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[Verse 1: Gavrilo Princip]

Yo, your fatty Franz Ferdinand didn't see Princip's pistol

Too busy guzzling his tenth wiener schnitzel

Popped a cap in his ass for my Black Hand brothers

Shave off that 'tache, it's bigger than your mother's!

Now just like your bald head you ain't got no heir

I spit rhyme as your empire decline

Have you any notion of united Slav nation?

You catch my drift or do you want a translation?

Serbia got friends, yo! Russia's our homie

Think we're scared? Here's two words for you:

Blow me!


[Verse 2: Franz Josef]

You want a war, Gav? We bring the pain, Slav

Blood spilt in Sarajevo gonna cause a blood bath, yo!

Russians, Mongols, Turks, my bitches

Best watch out 'cos my trigger finger itches

You're tiresome, you're irksome

Like a Slavic Jeremy Clarkson


[Gavrilo Princip]

Huh? Who the hell is that?


[King George V]

Nothing to do with us


[Verse 3: Franz Josef]

Back to the story, the story of doom

For poor tiny Serbia's about to go boom!

You hear me, assassin? Our troops are massin'

Get ready for the bombing, the shootin', the gassin'

Here is the deal yo! Shit just got real yo!

You'll be crushed under Austro-Hungary's heel yo!

I'll kick you in the Balkans and degrade Belgrade

Even if those Russians are rushin' to your aid


[Tsar Nicholas II]

You think so?


[Franz Josef]

Oh crap!


[Verse 4: Tsar Nicholas II]

Back up Franz Josef, Serbia's our brethren

Same blood, same religion, same Slavic complexion

We're packing more army than you got salami

So stop your bragging, your trolling

Or the Cossack pain train starts rolling

Last time you kicked off I sweat revolution

This time my solution is your dissolution

Beware the Russian Bear


[Kaiser Wilhelm II]

Everyone knows me, ja?

The Kaiser, ja? Coo-ee!


[Verse 5: Kaiser Wilhelm II]

I'm Kaiser Wilhelm II, the first was a gas

But like the Godfather, the sequel kicks ass

Got clowns to the west of me and jokers to the east

But Austro-Hungary's my mate

Gonna eradicate the Serbian beast

So back off Cousin Nick, don't take the mick

And tell your mates France not to interfere

This ain't no prance, it's a German war dance!


[Verse 6: King George V]

Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly

You be tripping by flipping the bird willy-nilly

The armies of the triple entente — mighty

Russia, France, and this bitch — Blighty

Your rhymes are a shambles, your words are a gamble

You're taking an enormous punt

No wonder my homies and yours too

Think you're a massive... difficult chap

Your territorial ambition puts us in this position

So go ahead, cuz, rant and rave

Your plans will be sunk like your floating junk

Royal Britannia rules the waves


[Verse 7: Kaiser Wilhelm II]

Empire braggarts, you hate the French

And their snail-sucking, frog-cooking garlic stench

As for your dreadnoughts, wave them goodbye

I'll make your navy into gravy for sauerkraut pie

Gonna send my thugs through Belgium into France

Nothing can stop this Teutonic advance

Germany will rise again like the past

A glorious empire built to last

Let me tell you, this ain't no mystery

Wilhelm the Great will go down in history!


[Verse 8: King George V]

Wilhelm the Great? More like Billy no mates

Your ideas are absurd, we gave Belgium our word

We've got no choice if you won't behave

Our poor old grandma must be spinning in her grave


[Tsar Nicholas II, Kaiser Wilhelm II and King George V]

Granny


[Verse 8: Kaiser Wihelm II]

Look into my eyes! You see compromise?

Your collective demise will see our rise!

I can't back down now, I'll look a clown now

Ain't shit that can stop this countdown now!


[Kaiser Wilhelm II]

I'm going for a lie down now 

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