Tekst piosenki
One two, one two
The Diabolical`s back again
With the Cutmaster Cool V
At the boards my man Paul Sea
But this goes out to my man Danny Dan
The beat man that makes you understand
He want me to tell somethin bout this girl named Kim
I`ma do it like this
[Verse One]
Well it was one of those days when nothing`s right with the world
I was half broke, bored, and fed up with my girl
Lookin for somethin to do but wonderin how long
It would take for the next thing to go wrong
So I decided to hang, go out and ease my mind
I told myself you would never know what you might find
I took a hot bubble bath, instead of a shower
Got rid of "The Dragon," it took me a hour
Decided on a sweatsuit, Gucci red and white
Some rings and some ropes, and then I`m on for the night
The Gucci sneakers some cologne, I think Aramis
I look in the mirror and said, "Biz you look - marvelous!"
I jetted out the door, and hailed a taxi
And said "54 in a hurry," and jumped in the backseat
We arrived he said, "$8.50 and that don`t count my tip"
I said, "Don`t drink and drive -
GIMME MY CHANGE before I bust ya lip!"
The club was jumpin and word is bond
I saw girls walkin around with jeans painted on
Splittin they skirts up the middle, tight leather and lace
Both me and Jimmy agree, we`re gonna like this place
Took a seat at the bar, the girl said what are ya drinkin?
A Coke and a smile child, and slid her a Lincoln
Took a sip of my four dollars, she looked at me strange
I said, "Psych I bet you thought you was gonna keep the change"
I made my way through the crowd, it was plain to see
Same everywhere I go, all eyes on me
I sat down at the table, and one of the staff
said, "Ain`t you the Biz" I said, "Yeah but no autographs"
I sat alone in the corner, and sipped my drink
Happened to look across the room and somebody winked
I did the only thing the Diabolical could do
Looked down to see what that I was attached to
Sure enough it was a girl, a sweet female
Her hair and eyes sparkled like ginger ale
I looked lower to her lips, her chin and her neck
And fantasized about the rest, then decided to check
I sent champagne to her table, the waiter asked her name
He returned with Kim, and I almost came
I checked myself and made sure, I looked alright
And told my dick, "Don`t worry - we`re fuckin tonight!"
Threw her the Kool-Aid smile, and a dash of charm
I stepped to the lady and tapped her arm
But when she turned around, my smile turned to gloom
She didn`t look none like she looked across the room
She had big broad shoulders and her titties was big
They were filled with silicone, and her hair was a wig
She had more makeup than Boy George and Phyllis Diller
Ugly enough to be a monster in "Thriller"
Had hair on her chest longer than King Spade
Even though I got a band, I don`t need the AIDS
So I hurried out and left, she said, "Please stay"
I said, "Sorry money grip, I don`t go that way"
So I stepped out in a hurry, to gather my wits
And thought that`s a damn shame, he had nice tits
And that`s the last I ever saw of Kim
You wanna know why? Cause she`s a he and her`s a him
Like that and-a, like that and-a
I`m not the man called Dantana
You go on and on and on and on and on and on and on
Don`t go to Getty, go to Exxon.. [echoe]
[Biz Markie shout outs and ad libs]
Ostatnio szukane utwory:
Będziesz Moja
Boys
Urody w sobie sporo masz I wszędzie widać twoja twarz. Gdy idziesz oglądają się, I każdy chce cie mieć. Nie masz litości bawisz się A miłość to d...
Będziesz przy mnie
Boys
Jeszcze tylko ten jeden raz spojrzę w twoją smutną twarz i scałuję z policzka łzę serce krwawi woła Cię 1. Pożegnanie dwojga serc śmiech i ł...
Czy to źle
Boys
Temat tej historii mówiąc krótko będzie prosty ona i ja, tak jak dwa wiszące mosty obok siebie a jednak daleko myślami połączeni razem jak samochód z...
