Tekst piosenki
You hid on your bus
you were afraid of us
you couldn't fight me 'cause you're gay
you had your roadies save the day
Chris Barnes is a faggot
You are fucking gay
Chris Barnes is a faggot
You are a fucking faggot
Chris Barnes is a faggot
Your breath smells like cum
Chris Barnes is a faggot
You like dicks up your ass
You are a fucking midget
so you can blow guys without kneeling
you and Allen West met at a gay bar
and wanted to start a band
You got kicked out of Cannibal Corpse
because you suck
you started Six Feet Under
and they suck too
Chris Barnes is a faggot
You are fucking gay
Chris Barnes is a faggot
You are a fucking faggot
Chris Barnes is a faggot
Your breath smells like cum
Chris Barnes is a faggot
You like dicks up your ass
I'll fight you anytime you fag
but you'll have your roadies fight for you
if you're so brutal
why don't you fight me by yourself?
You fucking cum guzzling faggot homo pussy
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