Tekst piosenki
[PREVIOUS VIDEO DAN]
"I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far
put them on a track and called it a RAP BATTLE ROYALE.
In fact Inm actually going to go and do that."
[DAN]
K. I'm back and I've made a few calls.
Made a track, that will break a few rules.
Nevermind MARVEL, this could be
the most ambitious crossover event in history.
Fighting for the title are a hundred different faces.
Some of us are great at this
and some of us are failures.
Some are total strangers
Some will be your favorites
But only one of us is HOWTOBASIC.
****
[Mat4yo]
It's a bird! It's a plane!
The sky's gonna fall! *PSYCH*
I'm Marry Poppins, Y'all
[Randolph]
Parachute down no time to waste
head straight for the bushes.
Dreaming of the gun
that I can't locate.
So instead I get bludgeoned
[Daddyphatsnaps]
I landed in Tilted Towers.
The cowards shot me in the ass
Directly in the trousers
[Roomie]
I'm in Tilted Towers
and like Austin Powers
I bang everyone for hours.
Golden Bullet showers.
[Muselk]
Standing right in the landing site
popping shots off
at anybody rambling by.
[Baron Samedi]
I'm in the zone
looking for a spot to hide
when I got sniped by a guy
on a drive by rocket ride.
[Instalok]
Caught in a storm and I'm running away
I never should have landed here
in Flush Factory
[Dooley Noted]
I'm swinging through the rooftop
without any pause
like a full on criminal version
of Santa Claus
[Rickey Berwick]
I play Fortnite with my eyes
I play Fortnite with my chin
I play Fortnite with my cheeks
I play Fortnite with my teeth
[JT Music]
Hey man got a gun for me?
God damn.
Ain't going to give you one for free.
Can't you lend a bandage or potion to me?
Crazy I babysit everyone with me
[George Bull]
*baby's sounds*
[NateWantsToBattle]
You won't find me when I hide in the trees
'til I leap up high
get sniped in the knees
[LilDeuceDeuce]
Can't handle the heat?
Get out the PUB, G
I'll serve you like a Battle Royale with cheese
[Ashens]
I don't really play Fortnite you see,
Personally I preffer PUBG
*boo*
[Mega Ran]
Drop on the map
then I plot my attack
strapped with a rocket attached
I am not full of crap.
I'm going to pop me a cap
then build like Frank Lloyd Wright
hopped up on crack.
[Kanhanga SportRap]
O King do sportrap
to na Track
selvagem como leão
Bro RESPECT
O mundo em conexão
Click Clack
Canam em explosão
B. Black
[Athene]
In this game you can never Relax
Never Relax...
Never Relax
Thats why we rap on the heaviest tracks
[jacksfilms]
Fuck crafting. I never craft.
If you craft you're a daft lad.
Don't make me laugh, Dad.
All I need is guns.
*Rat tat tatta tat tat*
Try to keep up, Granddad.
God, I'm a badass!
[CarRaxX]
Rushea a tu gusto
pero ten algo de cura
que ni tendiendo un arbusto
pero ten algo de cura
[Doble]
No podrás contra mi fuego ni mi habilidad
pedirás ayuda pero no tenderé piedad
[TheRPGMinx]
Tried to use a bandage
as a band AID
but I got minxed up
and it was a grenade
[Lindsay Jones]
Well I'm new to Fortnite and I'm excited to play,
but when I type "LFG"
they reply "Go away"
[Kim Dotcom]
Modern warfare had 15 mil.
I was number one
so you'll be easy to kill
[Matt Shea]
Can't land shots but I know how to build.
Going to say in here 'til the rest get killed
[Fabvl]
Gold SCAR make them ladies wet
higher than a launch pad not a dang regret
[Gameboy Jones]
Did a rocket ride and seen these cowards fled
but then I fell too high so now I'm dead
[RUSTAGE]
Grabbed some coffee while I wait for the game to boot
but now I'm dead and shoot, they saw the good loot
[Leigh Beadon]
Find my spot.
Scope's on you.
Line up shot.
Fall off roof.
[DatteBeats]
Meu time chegou agora
vamos detonar é hora
somos os melhores pegando cada abate
no topo do topo, vencendo no Fortnite
[Canal Raplay]
Aramado até o pescoço, eu vou descarregar o pente
Raplay Dando headshot, gringo não fica contente
[Doble]
Voy arrasando como un ciclón
destrozando todo escuadrón
[JayFmusicRap]
Vente compadre
ya no hay nadie que me pare
cuano comienza la party
se me ponen a bailar
todo el mundo mira
con las manitas arriba
como me corno el rey
del Battle Royale
[Enrique Rubio]
Empieza la batalia, hay que tener agallas
salto en pisos picados a matar como carbón
soy el peqe y tengo que dar la talla para
matar a todos y quedar el fucking campeón
[Yuri Black]
Click, BOOM
Você caiu no chão
Click, Clack
Sou foco na missão
Yuri Black
Grave o nome eu sou pressão
Comingo na batalhe vai direto pro caixão
[Daarui]
Um Battle Royale em evolução
Matar todo mundo e fazer contrução
[DK Zoom]
Main oponestes que cairam
só eu no fim restou
é pouca fala e muita bala
é eu estilo, plow
[Iker Plan]
Taras la tormenta todos los que quean se ponen a llorar
¡Que solo puede quedar uno! ¡No te mientas!