Białe łabędzie
Boys
Po fali błękitnej, po fali srebrzystej łabędzi sznur Nie pytaj dziewczyno, nie pytaj mnie, gdzie chłopak twój, Lata przeminą, łabędzie odpłyną zosta...
Choćbyś tęsknił
Boys
1. W życiu miałem wiele pokus Jedną byłaś ty Tak bardzo się starałem A ty mówiłaś mi Tak bardzo się starałem A ty mówiłaś mi Kochanie Ref: Ch...
Będzie dobrze
Boys
1. Pada deszcz, wieje wiatr Znowu dziś jesteś sam Nawet sen nie chce przyjść Byłaś w nich tylko Ty Już nie przyjdzie pod twe drzwi Pozostały po niej ł...
Chłop z Mazur
Boys
1. Ja jestem chłop z Mazur, I tak wołajcie na mnie - chłop z Mazur. To właśnie śpiewa dla was - chłop z Mazur, Więc wszyscy na Mazury nie w góry...
Chwile dwie
Boys
1. Chwile dwie dałaś mi Gdy odjeżdżałem miałaś w oczach łzy Smutny rok, listów stos A rany w sercu nie zagoi los Teraz wiem to mój błąd Przeprasz...
Bliskość twego serca
Boys
Schodami chwil próbuję wejść, Na szczyt, gdzie szczęście twe mym jest, Chłód samotności dobrze znam, Przez życie nie chcę kroczyć sam, Wymowno...
Czas, świąteczny czas
Boys
1. Jest w ciągu roku ta jedna noc Która ma w sobie magiczną moc Więc porzuć troski i marudzenie Przecież to Boże jest Narodzenie Przygotuj bombki...
Córka rybaka
Boys
Gdy księżyc świecił na niebie do Ciebie Poczułem miłość co przyszła jak wiatr Me serce było w gorącej potrzebie Córką rybaka Ty byłaś ja - góral z...
Dajcie mi gitarę
Boys
Gdy przydrożny kurz, zmyje z moich uczuć ten wiosenny deszcz, który dał mi Bóg Znajdę miejsce tam, gdzie panuje cisza Długo jestem sam, krzyczy moja d...
Ciemną nocą
Boys
1.Idę a drogę mi rozświetlą gwiazdy A wszyscy w domach śpią A wszyscy w domach śpią Ref:A ja nie wiem, nie wiem po co Lubię chodzić ciemną nocą Ciemn...
Ostatnio dodane piosenki
She calls out to the man on the street "Sir, can you help me? It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep Is there somewhere you can tell me?" He walks on...
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me T...
Wszystko ma tutaj wielki sens ścieżki spętane przerażeniem świątek srożący się przy drodze i w ustach chleba kwaśny kęs Wszystko ma tutaj...
Nocami być razem jest prościej, we władzy ciała jest dusza, nic nas nie drażni, nie złości, poważnych tematów się nie porusza. Zamykam oczy i b...
Chcę wolne od zaraz Chcę wyjechać daleko Chcę pobyć tam sama Chcę się poczuć tam lekko Chcę wolne natychmiast Chcę inny krajobraz I dźwięki,...
Zeszłam ze szczytu w nowej sukience Nikt mnie nie widzi, może nadal tam jestem Byłam na szczycie, stamtąd trudno jest dostrzec Że w mieście moim są...
Nie rozumiesz Nie rozumiesz Jak bardzo kocham Cię ! Czy to wszytko poszło w piach? Czy to wszystko zniszczył czas ? Płoniemy, płoniemy Teraz p...
Freon (ft. Dawid Podsiadło, Duit)
[Zwrotka 1: Oskar] Później leżą patrząc w sufit, to spółka w takich bajkach Szlugi, potem drugi, kółka z Lucky Strike'a Na podłodze sterta ubrań: m...
