Adam Sandler piosenki

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit, and now the children say, "What a perfec...

Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me...

(telephone rings) I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today? Nothing specia...

Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me I don't feel blue. And when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure an...

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore Hanging out at Studio 54 Break dancing on th...

Whitey: if you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet, that’s a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to some loud music show, that’s a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door after using the 'frigerator, that’s a Technical Foul a Technical F...

I can only give you love that lasts forever, And the promise to be near each time you call, And the only heart I own is yours and yours alone, that's all, that's all. I can only give you country walks in springtime, And a hand to hold when leaves begin to...

Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarmu...

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of...

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck Hey goat, I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick Sometimes he uses his fists He's filled with anger, and filled with...

Jabawokee ding dong Slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack Pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang Skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong Hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap Dip skip to my Lou Flim flam wham blam Sa...

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask What it possibly could protect, I do not know The oth...

Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights So when you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me Winona Ryder drinks Manachevett's w...

Can You Pass The Beats Please? Here Ya Go Thanks Hey Mom, Guess What? I Got Invited To Party Tonight, And I'm Gunna Go If Thats Ok With You NOOOOOO!!! Why Not Mom? Yeah, Why Mom, He Should Go It'll Be Fun I'll Get To Meet New People THEY'RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT...

Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you. I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade, Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade B...

Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my back But one night I was out cheating After I drank a few She caught me red han...