Esto es un todo o nada
dejo sin aliento a cualquiera desde mi rampa
tú sigues dando vultas
no puedes esconderte aquí
tu destino es la muerte
nací preparado para ¡Fortnite! Pírate
tengo todos los tesoros y las armas que tú buscas
te mato de frente
¡BOOM! Mira mi nivel
[Boogie2988]
Walls, Walls, Got no Balls
but just like Trump
I'm building walls
[Boyinaband]
Hi, I'm Dave from Boyinaband
*shoot*
Now I'm dead!
Duckety Duck
[HiRezTV]
With young thug
drinking a chug jug
we found a chest
in the back of a dumptruck
[Gizzy Gazza]
Trying to avoid every shotgun pop
I build a big wall like I'm Donald Trump
[Xiao Rishu]
I'm coming through with my Mini-Gun gun
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Diddy Dum Dum
[VideoGameRapBattles]
I'm shot in the hiney!!
Someone revive me!!
[Nerd³]
Gunning for you
say your 'ave maria'
with guns, grenades.
An Entire IKEA
[Chris Ray Gun]
I'm hap-hazardly running acros the island.
There's a firefight right on the horizon.
And got a white revolver and I'm frightened
but look a bush! Hey perfect timing.
Only safe place
in the whole game.
Do I feel shame?
*haha* No way!
[Ian Mannix]
I don't play nice,
I do all the damage,
make our first night
and give me a bandage
[Chris Ray Gun]
I'm the last man hiding in a hedge
'cause I quite like to live life right on the edge
[Aaron Fraser-Nash]
I like living on the edge
quite literally
I've been camped by the storm as shrubbery
[Divide Music]
You see me walking inside a dank shrubbery
[NemRaps]
I'm about to get in the middle of lucky landing
hit them with a wiggle they giggling when I'm dancing
swivelling and jiggle my booty it never stop
'til the c4 blows and the bodies go pop
[Ohm-I]
See you building them stairs
when I shoot, you block
so I go to bust them down
with a smooth smooth chop
come around the way
with that .22 Glock
Boom Boom Pop
Now I got that loot you dropped
[Professor Elemental]
I don't even need,
like...
any of the weapons
just like a medkit and a bandage...
and a stone.
I can win at Battle Royale without weapons.
All I need is a bandage to smash your whole head in.
[GassyMexican]
I missed the raven skin.
Now I'm crying.
Slept on it too?
Mufasa you lying
[NicePeter]
I'm throwing up new stabs
whenever you flex
I turn the Battleground into a Duplex
[Epic Lloyd]
So who's next for a round in the head?
You're mine now b-
Ah! Dammit!
I'm dead!
[RubberNinja]
Ok right, It's been five minutes
and i haven't found a gun
well I guess I'm finished
[iBallisticSquid]
Triggering the explosive remote
Then I provoke you with a cheeky emote
[Bonecage]
Here lies B.C. dying on a hill
never found one gun
never got one kill
[OxygeneBeasts]
No B.C.
Are you like gone for real?
I'm undone
I'll just hide in this spot until
[The Living Tombstone]
When I spray at a rate
better pray hard
I'm the living tombstone.
You're laying in the graveyard
[DEFMATCH]
Fresh prince running man on your tombstone
the hardest working carpenter you know
[Keyblade]
Yo permanezco oculto en un arbusto, a gusto
y espero al momento a justo a dar un susto brusco
[supershigi]
I need help, I need more ordinance
but I don't know how to tell my coordinates
[Teamheadkick]
When I see your head
then I let the lead fly
*LEGENDARY*
I don't need to hide
I'm a maniac, but I keep control
I'm a roam with a gun
for your booty hole
[Bth Games Music]
Tengo destreza mi don es bestial
uso la técnica para liquidar
A todos aquellos que vienen de chulos
son unos garrulos que voy a matar
[Ykato]
Desde lo alto voy directamente
a los juegos del hambre sin un escuadrón
equipate el culo
pienso mata uno
pro uno ocupand
el francotirador
[Kinox]
Agarro mi SCAR-L dorada
recargo y disparo
balazo en tu frente.
¡Te he dado!
