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Lucky Strike

I'll never be the comfort You lost when you were nine or so I can't fill those big of holes But you knew that about me I never want to wake up Li...

My Crooked Leg

I was waiting around all day For you to come to find me I was waiting around all day For you to come and find me The crooked leg inside of my pan...

Human Kittens

I knew a woman once giving birth to kittens and mice And the kittens were born full of their brothers and sisters And they were punished swiftly thoug...

I Am So Mad At You

I am so mad at you For making me such a bastard Giving me such high standards I'm mad at you But I'll find you inside of someone else Even if fi...

Power Plant

The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs, and thats not very punk of you, maybe you should change your mind, reconsider the whol...

No More Tears

No more tears No more crying No more sighing, lying or dying No more HIV No more tweaking No more drugs or immune systems being weakened Just happy t...

Most Aborted Father

Sometimes I feel like a cigarette I'm wrapped in paper And I'm suffocating to death Suffocating to death Suffocating to death Suffocating to deat...

I Wanna Rock Out In My Dreams

I want to rock out in my dreams Instead of waking up, I want to sleep Wearing black leather pants With boots too tall to see me I want to rock out...

People II: The Reckoning

Nobody knows everything We know this to be true Everything is difficult except what’s in front of you But it’s complicated even under your nose Bu...

Inner City Basehead History Teacher

I'm an inner city basehead history teacher My student is my dealer's sister Don't know what I'm gonna do But I'm probably gonna get high I'm an in...

I Love You

I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you. And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at...

Smokin'

Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer From smoking too many cigarettes But I must confess that he did quite profess To being the coolest mother...

My Brain Is a Human Body

My brain is a human body My brain is a human body And you will not get out You will not get out My blood is worse than your blood This heart pump...

Jesus

I had a dream I had a dream tonight That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus To offend my friends But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did...

Heartilation

I wanna break apart my heart Glue the pieces to my car Crash it into a wall I don't want to feel at all I want to break apart my heart Douse it i...

People II 2: Still Peoplin'

If you've been kicked in or abused or mistreated or misused You are told there is nowhere to go but up for you If you've been hurt or you've been be...

If You Have Love in Your Heart

If you have love in your heart Then who am I to judge you? If you have love in your heart Then no one will rise above you I'm a complicated man...

I'm Going To Love My Children

I wanna drive my broke car I'm gonna ride my bizike I'm gonna walk my big feet I'd like to think things through I wanna have a big heart I don't...

Rejoice

Rejoice, rejoice God’s ears are stitches Rejoice, His eyes are big X’s (axes) Rejoice, His arms are burning witches Rejoice, His hands perform hexes...

Randy's House

I’ve got the rotten apple core feeling Dying like a living ghost Now I’m lying on the ground Not making a sound Thinking I love you the most And I ho...

Island Song

I'm on an island and that island is sinking That island likes to stay up all night drinking How could I escape it? Do you think that I will make it...

No More Shame, No More Fear, No More Dread

Self-appraise, that’s my name But these tight-ass pants With these baggy eyes That see a garbage world Forever hideous Forever purposeless Forev...

Jesus Saves

There will come a day when our cells won't regenerate and everyone you know will rot away, rot away Your friends and enemies and all your family we wi...

Ryan Stephenson Is: "Nature's President"

I'll fight a fight that I can't win. I'll commit the mortal sin. Then God will punch me in the chin. And then I'll smile a toothless grin. I'll smile...

Scenesters

Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts Why didn't the shins come to phoenix? And why didn't mirah come...

LA

If it's true Oh, what they say "that good things come to those who wait" But who do you exactly explain All those poor, dumb bastards in LA They...

People

People are wasteful, they waste all the food People are hateful, and people are rude But god I love some people sometimes Because people are very, ver...

If Jeff Swiney Had a Hammer

I want to see a scene unified Where everybody knows everyone The hole in this broken ship gets repaired Here in the valley of the slum We won't ne...

