Festerfuck piosenki
Utwory wykonawcy:
Balls Deep in a Corpulent Mass of Clogged Arteries & Daddy Issues
Makin’ bacon in the mud Dicey donger stuffed in her slop trough! Bar-hoppin’, drinkin’ shine, lookin’ for a fluffy fuck I like ’em meaty and abundant Bring ’em back to the lovin’ shack, throw ’em on the shit-stained bed And shag ’em in the drunken s...
Big Shoes, Big Socks, Big... Bob
Big shoes, big socks, Big Bob Oi! Oi! Oi! Big shoes, big socks, Big Bob Oi! Oi! Oi! Gl’brrgle glllgl gl’brrgle Big shoes, big socks, Big Bob Oi! Oi! Oi!
Captivity
It's been some time since we met at the bus stop / Still so wily, and far from tame / Humans / Gifted by god with such great insolence / Beauty meant for those with ambition / Teach the meaning of total obedience / I will / Mold you into the pet I always wante...
Colossal Clown Hands (She Has Hands the Size of God's Face)
Gigantic / Overlarge / Humungous / Titanic / Big Mitts / Huge ass / Ham fists / Man hands / This fucking blind date / Has to be a lame prank / Cute curvy blonde, five foot four / But she harbors hands the size of Thanksgiving turkeys / Dick-skinners so mammoth...
Conundrum of the Unkempt, Nauseating Trout-hole
Hey there lass, can I smell your twat? If not then it must just be your socks.
Crab Colony of the Rim in Mass Exodus to the Moustache I Haven't Grown Yet
When Moses was in Egypt land / Couple O' crabs seekin' greener pastures / Sick of dingleberries and oppressive flatulence / They head North, then they be free / Uppity... Pubic... Lice / Hairy-Ass Pubeman leads the Underwear Railroad / Moving by night / Toward...
Diaper Sniper
Jesus... All you had to do was take a pill! Now I'm working three jobs... for a family I never wanted! Sleep... Such a precious commodity It won't stop fucking crying... I've reached my breaking point! Grab the old twenty gauge out of the closet, pace...
DxTxDxSxDxS
Fort-night bender Coming down hard Sweating shaking Coughing green phlegm Muscles cramping Dehydration Guts are churning Withdrawal symptoms I was broke and bought the bunk dope Awake for weeks, my body can't cope My dick is shrunk too far...
Forced Coital Mayhem
Forced Coital Mayhem Forced coital mayhem Groping, touching, raping, incest Eating out her rotten crevasse Liking up the blood-soaked divine Feasting, fucking, her cunt's now mine Forced coital mayhem!!! Forced coital mayhem!!!
Fucked with Anything Handy
Enter the world of a damaged girl / Beauty with a scarred sexual psyche / Sworn off vanilla sex / Gotta make it hurt / But no acts involving another's member / Extensive, erotic catalouge / At the age of nine / Her innocence lost / By her uncle and a lubed up...
Fudgy Knuckle
Fudgy knuckle! Jerkin’ the gherkin and getting nowhere Sweat down my gooch and in my arse hair Aching forearm and splayed toes Thumb goin’ numb and a jiggle-weary scrote Tweakin’ my nipple or rollin’ my balls There’s only one thing left Colonos...
Gorging on Septic Seepage of Ripped Nips & Split Clits
Undue accidental trauma By klutzy female mishaps Delicious mammary abscess On a bed of white rice And kimchi With chopsticks Incision to aspirate the tit Dollopping human udder butter Savory axe-wound seepage Cyst scraped out with a paper cli...
Green Olives Make Bitchin' a Butt Plug
Green Olives Make Bitchin' a Butt Plug Uh, uh, uh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hacksaw Addiction
I lavish in the arterial spray of ragged wounds and screaming victims I bathe in the agony of tool-inflicted amputation Sawing and sawing and sawing, it leaves me itchin’ I have myself a hack-saw addiction Every night After work I gather my things a...
Hammer Smashed Faeces
Feculent violence with a ball peen hammer / Started small with diapers but then I eventually work my strength up to a ten pound crap maul, feverishly pummeling the shit out of unwitting occupied port-a-potties / Green plastic shatters / Cutting into Bill the p...
If My Fingers Were Penises...
Strangely arousing, fantasies of phallic feelers I want my fingers to become five little penises Touching anything would be rather pleasant for me Except for zippers and casserole dishes fresh out the oven If I were to ever get mad and strike someone o...
Just a Trench Coat Full of Lollies
Chevy Astrovan with baby blankets used as curtains / Prowling around the swingsets, malls and kindergartens / A leather duster, a cock, and a pocket full of Hershey's / There's no grass on the field? Play ball / Satiating his lust with ages three to seven / Pr...
Kill All Heshers
Annoying cunt-face Under-achiever Dead-head spastic I wish he was just dead Stuff a hacky-sack In his bong-hole Dick Severed dreadlock in my pocket As my trophy…
Napalm Sticks to All the Little Children of the World
Hellishly ingenious Glycerine and jet fuel Carpet bomb the countryside Charred limbs, flash fried What used to be children Cajun-style boys and girls Leather on the outside White meat on the inside They all screamed alike when they were alight...