[Isu RmX]
Mis rimas se arriman más que un buen disparo
te ataco en sigilo con mucho descaro
[Dariadubs]
Celebro bailando sobre tu cuerpo
la victoria es mía, ¡estad atentos!
[Nick J Henderson]
Wait.
Is this the right server?
[Saikore]
Nada me para
ni balas lanzadas directamente de tu RPG
quieren pararme y no saben que hacer
Saikore llega a salty empieza a correr
[ShaoDow]
Forget the guns,
Forget the parts,
Forget the storm,
I want to dance.
[EnterElysium]
It's not the winning it's the taking part
but I spent my day spectating AH
[Chad Wild Clay]
The game may be free to play
but Chad Wild Clay gonna make you pay.
Gonna take a granade that I got from Loot Lake.
Gonna paint these walls with your brains
[The Stupendium]
Well I got a few kills and went to my head
so I check one text, look back
and I'm dead.
[Outconsumer]
Y no creas que en Español es diferente
corre a copia construye y muerte
[tejbz]
Fa Fa Fa Baby.
Yeah I'm back.
It's TejbZ.
Fortnite is my jam.
*weh*
With Ninja chat spam.
[Tay Zonday]
My fort's a ferrari
Built by a genius
[tejbz]
I'm not retarded.
Just a little bit Swedish.
[Tay Zonday]
Drinkin' my shield juice.
Wait! Grenade!
I'm gonna die.
'Cause my buttons all hate me!
[tejbz]
Give me a golden sniper.
You'll be crying to get a new diaper.
[Tay Zonday]
So much wood they cannot show it in theaters
[Rockit Gaming]
Pick up the sniper.
Shoot it through your head.
A bullet flying past me
loot up 'cause you're dead.
I've got one hp left Yeah
That's what I call getting tilted
[Elsie Lovelock]
Duck and roll quick 'cause I'm looking for cover
but was hit so much that I couldn't recover.
[Icarus]
Is that a quick scope?
I'm not aiming for your ribs
Give me a SCAR,
give me a trophy.
I'm the boy who lived
[SAV]
Yo it's SAV
I'm a noob on Fortnite
and it took me a fooking fortnight
to figure out what to do on Fortnite.
These bastards shoot in a sword fight.
[Akira The Don]
Tell the truth or at least don't lie
*AKIRA*
I never played Fortnite
[Phan Ann]
Nhảy xuống ngôi nhà chạy vào bên trong
giết hết tất cả rồi núp vào bên hông
tầng một điệu nhảy hắn bị hạ gục
cấm khẩu SCAR bạn sẽ thấy nhà ảo thuật
[Oliver Age 24]
Truth is I haven't even heard of Fortnite
but if Dan Bull says "Collab?"
you say "Alright!"
[StamperTV]
I don't even know what Fortnite is
but it sounds like a bunch of lame kids
having a slumber party
and building forts with the couch cushions.
I'm just playing.
It's a game
with a bunch of lucky button pushers
[None Like Joshua]
Yo
Snipe from my house on Loot Lake
You're injured
I'll be th one to shoot Drake with Ninja
[Andrew Huang]
Fortnite.
Been playing it for two weeks.
Don't shoot me!
My character's too weak
[Sparkles*]
To leave you bleeding's my mission
In the Fatal Fields in the foetal position
[TokSka]
Repping that John Wick.
Shooting lika a lunatic.
Better run for cover if you see me with the boomstick
[piyoasdf]
Como una metralla que no falla en la batalla
te dispara ratatata matando a los canallas
contra mi fuego ni mi habildad
ayuda pero no tendré piedad
[MdeMelocotón]
Entro en combate
Armas prepraradas
soy una sniper muy bien entrenada
[Ivagel Music]
Con la SCAR no me das No verás la skin del camara-da
miedo mi escuadrón matando solo con grandas
[TAKR]
Sniper calibarda
vejo o vacilão na mira
mais um pra conta
menos um na partida
[Felícia Rock]
A minha mire é a certeza da garantida victória
no final estou de pé oncretizando minha glória
[TK RAPS]
Estilo sniper, mato meu oponente a distancia
a espada afiada que corta sua arrogância
[T.C. Punters]
Eu cheguei pra vencer, você vai me entreter
meu galtilho é veloz e ninguém pode prever
[Guuh A.S.C]
Eu vou prevalecer
você jamais irá vener
vem peitar o Guuh A.S.C.
se eu chego na batalha Game Over pra você
[The Gaming Lemon]
Better watch out when I come in for a push.
Make your whole squad cry
when I shush them with a bush.
*HA*
[Unit Lost]
You've been hit with a brit spitfire
and I'm going to get higher.
Then I'll retire.
[Zuby]
Game bringin' pain and I came to reclaim.
Make it rain in the game when I aim at your frame.
[Zach Boucher]
Tracing back and forth.
