Bloodhound Gang piosenki

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey...

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary And does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chick And give me...

Caught you Sniffing my boxers Who the fuck does that at Red Lobster Creepy like when Tom Cruise laughs That’s how your finger felt in my ass I’m gonna come to your house on a back of a horse with a bunch of villagers carrying torches, most of whom dislik...

Raise your hand if you like American bitches Locked in girl on girl kisses Well, I do You're just mad you can't score American bitches So you're blowing up shit, which Just goes to prove That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite Yes, eighteen year old...

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee Sugar Daddy R...

The following Public Service Announcement Is brought you by an intoxicated homeless man Try throwin' your socks in the trash Before they got the holes in the feet Sponsored by Bloodhound Gang Hate Local Number 138 

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are sevaral other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the k...

Dear Chasey Lain. I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan. I just wanted to ask, Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can. You've had a lotta dick. Had a lotta dick . I've had a lotta time. Had a lotta time. You've had a lotta dick Chasey...

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick I don't give a shit about celebrity But motherfuckers did ya happen to who'...

OK, ya know what? whenever we get in front of a crowd like this, i always have to pretend, as i'm you too. no, keep it go on, i'll try it again Sunday Bloody Sunday (sunday bloody sunday) Sunday Bloody Sunday (sunday bloody sunday) hold it up, let it...

*porn music* This is fantastic This is great Oh I love to suck this 

Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me room To set it off like this don't give it up I'm all up in you till you just can't get enough Real hard to the bone yo...

When bumblebees find out, what we call them. There's going to be hell to pay. Oh, you are still here. Pick a number between 1 and 10. Go ahead. Interesting, you picked a 7. Don't go changing your answer now. 

Hello. Yes. We at world famouse Cheese Factory Records would like to thank, you, the listener for purchasing this stereophonic extended playing album by the Bloodhound Gang. It is our pleasure to provide, you, the critical listener with the highest qua...

Woah-Oh-oh, Woah-Oh-oh. [x4] Can't buy love so let's just make it. Jealous of your dog cause he's seen you naked. I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya. Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how we're gonna Role play, The Color Purple, do shit...

Pucker up you pig Kiss me like I hear they kiss On oil rigs (You know the drill) Let's get third world Me boy with one boom boom stick And you girl (If you open your mind) Put me down Draw blood Like Mel Gibson taught you how To make love Let th...

I'm royalty throwin' down, so turn up the percussion Let me fill you all in to my little introduction I'm a micro making sticky by a quarter to three Let your girfriend touch my penis and send you out when i please Well I'm knockin' my boots and when I'm k...

Coo Coo Ca Choo Baby You That's What You Are You Are A Hollywood Star You're The High Priestess By Far And You Know This Tune's For You We Call It Coo Coo Ca Choo And It's A Very Brief Description Of The Things We Could Do To You You Were Looking At Me I Was L...

David Look At Yourself Woops I Forgot You Can’t See Because Your Eye Is Not All in Proportion It Faces the Left Side Comin From the Doctor Sayin You Need a Glass Eye Oh Wait Dude Don’t Beat Me Up Just Because I Said You Don’t Have Any Nuts And Because I...

I came from Düsseldorf, chased by the night. You were a vision drenched, in neon light. Longing and my sad eyes caught, your fleeting glance. As chaos on the boulevard, stole our romance. Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea. Barf into a t...