Zabierz tę miłość (ft. Julia Wieniawa)
Zabierz tę miłość Nie mogę jej już znieść Uczucia giną Jak deszcz i śnieg Poganiam je Wyprzedzasz mnie Przecież też wiesz Mijamy się Moja ni...
[Intro: Rafał Walentynowicz] O 15:30 Solar i Białas w asyście ochroniarzy, policji i straży miejskiej pojawili się w Liceum im. Batorego w Warszawie....
Za krótki sen (ft. Dawid Podsiadło)
To był tylko za krótki sen Przeleciałam przez palce w cień Tuż pod tafla się rozbił nurt Szara woda porwała mnie To był tylko za krótki sen Pow...
Przypływy (ft. Ralph Kaminski)
Z prądem przypłynąłeś do mnie Zatrzęsienie Krąży we mnie teraz wszystko Dokąd – nie wiem Czy to normalne jest By z dnia na dzień oszaleć tak M...
Słodka jak truskawki latem A trzyma w łapie tylko kubek słonych łez Skromna jak pole fiołkowe I to w ponury dzień Ej, chyba dzwoni kurier Tylko s...
Nie wiem czy to miało sens Hulać tak, hulać tak Kolejny raz Carpe diem z dnia na dzień A potem sza Cicho sza, cicho sza Sorka za ten telefon...
Na serio tak wleciała z takim różowym outfitem, cała odpalona Wyszła z limuzyny Wchodzę do szkoły dobrze ubrana SGH, Dolce Gabbana Wreszcie Juli...
Wakacje w Warszawie idą całkiem płynnie Ty wciąż tańczysz, ja wciąż oblewam siebie winem Taki chyba biznes Robię ci już setne zdjęcie Sama nie wie...
Zakochałam się w nieznajomym Zobaczyłam go w tramawaju Chyba w dziesiątce Na wyścigi bez biletu błądzę Na pierwszą lekcję nieprzygotowana Spóźnię...
nie byłem sam choć bylem sam i mówię wam, ze to zero dram i mogę grać dalej stać nie będę bać się uwierz waść nie chcesz mnie znać nie chce c...
Niech widza jaka z nas jest para Od różańca i browara Wszyscy się na nas patrzą W rytm tańca klaszczą Zobacz jestem idealna spadam z nieba jak ma...
Wow Chuja kładę na was robię czystkę Niepozorny chłopiec, który rozjebie Ci biznes Wkoło cały dzień, cały dzień piszę listy Sobel przecież nie jes...
Inne piosenki wykonawcy
Radio, Tv, and even the press know the meanin of V A P O R S The meanin of this word without no doubt Means nobody wants to be there when you're dow...
Goes around What comes around goes around Sittin here reminiscin back to high school When everytime I see you, girl, you know that I drool Day-dreami...
"Huh huh huh, now what was I to do? She`s crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" - Slick Rick (Repeat 4x) I was walking down the street, ju...
Aaaaaahh yeeea The diabolical is back again But now I want the Killerforce Connection And we gonna do it in harmony like this We`re the Killerforce M...
[VERSE 1] On the mic at this time in the place to be I`m the Inhuman Orchestra called Biz Markie That made you dance, make the music with my mouth, an...
[Biz Markie singing] My name is the Biz, everywhere I go I rock the party, from head to toe Lot of MC`s wanna hear the way that I do rock Is it becaus...
Hey I`d like to tell you a little story about my man named Dee Yo, even from when he was little he was like kinda on a tough tip Doin all that stuff B...
INTRO: Cool V] Uh As we take you Uptown Downtown We got a little somethin for the ladies Biz, break it down [Verse 1: Biz Markie] Once again it`s Mr....
[Biz Markie singing] My name is Biz Markie, I rock for Queens, Astoria My new album is called, "Weekend Warrior" But every time that I always hit a no...
Ah.. Man, why did it have to happen to me? Man, what did I do to get this? What`d I do to deserve this? Check it out [Verse 1: Biz Markie] I wo...