We're never lacking forts.
Suggest running 'cause we're coming
like the eye of the storm.
[Weebl]
Cut my way through a roof
fell three floors.
Now I look like a flat Diana Dors
[BrySi]
Full shields with a gold SCAR
and I'm in first place with only two bars.
[Jack(NerdOut)]
I get big chugs
She's got bug jugs
She'll be slipping on my juices
Call me wailing wood.
[VEELA]
Let me do a little dance for you as i reach out.
Got me doing like a crab walk as i bleed out.
[miracleofsound]
Sneak up you won't hear me coming round
you can call that a MIRACLE OF SOUND
[MIC:LEE]
My squad's blind to the drama yeah,
we're gonna find all the llamas
[InTheLittleWood]
Look bitch, I'm not cheating, you're lagging.
Stay and specte as i bag 'em and tag 'em.
[MC Lars]
Smashers, takers, blasters, flingers
get the rocket in the middle finger
[The Slapdash Rapper]
Creep through, lethal battle most regal
if I peep you then it's sayonara weeaboo
[Mediyak]
Entro en escena la verdad como una lunatico voy a esconderme ya veras yo juego tactico
se nos cierra la tormenta tio pero no me achanta
preparo los misiles, sora, salta
[Sora]
Surco el vaso mapa a alomos de este misil
¿Cientos contra mi? Mejor que sean mil
esste duo es imparable la victoria magistral
vamos a chocar ¿Mediyak? Medi AAAAH
[Itsjustjord]
I'll build a base that's so damn fine.
It'll get featured on Grand Designs
[TryHardNinja]
What's that mom?
Dinner's ready?
Gotta run guys!
Ostatnio szukane utwory:
Oh Lonesome Me
Ray Charles
Everybody's going out and having fun I'm just a fool for staying home and having none I can't get over how she set me free, oh lonesome me A bad mist...
We'll be the same
Ray Charles
They say a person changes ev'ry seven years: I've been 3 diff'rent persons with one name. My years with you will all be made-in-Heaven years. So lo...
No one
Ray Charles
No one (no one but you) Ever kissed me (no one but you) The way you do (no one but you) (No one but you) Oh, and no one (no one but you) Ever to...
No One to Cry To
Ray Charles
(I need someone to say I do) No one to cry to now, no one to say goodnight No one to tell my troubles to I've got no one, to sigh to, no one to h...
Walkin' And Talkin'
Ray Charles
Oh when I'm walking and talking to my self Oh when I'm walking, baby talking to my self Well, my baby's gone I can't find nobody else Well I'm going...
We Didn't See a Thing
Ray Charles
Well I swear, I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing And I didn't see you kiss her and le...
We Had It All
Ray Charles
I can hear the wind a blowing in my mind just the way it used to sound With a Georgia pine You were there to answer when I called You and me, Lord kno...
When a woman loves a man
Ray Charles
Maybe he's not much, just another man Doing what he can But what does she care When a woman loves a man She'll just string along All through thic...
We're Gonna Make It
Ray Charles
We may not have a cent to pay the rent But we're gonna make it, I know we will We may have to eat beans every day But we're gonna make it, I know w...
Oh, What a Beautiful Morning
Ray Charles
(Intro): There's a bright golden haze in the meadow. There's a bright golden haze in the meadow. The corn is as high as an elephant's eye. And it look...
What can you do with a man
Ray Charles
Listen to your lady who speaks. This affair has run its course. I'll reside in Athens six weeks While I get me a divorce. Listen to your lover wh...
Oh, Pretty Woman
Ray Dylan
Pretty woman, walkin' down the street, Pretty woman, The kind I like to meet, Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth No one cou...
When the world was young
Ray Charles
It isn't by chance I happen to be, A boulevardier, the toast of Paris. For over the noise, the talk and the smoke, I'm good for a laugh, a drink or...
My Special Prayer
Ray Dylan
~~~~♫♫♫ ~~~~ While the choir sang, Ave Maria Oh, I was singing with all my heart And I sent a special prayer, up to heaven above That you'll return t...
Livin' for the city
Ray Charles
A boy is born in hard time Mississippi Surrounded by four walls that ain't so pretty His parents give him love and affection To keep him strong moving...
When I Stop Dreamin'
Ray Charles
The worst that I've ever been hurt in my life The first time I ever have wanted to die Was the night when you told me You loved someone else And you a...
What Am I Living For
Ray Charles
~~~♫♫♫ ~~~ What am I living for if not for you,? Tell me, what am I living for if not for you? Girl, what am I living for if not for you? Oh, nobody e...
Where or when
Ray Charles
It seems we stood and talked like this, before We looked at each other in the same way then But I can't remember where or when The clothes you're w...