Murderer

Do you remember me? I killed your family And now I am going to kill you too I made your brother bleed And I made your father scream And I made yo...

Joe Arpaio Is A Punk

Joe Arpaio is a chump Joe Arpaio is a chump He's never heard of the Constitution! Joe Arpaio is a chump Joe Arpaio is a chump He's never heard o...

Little Brother

When I was a little boy I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey While she was pregnant, Unbeknownst to me. I felt bad to say the least. And when my litt...

So Mad At You

I am so mad at you for making me such a bastard giving me such high standards I'm mad at you But I'll find you inside of someone else even if finding...

Sorry Bro

Fifteen songs, fifteen shows Fifteen pigs sucking at your tit How does it feel to live here? How does it feel to leave here? Fifteen notes, fifte...

Lady Liberty

Give me your tired Give me your tired Give me your poor When our government acts like this I wonder what World War II was for And the rest of the...

Still Smokin'

This patch is pumping poison in my pores I can't take that much more What a poor way to live And I don't wanna lose my voice when I'm on tour I'd...

S.O.S.

You don't know struggle And you don't know sorrow And you don't know what it's like To have to watch somebody die So don't pretend to act like yo...

Drink Another Beer

Drink another beer my darling You're drinking for two When Skyler got out of prison I was worried about you He can be a mean motherfucker You kno...

Let Us Get Murdered

You've been singing songs for all the wrong reasons. For reasons you're not at liberty to say. It wasn't to get rich or famous or get laid. Mainly you...

Love Song

I like telling dirty jokes And I like smoking crystal meth But darling I love you And I like laughing at retards And I like throwing rocks at dogs...

Little Prince

hey everything, fuck you i hate everything you do to me i despise every lie i've come to believe and i hate every evil thing that i see this juxtaposi...

Keep on Chooglin'

The songwriting process is modeled after Brian Wilson: Shuffling around in sweatpants mumbling So much would go wrong when he tried to make his song...

Love Will Fuck Us Apart

You and me go together like carrots and peas We should be a happy family Or a traveling travesty at least And love will fuck us up Love will fuck...

Sense, Sensibility

earnesty and clarity those wonderful mentalities of decent positivity are all that we can scribe but misery and poverty they follow me and my family a...

Fffiresttartterrr

I'll set myself on fire So you can watch me burn I'll hurl myself off cliffs In the hopes that you will learn We are fragile Life is hard as fuc...

Love My Children

I will drive my broke car I'm gonna ride my biz-ike I'm gonna walk my big feet And i'd like to think things through And i wanna have a big heart...

Deathlessness

What do you have hiding in that sarcophagus? What do you see? Every pattern looks like a swastika. What kind of mercy exists in deathlessness? And...

Distance

The first month after you left I drank and jerked off till I slept. I went to work when I had to then came home. I fed the dog when I had to. I fed my...

Junkie Church

Last week I saw you at the junkie church You told me all the things I need to hear Like I've got a heart of gold And a kind and open soul So we we...

Dog

Featuring Simone White black dog i see daily, nightly monthly, yearly sweetly, dearly she says "when you pat me i feel neatly rub my paws please, s...

Do, Re and Me

I walked into a room full of corpses The room all smelled like flowers There were Nikes on their feet Hail and smile under the cloth I gazed into...

Lady Killer

I'm a lady killer And you're a pretty lady And that means I'm gonna kill you 'Cause you're a pretty lady And I'm a lady killer And that's just what la...

Small Red Boy

I found a small red boy inside my tummy With 3 dollars in change and a Milky Way Lite In my occasional pursuit to find something more meaningful Th...

Skipping Stone

I'll be your lake if you are my skipping stone. I will be your company if you find yourself alone. I will be your money if you can't afford a home. I'...

Survival Song

I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that’s how I le...

Lightning Bolt

The best years of his life is what he gave to you never late a day he's been faithful and true putting out the tombstones and digging down the graves...