Yo, you know this is.. FON-KAY I`d like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing) And `Left Eye` Lopez But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce L...
[Biz + P. Diddy] And you don`t stop And you can`t stop [P. Diddy] Yeah, yeah - I like this [B-I-Z] If you [Diddy] If you [B-I-Z] Wanna know [Diddy]...
[Intro] You know it's ill It's the B-I-Z Markie With my man Chad Muska Guaranteed to rock, like this Like, like, like this [Screams] I'm th...
Yeah yeah yeah Oooooohh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah Let me tell you a story now [Verse 1] I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night It was a...
[alternate version of Party to the Break-A-Day off the Weekend Warrior LP] [Verse 1: Biz Markie] Hey, how you`re doin, it`s me The unforgettable incr...
I was on my way, to 125th I saw this def Benz, yo that`s my man Cliff As I flagged them down, he pulled to the side At this moment I had to swallow my...
[".." are Biz Markie voice samples, cut and scratched by DJ Premier] [Verse 1: Biz Markie] "Just here to let you know" This is Primo "Just here to le...
Yo.. this is kinda slow But I know the Jeeps gon` be pumpin it But this is, this is one subject, that nobody don`t know about [Verse One] Check him o...
It's me the diabolical, Biz Mark symbolical I shakes from scripts of hits I made a while ago Now I'm on the run again starting other capers And peo...
This is dedicated to you You and you [Mr. Do It 2 Death talking] So you wanna spread a lot of talk about my city Milwaukee huh All that talk about Lav...
[Chorus: computer voice] Games, you don`t have to play, games with me girl You, know, how, I feel Ohh games, you don`t have to play, games with me gir...
Cool V's Tribute To Scratching
[Cool V cuts and scratches his own name] [Biz Markie] I`ma make this brief, like about 30 seconds My DJ, gets all of his respect in super crazy blend...
Hey hey hey, know what I heard? Beauty`s only skin deep, ugly is to the bone Back in the days, I`m not gonna lie They used to say I`m ugly, a hurting...
[Verse One] Aiyyo here`s a tale, about a female I once messed with Or better yet, skins that I swung eps with Face full of grace, waist shaped like Va...
[Biz Markie] In what? In stereo How long, until it`s time to go? Baby doll It`s the Biz Mar-kie, and the Def Squad! Oh see, we gotta do this again lik...
"I!!! - am the magnificent..." [Biz beatboxes a scale, repeating the last note] "I!!! - am the magnificent..." [Biz:] BOOM, ah one two, ah one two [fo...
[Verse One] I saw this girl from like around the way I told her I was the B-I-Z Emezah-A She said she know my reputation, know I got clout And like to...
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin'...
Ahhh-yew-whayaeuwwww Now it-it-it-it-it-it sound funky Yo Doc, I'ma count it on three One, two, three Well I'm not a qualuudes or a halucinogen I'm j...
Yo doc, drop the beat in! This is a incident that always occur With the opposite sex, other word is her No matter what nationality color or creed Or...
(feat. Lil` Kal) [Chorus: Lil` Kal + possibly others] It`s my country, you can say what you, wanna say about me But at the end of the day I`ll be cou...
[Verse 1: Biz Markie] This goes out to all the beautiful ladies 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy No matter what nationality or persuasian Black...
Once about a time there was a kid who didn`t have a bicycle or a car that skid Only thing he had was Pat and Turner He didn`t know the future but the...
[Verse One] Now that Biz Mark`s inside the joint Guaranteed to rock and always prove a point Doin what I do cause it gotta be done About the Prince of...
one two, one two this goes out to my brother dimond shell my man jazzy jerome, def jeff i can`t forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew p...
Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz
[Biz Markie] Ah one two, ah one two Ah one two, ah one two I`d like to.. introduce myself.. My name is.. ah Biz Markie.. [Verse One] Well I`m t...