What child is this
Ray Charles
What child is this, who, laid to rest On Mary's lap, is sleeping? Whom angels greet with anthems sweet, While shepherds watch are keeping? This, t...
What Kind Of Man Are You
Ray Charles
What kind of man are you Oh, why do I love you so What kind of man are you Yeah, yeah, when you love me no more What kind of man are you Why can't I...
Ostatnio dodane piosenki
She calls out to the man on the street "Sir, can you help me? It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep Is there somewhere you can tell me?" He walks on...
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me T...
Wszystko ma tutaj wielki sens ścieżki spętane przerażeniem świątek srożący się przy drodze i w ustach chleba kwaśny kęs Wszystko ma tutaj...
Nocami być razem jest prościej, we władzy ciała jest dusza, nic nas nie drażni, nie złości, poważnych tematów się nie porusza. Zamykam oczy i b...
Chcę wolne od zaraz Chcę wyjechać daleko Chcę pobyć tam sama Chcę się poczuć tam lekko Chcę wolne natychmiast Chcę inny krajobraz I dźwięki,...
Zeszłam ze szczytu w nowej sukience Nikt mnie nie widzi, może nadal tam jestem Byłam na szczycie, stamtąd trudno jest dostrzec Że w mieście moim są...
Nie rozumiesz Nie rozumiesz Jak bardzo kocham Cię ! Czy to wszytko poszło w piach? Czy to wszystko zniszczył czas ? Płoniemy, płoniemy Teraz p...
Freon (ft. Dawid Podsiadło, Duit)
[Zwrotka 1: Oskar] Później leżą patrząc w sufit, to spółka w takich bajkach Szlugi, potem drugi, kółka z Lucky Strike'a Na podłodze sterta ubrań: m...
Zabierz tę miłość (ft. Julia Wieniawa)
Zabierz tę miłość Nie mogę jej już znieść Uczucia giną Jak deszcz i śnieg Poganiam je Wyprzedzasz mnie Przecież też wiesz Mijamy się Moja ni...
[Intro: Rafał Walentynowicz] O 15:30 Solar i Białas w asyście ochroniarzy, policji i straży miejskiej pojawili się w Liceum im. Batorego w Warszawie....
Za krótki sen (ft. Dawid Podsiadło)
To był tylko za krótki sen Przeleciałam przez palce w cień Tuż pod tafla się rozbił nurt Szara woda porwała mnie To był tylko za krótki sen Pow...
Przypływy (ft. Ralph Kaminski)
Z prądem przypłynąłeś do mnie Zatrzęsienie Krąży we mnie teraz wszystko Dokąd – nie wiem Czy to normalne jest By z dnia na dzień oszaleć tak M...
Słodka jak truskawki latem A trzyma w łapie tylko kubek słonych łez Skromna jak pole fiołkowe I to w ponury dzień Ej, chyba dzwoni kurier Tylko s...
Nie wiem czy to miało sens Hulać tak, hulać tak Kolejny raz Carpe diem z dnia na dzień A potem sza Cicho sza, cicho sza Sorka za ten telefon...
Na serio tak wleciała z takim różowym outfitem, cała odpalona Wyszła z limuzyny Wchodzę do szkoły dobrze ubrana SGH, Dolce Gabbana Wreszcie Juli...
Wakacje w Warszawie idą całkiem płynnie Ty wciąż tańczysz, ja wciąż oblewam siebie winem Taki chyba biznes Robię ci już setne zdjęcie Sama nie wie...
Zakochałam się w nieznajomym Zobaczyłam go w tramawaju Chyba w dziesiątce Na wyścigi bez biletu błądzę Na pierwszą lekcję nieprzygotowana Spóźnię...
nie byłem sam choć bylem sam i mówię wam, ze to zero dram i mogę grać dalej stać nie będę bać się uwierz waść nie chcesz mnie znać nie chce c...
Niech widza jaka z nas jest para Od różańca i browara Wszyscy się na nas patrzą W rytm tańca klaszczą Zobacz jestem idealna spadam z nieba jak ma...
Wow Chuja kładę na was robię czystkę Niepozorny chłopiec, który rozjebie Ci biznes Wkoło cały dzień, cały dzień piszę listy Sobel przecież nie jes...
Inne piosenki wykonawcy
This is for my cousin Alex, yeah Yo, I'm John "Soap" MacTavish Done loads of damage with my gun Blown up baddies And then totally vanished So k...
[Boyinaband] Dan will be a snake by the roadside A viper along the path That bites the horse's heels So that its rider tumbles back A flame goes...
[Verse 1] Well Why are video games so bloody violent? Mindless? Man, it's time to rewind To a time where the action was colorful and innocent Mo...
Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim I struggle along in vain, just...
[Verse 1] Introduction, Get a ping from Hudson With a set of specific instructions to bust in From Alaskan backwoods, recapture Frank Woods You'll...