Dipping Things In Stuff

I’ll dip my dick in cinnamon so you can taste it with your teeth And with your tongue and tonsils Your throat will burn and feel the heat of nothing...

Love in the time of human papillomavirus

You will cough up crows that peck my eyes And I will do nothing but go blind But my heart It has eyes And my love It has sight Even though it m...

Temple Grandin Too

Like a god begging to be murdered A revolving door that only goes one way A simple force speaking through a conduit A baby born on an ordinary day...

Dylan Cook's Theme Song

Got a shopping list on my arm I've got the underwear lost in my class I've got a fake ass boutonnière I've got a Japanese smiling disease And you...

Linda Ronstadt

Today I lost my shit in a museum It was a video installation of Linda Ronstadt And I really miss my friends, but I don’t see you. All I see is this...

Deep Dark Basement

I recall that deep, dark basement And I recall how bad it smelled And I hated everybody around me I even hated myself Which I still do, on my bad...

Fly My Ass

What makes you think you can be so pretty? And what makes you think you can be so great? And what makes you think you can be so intelligent? And what...

Survival

I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And i was possessed by something quite unfriendly And i was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that's how i...

Esto Es Lo Que Quiero

Esto es lo que quiero Quiero todos los punks Danse a las calles tocando guitarras Lo esto es que quiero, esto es que quiero Esto es que quiero Ne...

Terrifyer

I saw beauty. Spat in it's eye I saw the light, and all it saw was my phlegm! I witnessed greatness. I kicked it's teeth in More teeth sprouted, ju...

Temple Grandin

Open up your murder eyes and see the ugly world that spat you out Open up your ugly mouth and sing the words, it's how you spit 'em out In the days...

Love Song II

What makes you think you can be so pretty? And what makes you think you can be so great? And what makes you think you can be so intelligent? And wh...

Forest Fire

Waking from napping with a bad taste in your mouth. Wishing you were sleeping, you don't want to leave the house. Dripping from your dreaming of a hab...

Evil

No one will know how evil I really am No one will know how evil I really am 'Cause I like to wear disguises And I like to disguise my plans No one...

Personal Space Invade

I gave birth to twin wire hangovers Now I am a personal space invader I’ve classes I’ve finals due I have lots and lots of problems Lookout Lookout L...

Una Mas Cerveza Por Favor

Drink another beer my darling You're drinking for two When Skylar got out of prison, I was worrying about you He can be a mean mother-fucker, you know...

We Didn't Come Here to Rock

We didn't come here to rock We only came to disappoint you 'Cause deep down in your cunt That's exactly what you wanted us to do You wanted us to...

Fuckboi

I spat on you, and you called me a dog Two years later, I saw you pregnant In my grandma's bridal shop I forgot you yelled at me, 'cause I called y...

God Made

God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made pants and God made shirts God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made our lives so much worse So much fuckin...

Fucc the Devil

I'm gonna fuck the devil in his mouth I just need to listen to my Siccness so I can learn how And then train for a couple of weeks Until I have all...

The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving

The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight Emburdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive His laziness built the pyrami...

This Is Why I'm Hot

Sometimes i feel like a dead man When i walk around my house Petrified of going out I couldn't leave to save my life I'm a waste of my freedom C...

Unicorn

and i'd like to build a giant machine that crushes the mountains and burns all the trees and pees in the desert and dies up the seas and melts all the...

Fortune Teller

Do you want me to read your fortune? 'Cause I can, 'cause I can And I can put it in a language That you can understand It's no problem, it's no pr...

Freedom Tickler

You are shit and you know it Your life is garbage and you show it You will die soon in the ball pit I'll leave you unsupervised for a minute You make...

We Shall All Die Alone Someday

Bad things happen everyday. Cancer and murder and herpes and AIDS. We'll all die alone someday, I hope we don't die alone. And our vices make it bea...

