Bloodhound Gang piosenki

Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in the room While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom They're shouting "Why's the n...

Die Atzen - Jimmy Pop We'll do it live! I brought a beat from Berlin A concussion from the Atzen There ain't no sitting this one out So rocking is your option I know those creeps who make whack beats on their Laptops are pissed But you can stop pretendi...

Ahoy, sissy! Whatcha got in your mouth sissy? 

I know you're gonna play when you get wind I heard you're full of shit so i've been duped again But if you cover your ass with the same old song You might as well be farting farting with a walkman on I know you're gonna play when you get wind I heard you're f...

The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not o...

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight w...

Step back 'cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound gang bangs more than The Dirty Dozen Alley oop here comes the slam I know where I stand I'm feelin' like anthrax 'cause you know I'm the man Yea I dug your dame but all I did was kiss her But I got to second...

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So fame ain't gonna live forever Never worrying about dying cause it...

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he m...

...You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird, He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve, In front of the Beatles' tour bus, A Bookmobile and a Mack truck, Hauling hazardous biological waste, The light turns red you have no brakes,...

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see...

It always sucks refolding the kind of map Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of As it don't take Einstein to know that's just...

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky It's tricky to rock...

Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep Kicks the kangaroos f...

... tape that, let's try again This time we're sloppy like child birth. Where's my fucking bass guitar? Everybody look around hear the sound Something specials gonna come your way We got something that is new that is true We got something just for you t...

Lookin' out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's movin' I can feel the heat but it's soothing heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town Downtown The young on...

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog, Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down, But...

Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean Ass Honky And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ness Monster Jerry's Kids Are Knockin' At My Door,...

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out! Do you still go to raves?, Do you think that Christ saves?, Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?, Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?, Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?, Are you hooked on a feel...

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth Big let down unparalleled Like the last episode of...