When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us Dismissing this is just an en...
America, America Here's to your health America, America Now tell me, why's the country that's the most wealthy also amongst the most unhealthy? Th...
[Plants] Hey, what's happening, Z? What's that, you're battling me? Well actually You're about to meet my Gatling Pea I send you back to sleep;...
[Verse 1] An eagle sores As the streets all crawl with people, stores and debris on the floor We sweep up in awe at the cathedral walls This city'...
I have found a way out I have found a way out It's a dark and desolate path It will take everything that I've got But I have found a way out I ha...
Oi, my name is Daniel Recker join my game And Dan'll wreck ya Do me a nice favour Get out of my face or I might take a whole skyscaper and eve...
In the good times we stood side by side till you were blinded By bright lights enticed by high life in hindsight the Highlight of my life was you...
Hello, Pandora fans I'd like to show my awesome plans Hold on tight to your organs; glands we're riding home to the Borderlands When I hear that G...
The Gods... The Gods are dead The whole world as we've come to know it is broken Since the sun's eye blinked shut and never opened The lakes, pla...
OVER OCEANS CIVILISATIONS BEHOLD THE UK TAKING CONTROL A NAVAL NATION OF OLD BUILD ON A FOUNDATION OF COAL THAT WAS TAKEN AND SOLD SO THEY CO...
Hey Hey Hey This is PewDiePie's channel And if you don't like that I'll slap you with a flannel Hop on my camel And chase you to the North Pole...
And the Songbird sings... (It's Infinite) This is for the voices who are unheard Who never back-talked one word to the Songbird This is for the s...
[Verse 1] Of all the Gin Joints In all the Towns In all the World In all the Galaxies You had to be The one into which I've been hurled In the...
I'm flossing Open wide You may feel a small amount of discomfort As I sink my teeth into this issue Fucking let's go I was a jolly good child B...
[Intro] Me? I rap about games Yeah, we've gathered that by now Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv Somebody... presumably Keepin' it old...
I am Andrew Ryan And I'm here to ask you a question Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? The man in Moscow would spread it to the rest...
Origins of the British Railway
In ancient days there was no day-to-day travel on trains; no national railway. By the time of the 1800s, when the mines provided for Great Britain's h...
May I be allowed to voice my opinion to you Today I feel like I made a choice And now there's no turning back Isn't it great when you're a failure...
[Hook 1] Build it up tear it down! Rip it to pieces and flip it around! Build it up tear it down! Rip it to pieces and flip it around! [O.P Juan...
Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know just master race things Oi Mate ! Check out my new rig Nine tho...
So it's nearly time for me to go but I want to thank you for being here It's been a pleasure I mean that truly and now I'm going to do a convolute...
Overwatch Epic Rap... 21 Heroes
[hook] Oh Watch over me While you choose Who you're going to be Oh Watch over me While you show The globe what you're going to be [dan bull]...
For a long time, I grew up thinking I was lazy. But then one day, I realised: I'm not lazy. I just have really high standards. For doing stuff....
Candlelight flickers across these hands that write I sit and ponder the past and life Just wishing and wanting an answer tonight And so I am think...
Dear Benny [an open letter to the Pope]
Dear Joseph Alois Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI, Bishop of Rome, Sovereign of the State of the Vatican City and formerly Archbishop of Munich and Freis...
[Dave Brown/Terrorist] Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant Not just some dudes in a van, we're going through with a plan Maximum impact's...
We learned to band together and endeavour Clasp our hands together Man developed language, letters and incredible advantage Getting plans together...
I can't let myself fall in love because I fall too hard and I might break something That face of yours is nowhere near to perfect but the way I'v...
And I don't know what it is but I think I like you And I think I'd like it if you liked me too And I don't know what it is but I think I like you A...
Dear Lily [an open letter to Lily Allen]
Dear Lily Allen, Remember when you pretended, Lily, that you were truly independent, Lily? Faking like you made it all alone but you were legally wi...
[Hook:] Devil May Cry, Never Say Die End any enemy whenever they try Body count rising every time 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 [Verse 1] My character balan...
Eighteen years, eighteen years Been Rainbow Sixing for eighteen years Eagles Watch as I throw Rogue Spears Through Covert Ops to the Missions in Ko...
Dear Microsoft, Hi, I'm Dan Bull. I write rap verses, And this track's about your quite crap service. You've supposedly done countless improvements,...
There's dead on every street The city's a cemetery So evidently You better belive It's better to get up and leave If that's something you'll ever...
The Dragonborn returns to life With awful burning eyes To the hidden fortress The time has dawned to turn the tide Return the prince's daughter T...
Sliding doors divide and all The nightmarish corridors Will all fall Behind you Sliding doorways divide and all the winding corridors fall away...