White Worms

I saw white worms crawling out of my face I saw white worms crawling out my nose I watched white worms falling out of the skin I saw white worms...

There's No War In This Love

I think I should like to wear your face See the world through your eyes I'd go up and down and I'd go all around the town Feel human for once in my...

Lookin' For a Love

I've been looking for a lover But I haven't met her yet She'll be nothing like I pictured her to be In her eyes I will discover Another reason wh...

Gift of the Magi 2: Return of the Magi

I used to be a dead guy, now I'm a fucking Jedi And I've got lots of news for you, and I've got a long list of things to do I used to dwell in the p...

Fuck White People

First they take the land Then they take the soil And with their bloody hands They dig for oil So fuck white people! (fuck white people!) Fuck white p...

Now That I'm At The Top Of My Game

There was a time When I would unravel And drown in the snow There was a time When getting murdered Would feel like a joke But I'm Alive D...

When I'm a Dead Boy

When I'm a dead boy Burn my body Pour a couple of my ashes into concrete Build a bench, 10 feet long, 12 inches tall Leave it somewhere, central P...

Free Bird

There's a tongue in my mouth There's a lock on the door And I can't imagine wishing for more I've paid for my crimes and I've unlied my lies And n...

Truckers are the Blood

Don't know if I believe in god But sometimes I pray Because the way I was raised Keeps me afraid A scientist that has to have his way I subsist...

This Is Not a War

This is not a war It's a conversation about what people really need Fear is a poison It breeds violence And apathy and greed So people occupy the...

Growing Up

Growing up really fucking sucks I've got too much stuff I don't make enough And soon I'm gonna turn to dust I'm gonna turn to dust And I am afraid I d...

Getting Naked, Playing With Guns

Getting naked and playing with guns There’s a gerbil in the microwave, the baseball bat, and everyone Sharing kisses and building a bond. We’ll set...

We're All Gonna Die

We're all gonna die; This is true It's true for me and it's true for you But we could live a little longer if we put our minds to it The Light Rai...

Golden Eagle

You had what you had Until the horses took it You knew what you were And you couldn't stand it You loved your country Enough to support it But...

Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy played guitar Jamming good with Weird and Gilly And the Spiders from Mars He played it left hand But made it too far Became the special man...

Who Are You?

Who are you? And where did you go? And where are you from? And what do you know? You're in my blood And you're in my hair You're in my heart An...

You Don't Deserve Yourself

I will take your teeth But I'll hold out for a while If you please I'll make you fall asleep Even if you're not tired You don't deserve yoursel...

Hate & Kill

I like to be liked by people I like And I love to be loved by people I love And I hate to be loved by people I hate I love to be hated by people I...

Kokopelli Face Tattoo

I was a sexy little viper ruin In the corner of a King Tut tomb When the hate train started Going choo choo. I was a rat on a burning ship When...

Goodbye, Oh Goodbye

I was throttled to the ground I was locked inside a basement The guards went on vacation while I plotted my revolt I was tired and confused Doesn'...

Guilt: The Song

I was drifting into dreaming and I saw something I hadn't seen before Two young ladies I hadn't seen since high school holding a piece of me inside...

Hate, Rain On Me

I wish I had a bullet big enough to fucking kill the sun I'm sick of songs about the summer And I hate everyone I'm gonna load my rifle gonna aim it...

White Face, Black Eyes

They had a white face They had black eyes They had burns all over their bodies They had love for my revulsion And they kissed away my repulsion T...

A Song Dedicated To The Memory Of Stormy The Rabbit

For four fortnights I’ve fled from my fortress Foraging forests five footsteps in length Fortitude found within forty ounce bottles Flowing like flies...

American Tune

I am white and I've got everything I need. No one clutches their purse when they're in a room alone with me and I can drive through any neighborho...

All The Dead Kids

I can't tell you why your children are dying, but I can offer you my sympathy. And I can't show you where your children are buried, 'cause they're n...

