Tekst piosenki
Gigantic / Overlarge / Humungous / Titanic / Big Mitts / Huge ass / Ham fists / Man hands / This fucking blind date / Has to be a lame prank / Cute curvy blonde, five foot four / But she harbors hands the size of Thanksgiving turkeys / Dick-skinners so mammoth they could be planets / She's got hands the size of God's face / Trying to make conversation, but rapidly going nowhere / Consumed by thoughts of those massive pork fingered nightmares / "Is your steak cooked to your liking?" / "It's just dandy, are you related to Lui Hua?" / They're too bulky for silverware / She uses her phalanges as a shovel / Empathetic tears came bitterly / When I learned she worked in proctology
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