(Ah) My name's Deckard Cain, reincarnate I'm the author of the lore for this dark place I understand you're a guy on a mission But if you could jus...
Robocopyright - Article 13 Rap
It's difficult to picture some enemies Unless we give them an identity The newest entity we've got to fight Is Article 13, I call it Robocopyright...
(It's dark and hell is hot, Dan Bull, Iniquity Let's go!) I'm Kyle Crane Taking down anybody with a vile brain Best stay still or they just may fe...
''Who's rapping? Dovahkiin. Dragons? I'm not over-keen. I'll dice them like a knife Slicing right through an aubergine. My dragon shout flow Is s...
They call me Douglby I tackle issues like ruggleby A blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery I'll class you with some very expensive bubbly Bloody l...
Excuse me, outlander... A word in your ear, if I may Well met, stranger Elated to make your acquaintance Now, may I entertain you with some quotat...
In year 7 at school I remember that all I aimed to be Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian Well guess what, mate? Today I'm all three of the...
Ah ah ah! Put on my red shoes and fasten up the buckles Flex and stretch my legs, Oh so puple Call Amy, Tails and Knuckles We`re ready for a scuf...
Left to fester in a prison cell This is living hell But I've never been a fellow to just sit and dwell On how they set me up Said I killed the Emp...
This is an open letter to the fine brothers Dear Benny and Rafi I regretfully have to inform you of the tragic fact I'm not incredibly happy I wen...
Welcome Enter my house and see my balcony You're bound to be astounded deeply That there's not another house in town as sweet I bought my own lan...
Fuck! Fuck gongs Fuck the beginning of songs Fuck you if you're not singing along Fuck right Fuck wrong Fuck ping Fuck pong Fuck weak Fuck st...
Tell me - do you believe in fate? Do you believe that we each have a fee to pay And a leaving date with no hope to deviate That our breathing rate...
*I was born, way back, in 1986. I'm an old man now. But I remember how it used to be. And now my grandchildren ask me: "Grandad" - they say - "Can you...
My feet leave the diving board in time to the awe of the audience; now I'm aboard the flight. Arms rise from my sides and combine to form a spire and...
This is not a subject many are approaching in rap Among the showboating and boasts, I know I'm so full of crap But I won't be complete without penni...
Never been a fellow to be down with the G's Hardly ever collect felonies out on the street My criminal record - took minimal effort - To scribble an...
Ooh, I say Deep down, down below the waves Is a foreboding place From which you won't escape No, those who go there go to stay Below the ocean...
Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm The sickest musician, the slickest magician Who'll slip and then zip into different positions While lifting...
My first heartbeat; life starts sweet I'm a part of her and she's a part of me I can't believe these feelings I'm feeling It hardly seems real - I'...
Dawn Zero Horizon Zero Dawn Horizon Dawn Zero Horizon Dawn Horizon Zero
[Intro] A Ruined world Hey What you doing girl? Looking for answers? You look a bit anxious [Verse 1] You're far from shelter It's harmful o...
The Glade of Dreams is in danger, my friend, so… Wake your mates, preparate for adventure The tension and the suspense is getting immense A set of...
I log onto Facebook sometimes and it's telling me your gallery's updated but five hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like you're pisse...
Following total atomic annihilation It may fall to you to save the great nation That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation And are proud to p...
We're here Where? Shear Shh-shh-shh-shh They're near Listen, they can detect fear Like sizzling bacon and eggs We're next on the breakfast menu...
Man, I feel like a Superstar In a high powered Supercar Shoot for the stars No stopping me I'm revving up a cacophony Doesn't matter whatever you...
It's been ages since I made a tune this raw but it's time to draw a line in the music hall I'm fed up of what's not got in the news reports Daily s...
I'll get in my submarine Set sail to somewhere remote I'll wait until World War III is over Then go and live with the victors and Sing Sing My...
Tell me - do you believe in fate? Do you believe that we each have a fee to pay And a leaving date with no hope to deviate That our breathing rate...
We called it the Traveller The Light that it brought us from blackness To widen, explore other planets, us A tiny fault on our planet’s surface Al...
I'm awkward, can't talk to anyone I fall at the first hurdle, it hurts to get it wrong My mind's wired a different way to everyone else So I might...
I've fallen in love with someone unexpected Spend all of my money on her until there's nothing left and at the end of the day she waits at the corn...
When she showed me the pregnancy test I felt numb I thought these things were supposed to tell the facts How come we got this outcome? They're mean...
My name's Daniel, I'm 28 and I'm a self harmer What I'm telling you is real, not just another way to sell drama Not doing this for karma Tear and t...
A storm is approaching. We'll call it a blizzard. To freeze the seas And leave frozen all of the waters and rivers War is a given. No hidden extras...
Call it parkour but hardcore I make killing an art form Death's cold taste Sweet as carte o'or No need to start war's For a difference of op...
