Bob Rivers piosenki

Jingle Bell Rock Parody (Suck on my cock) Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock, It's the first time for you, so here's what you do, Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care, Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair. Reach for my, grab for my, pull out...

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse? Than two nuns, thr...

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at n...

(Bob Rivers:) Yo, yo (Girl as Dina Rae:) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride Grab your coat, you'll sleep in late (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) It's just a white Christmas (hello my man) I'm leaving blood in the snow and smack...

If God had long hair, and a goatee. And if his eyes looked pretty glazed. If he looked spaced out. Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God looks baked. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Road Island Red is his best friend, he can't put her down. When a man wants a...

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my faget arse up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop? Who put the stic...

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown They gave...

Oh, the weather outside was whitening Til' the dog did something frightening He's got no other place to go Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow And he doesn't show signs of stopping As he sniffs around his dropping You see him everywhere you go In the...

you say i treat you like a bookon a shelf. i dont take you out that often cuz i know that i completed you and that is why you are here. that is the reason you stay here. how awful you must feel. you said you would be my dream. i could have you every night...