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Dipper Pines:

Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again

I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10

My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk

Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull

When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor

You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor

This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell

I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell

I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble

You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double

I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull

I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles

I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?

You’ve been trying to get the heart of Princess Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3

You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady

Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:

What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle

I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle

You challenge me to round two, you must’ve been fucking insane

Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show is so cray-cray!

Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see

You say I’ll never date a lady, you can’t even get a date with Wendy

My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat

I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat

You find mystical creatures 24/7, well I don’t give a fuck

You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica

If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos

You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!

You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?

How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch

You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme

You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!


Dipper Pines:

They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree

I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly

Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill

You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill


Mabel Pines:

I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines

My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times

I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas

Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!


Finn the Human:

Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?

This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?

You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take

Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!


Jake the Dog:

Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?

I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned

I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher

This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!


Dipper Pines:

It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective

Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective

I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?

Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!


Finn the Human:

I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this!

Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents

It’s time I finish off this beating

Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated

I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more

I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventur 

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