I've hungered enough for the humblest stuff From running the country to just someone to love But enough is enough, I'm done with the world So I'll...
I'm Commander Shepard, The man with the method, To brandish a weapon, And then handle the geth with it. I'm an effortless hero, My rhymes shine...
Oh, sod it, it hurts but I'll reveal the truth Sometimes I'd like to curl up and be a recluse I mean it, it isn't simply an excuse I'm really feeli...
Listen - imagine Dan sat in the back of an ambulance chatting to Adam and telling him that he's had enough of this madness Fuck if that actually hap...
Do you know the meaning of fear When you fear to lose all that you hold dear Do you know the feeling of being alone On your knees in the rubble of...
Hey Ho! 1. Let me take over and amaze those Couch protatoes as I slay foes Who stray close to my caseload Of great flows every moment I make...
This is for Chelsea Manning This is for Edward Snowden This is for all the Whistleblowers who we'll never know And this is for Anonymous This is f...
Home Is Where The Hate Is (Resident Evil 7 Rap)
[Verse 1] Ah, greetings, you're right on time Wipe your feet, you're invited inside Your arrival is quite a surprise You're ripe for the ride of y...
For a thousand years, the battle has been waged But there’s strange tidings, the tides of war are sure to change We live in sinister times, there’...
Computer games are getting too easy these days For each mistake we just reload and resave In the meek way that they were never meant to be played W...
Oh! Oh! Oh the Londoners come to see the unterzee. They flock to the docks and watch the boxes and stocks That are dropped from atop off the Steame...
Take Me To Oblivion (feat. Baron Samedi) [an open letter to Bethesda Softworks]
[Dan Bull:] This is a letter to Bethesda in which I beg you To stick together a new Elder Scrolls and you flipping better Otherwise I'm gonna peste...
Hey! Turn off whatever tune's on, and listen to this new song! It's BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad Whatever name you want to call us, fin...
This morning somebody asked me for my thoughts on porn in aural form So I thought and thought & thought until I was ethically caught in an awfu...
My full name's Cheltenham D.G.L.B. Digby My diet consists strictly of single malt whisky I'm particularly sesquipedalian I've not published a singl...
I'm a creeper Minecraft's grim reaper blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that will eat you but i'll leave you petrified Peter r...
Some of the happiest days are when the sun rays cascade Over your back in the most naturally placid of ways You don't have to ask whether perhaps it...
We spoke unspoken things We rode on broken wings We wrote a symphony with broken bows and broken strings We harmonised to bring eachother simple ho...
WikiLeaks And The Need For Freedom Of Speech
It's been said that the first casualty of war is truth, And I'm inclined to agree. Listen: We live in an age of instant information So isn't it str...
The fungus' hunger has plundered and plummeted us from the hundrum to the hunted as the country crumbles to dust The life of a survivor's living i...
You're a dead man walking going hard on the brakes it's like you're Dead Man Walkn going hard on the brakes I'm going to LA to roll over you, ese...
I used to be trapped in the elevator waiting for fate to favour me then I realised that in real life nothing would be handed on a plate to me Befo...
I'm driving a titan without a licence These mean beasts begin at like five tons It's a cypher like no other Tough mudder got you frightened You're...
I check out my Twitter feed occasionally and the shit I see's basically make believe Peeps claim it's the place to be but that amazes me because it...
The Wolf Among Us Rap feat.Adam Harrington
Look, this is Fabletown The place where fables are found Grimey roads replace the yellow bricks Paved on the ground How many of them stay here? I...
I'm smacking a man with a baton in hand that is the plan blasting a gat at a gang Bang. No matter how fast they ran I'm packing the baddest of b...
We only want you to be happy We only want you to be happy And if you refuse We won't be held accountable For what We do to you Take your joy W...
In the past they called me Harry Tabloid bad boy The rawkest lad of the royal family but now I'm on my way to the war in Iraq No more newspapers,...
When you're old and run down, what happens when you die? Not your soul but the dust and the ashes and the like After that time you've passed on and...
When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) Youre the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see) Youre a...
[Verse 1: Shizzy VI] You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft Armour way stronger than the steel that your sword has Sharper than the claws...
Sleep through nuclear winter And rest Heal, reinforce, hold on And rise Welcome to your kingdom Your paradi** Welcome to your kingdom Your par...
[Verse 1] I'm Geralt of Rivia Could I be pithier While ripping through the fibulas and tibias of idiots? There isn't a living thing I couldn't kil...
I assume you've met before No we haven't actually Hi, my name's Daniel and who might you be? She introduced herself Then I/he offered her/me a dr...
Downloadable content's a load of nonsense I won't give them one cent it wouldn't be conscientious encouraging dodgy ventures like when you've been...