[Biz Markie] Everybody just clap your hands ("no stoppin") Uptown ("no stoppin") Brooklyn ("no stoppin") Queens ("no stoppin") The Bronx ("no stoppin"...
[Fat Albert] "Hey Mudfoot, you know what we`re here for, lay some treats on us!" [Intro] Yo, dis is one of the, dis dis Yo dis is that, that`s that j...
Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross But it's sure to have your trippin' So y'all listen close It's not bright as the sun or sweet like s...
One two, one two You`re listenin to the grand groovin sounds Of the diabolical energetical B-I-Z Emmezah-A-Rrrah-K And this goes out to my DJ The cutm...
"Special Marley Marl Remixes" may differ from the original version Yes, y`all-and, to the like beat-and You could either dance or just have a seat an...
[Verse One] This is a different type of dedication To a guy that was a different kind of inspiration Only people that knew him, know what I`m talkin a...
[Marley] Aiyyo aiyyo, aiyyo Biz whattup? [Markie] Yo whattup Marl? [Marley] Yo man `member when we first shocked everybody [Marley] with a FUNKY fresh...
One-two one-two This is a groove, y`knahmsayin? We just gon` get down My name is um, Biz Mark Got my man Cool V in the um, in the um thang And I can`t...
[scats] Biz [scats] Mark [beatboxes] [Verse One] I`m the original B-I-Z The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E Everywhere I go, I always G I`m thin...
[Biz Markie] Huh? Yo this is funky! We gon` get down to the point And I`m just gonna say - I`d like to thank my man Rashad But we gon` get down like t...
This is for those who didn`t believe that me, myself they said I couldn`t achieve my goal or even get to my destiny to be the S-K-B-I-Z It was a r...
Romeo, romeo, wherefor art thou? That's what juliet asked, but I don't know now Maybe he went to get some roses for you Yo, i'da i'da i-don't know wh...
Yo this one aight though Yo, me and Cool V Dis dis dis gon` be dis gon` be our new single And when you hear this story you`ll say it`s aight though Yo...
She's Not Just Another Woman (Monique)
[Verse One] I once knew a girl by the name of Monique She was my childhood sweetheart every day of the week Whether PS46, or 151 After school I`d go t...
[Biz Markie] Maaaan, this is the last.. record on the album I got my man Craig Craig in the house Kevin Dee from Midnite Express Crew`s in the house C...
(VERSE 1) Now this is a difficult subject About something that's crazy - oh, what the heck They know they have something that people don't like And...
(feat. Jazzy Jeff) [Biz Markie] Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh Y`all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh Y`all know, uh, uh uh-huh Check it out ([Chuck D] "C`mon...
G-goobely-goo Ah-h-h-hm Ah yeah Now check it out I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap Wh...
[Verse One] I`d like to tell a story and it goes like this Before I was makin money hand over fist The mid-80`s is what I`m talkin about You will agre...
This Is Something for the Radio
[Verse One] This is another hit from Biz Markie Dedicated to the radio, not he or she Be-cause it`s time for them to get recognized This is my version...
(feat. Lil` Kal) [Verse One: Biz Markie] This is a story about without a doubt When I`m done, you will all scream and shout They always say time is o...
And yes y`all, yes y`all This is, a different type of dedication To my man Marcus from Kansas City But I`m just tellin ya straight on up Don`t be mess...
(Intro - Biz Markie) A-one two Okay, Okay, O-O-O-O-Okay Paul Nice and the MC (Biz Markie) We`re getting down to the funky sounds And check it out, her...
Get up out your seat, the grand groove is back With a beat to sink your teeth in like Wolfman Jack I`m bringing in the swing like ching a-ling a-ling...
[Cool V] Yo Biz, let`s send this out to the propmaster Kool DJ Red Alert Bring the beat in, Todd Yeah, this is how we`re doing it for the `93, we`re o...