remember the scouts? Tie some knots Let’s give something new a shot Round my neck so nice and tight Squirt my semen in delight Lock...

Met a girl at a local bar told her I was a big rock star Sweet tattoos and long dark hair I wanted in to her underwear Line them up, knock them back damn this girl is great But I didn’t know, when in the sack what she’d initiate In the heat of the moment you...

She used to be such a sweet, sweet girl But on that night she shattered my entire world In the blink of an eye her innocence was gone I never knew that this girl could be so wrong She said It’ll be fine as long as it goes over my face It’ll be fine as long as...

I’ve got a secret no one should know That reveals itself every time I get a blow As if out of nowhere straight to the face JizzBolt Knocked to the ground, blinded by the light Fury of the Gods, blistering and bright The salty pent-up rage bears down upon As t...

Lost in a world brought down to its knees Caught in a typhoon of semen and knob cheese Forced to set sail in a world swept away Doused in creamy peril since that fateful day I mourn for those lost in this man juice holocaust Oh this love custard Drenched fro...

Highgarden girls, show us your bush Is it stripped clean, is the foliage lush River run girls, fish on your breath Open your legs, your flaps reek of death Iron born girls, we don’t sow But I’ll stick it somewhere your daddy won’t know Redkeep girls, queen or...

Deep in my heart, deep in my soul There’s something missing, I'm not whole There is something I don’t have Nothing for you to grasp All my nights I can’t sleep Knowing I am incomplete I have nothing left to lose Nothing for your hands to use I know I can neve...

Deep in my heart, deep in my soul There’s something missing, I’m not whole There is something I don’t have Nothing for you to grasp All my nights I can’t sleep Knowing I am incomplete I have nothing left to lose Nothing for your hands to use I know I can neve...

In the distant future of the year 1945, a portal of purple light opens in the sky King Authur has sent Merlin through time to destroy a tyrant that threatens our very way of life Join us on a tale of love and vengeance, where nothing is what it seems Merlin mu...

Hey, where have I seen you before? You're that internet cam whore! The other day when I was surfing the net Saw some pics of you getting wet. Seen your minge! (I've seen your) Seen your minge! (I've seen your) Seen your minge! (I've seen your) Minge On The In...

Turn up the sound, turn up the bass Let’s get smashed and off our faces Let’s get this party started Blast out metal and down some shots Eye up someone you want to fuck And we’ll get fucking wasted I know there’s no better feeling And I doubt you’ll disagree...