American Garbage

You can get it on top At American Body Rentals Anything you want At American Body Rentals If you need some new friends Or yet another bauble to...

#armageddon

Oh God there's a big one coming on The dead have begun to rise and walk And nobody is singing, nobody is singing The bottomless pit has opened up...

Bang, Bang, Bang

You're helpless and hopeless You want to help out the homeless But you've got problems You're selfish and worthless And you have no fucking purpose Yo...

2 Headed Boy

Two headed boy All floating in glass The sun it is passed And now it's blacker than black I can hear as you tap on your jar I am listening to hea...

Be Afraid Of Jesus

I had a dream I had a dream tonight That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus To offend my friends But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did Cau...

Cigarettes

Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, from smoking too many cigarettes. But I must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest mothe...

Angel Of Death

I am a blank page in a notebook, waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks. I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over to cover up swas...

Blood, Hatred, Money and Rage 2

My first memory of you You were laying in bed My second memory of you You were flipping me off My third memory of you You were laying in bed agai...

Candle In The Wind (Ben's Song)

I wish I had more money than I have and I know that's not punk, but I need to pay my rent. I can't survive without money. I can't survive without mone...

Best Friend

Every thing makes me bleed The sparkle won't shine if you don't feed it light bulbs Deep in reality I spend my all my time getting strung out on li...

Back Pack

You were dead by the time that I had found you. Your blood was spilled on the couch where we had first kissed. So I carried you west to the sea so...

Brave As A Noun

I could go off the deep end I could kill all my best friends I could follow those stylish trends But God knows I could make amends But I’ve got an ang...

Bad Bad Things

Do you remember me? I killed your family And now I’m going to kill you too I made your brother bleed I made your father scream And I made your m...

Border Patrol (Yuma)

The border patrol planted drugs in our van again Oh well, oh well The border patrol planted drugs in our van again Oh well, oh well And this wasn...

Bad Stuff

Do you remember me? I killed your family And now I am going to kill you too I made your brother bleed And I made your father scream And I made yo...

Big Bird

I'm afraid of the way that I live my life I'm afraid of the way I don't I'm afraid of the things that I wanna do, but I won't I'm afraid of God I...

Buffalo

"Art" is a dirty word picked apart by dirty birds And run over by herd of angry buffalo Buffalo And you are a dirty bird with a mouth full of dirt...

Bold With Fire

I won't pay no mind To the rhythm or the time To all the hints and all the signs No I won't pay no mind And I won't lend a hand To a woman or a m...

Darling, I Love You

I like telling dirty jokes And I like smoking crystal meth But darling I love you And I like laughing at retards I like throwing rocks at dogs Y...

Black Dog

Black dog I see; daily, nightly Monthly, yearly, sweetly, dearly She says, "When you pet me, I feel neatly Rub my paws please, and scratch my belly...

David J is a Sickness

You're helpless and hopeless You want to help out the homeless But you've got problems You're selfish and worthless And you have no fucking purpos...

Children of God

In came the being-born police To take the newly undeceased I was the softened gaze upon a child of God And the sky was full of teeth It was a pai...

Cody's Theme

When I was a kid, my whole reality split I was living a lie I was a killing machine, I was a war lord When I closed my eyes I had to talk to the...

Daddy Didn't Love Me

Well, once when I was eight everything was going great until my father, he tried to kill me. By the time that I was nine, my daddy was doing time,...

Darkest Heart

Show me your tears Show me your scars Show me your flesh wounds Show me your heart Show me your death bed so that I may rest in peace Show me your te...

Hate Stick Hard Party Part 2

Someday you all will perish in the fire of my hate Someday you all will drown in a sea of my tears Someday you all will choke on the length of my ha...

Hate Song for Brains

I hate my brain Because the things I think sometimes are so Judgmental and lame I've got everything I want except my set of expectations Won't sta...

Coffin Dance

Shoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul dancing Shoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul dancing I’m gonna miss this place If you give it to me...