Tekst piosenki
Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm... Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm... Haha haha!Mmhmm mmhmm... Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm...
So tell me, when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test,
Did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans,
And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan.
What's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like a garbage can,
It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis.
Ever since you first reckoned you been in a state of suspendedanimation.
You invoke snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus,
Me cray, you abacus.
But enough about you lets talk about me,
And how single-handedly I redefined the entire science ofradiostronomy,
Even nobel prize winners questioned my notions of reality.
Oh, but I digress,
You play sorry, I play chess.
Queen to B3, checkmate,
Go get some purgasets!
Haha haha!
Careful with that mic, weezy!
Do you really think it's that easy?
Mmm, this is really good ice cream,
You want some of it?
Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant.
Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away,
Only friends you keep are those you pay.
Always on the ready for the wack snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a straight edge style Jansportbackpack.
Got the gadget Q gave Bond,
Destroy the mind,
Make you jump in a pond,
Go quack-quack,
Flap your arms,
Leave you confused but completely unharmed.
Haha haha!
Careful with that mic, weezy!
Do you really think it's that easy?
Do you really think it's true?
They'll Listen but they can't hear you.
Haha haha!
Now look here,
Both you and I know the past ten years have been ratherintense,
And I'm ashamed to admit that I have been fooled by theseductions of violence,
People walking around with ugly auras,
Sometimes I'm even tempted to see the advice of Dr. Laura...
But I ignore her...
And I take a deep breath and count to ten,
Ain't gonna let it get under my skin,
Take a deep breath and count to ten,
Think of all the nice places that I've been.
Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths,
I was tutored in the ancient mystories by a wizened philosoph.
Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time,
And wait for the one to come and get it done and finish therhyme.
Haha!
Careful with that mic, weezy!
Do you really think it's that easy?
Do you really think it's true?
They'll listen but they can't hear you!
Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm... Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm... Haha haha!Mmhmm mmhmm... Haha haha!
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Alright well, why don't you just go ahead and have a seat right there. Here's a pad of paper and pen . And... Well Why don't you just, why don't...
When I Die You Can Cut Me Up And Take All That You Please, But Pity The Poor Dumb Fool Who Gets My Bleeding Spleen. Corn Pone, I Born Tomorrow, My B...
Tin Shacks And Catfish Bones Have Been About All I've Ever Known. The Junebugs Rattle And Roll Around The Old Maypole. Thunder And Lightning, Th...
Every time I set to write Lyricals on the women I always seem to end up The victim of some terrible ass kicking So now I'm telling myself Fri...
Struck down by a vision of beauty Said I was struck down by a long legged archer Oh the city was hot, but my blood ran cold Oh, the city went dark,...
So You Say You Want To Go To Heaven, Well I Got The Plans. It Walks Like The Sasquatch And It Breeds Like Kubla Khan. In Original Dialect, It's...
Back Again With A Quickness, Pick It Up, Pick It Up. Master Arithmeticness, Light It Up, Light It Up. I Got The Heat In Both Feet, Snake Handler's H...
Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500, All The Way Stars' Green, Gotta Go. Dodge Swinger 1973, Top Down, Chassis Low, Panel Dim, Light Drive, Jesus On The...
It was the morning of All Saint's Day, '98 When that old blind dog started roaming around the graveyard Wouldn't have bothered me so much Were he...
The devil and me had a falling out. Violation of contract beyond a shadow of a doubt. Wherever he go, whomever he meet. He got to cross my house on...
I'll Keep Pulling On The Towpath. You Keep Floating On The River. Yeah, Until The Day Is Done. Keep On Keeping On The Low Road, Chesapeake And Ohi...
In the raining park the chessmen play, The faithful atheists refuse to pray, The steam-works weep, the addicts do not care, Crowd of cold people st...
Could've Been A Swan On A Glassy Lake. Could've Been A Gull In A Clipper's Wake. Could've Been A Ladybug On A Windchime, But She Was Born A Dragonf...
They arrive on a sunny day Offering the residents a better way Before you know it you're in line And chanting refrain They reel you in and then they d...
To All You Lasses In Parnassus Swallowing Swords, Shooting Out Fire At Us Heathen Hordes, I Was Thinking Something Before I Began, But Then You Don...
Dig A Slow Hole To China Blacker Than A Miner No Turn Un-Stoned I Trample Hold My Candle's Handle Mama Always Said "You Better Come Home" Stuck...