Adam Sandler piosenki

So many presents, so little time Santa won't be coming By my house this year 'Cause I tried to drown my sister And I pierced my ear Oh mama made it perfectly clear Santa don't like bad boys Especially Jewish ones Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks Are what...

[Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunba...

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How big they are Honey, rub your beaver Up and down my...

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here soon Last time they were here You just sat in the bedroom Friday...

[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Choc...

When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned si...

[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) [Adam:] An...

My beautiful baby Let me wipe your poop away Those humans are nasty So, with daddy you will stay And, if a human tries to harm you I'll simply say (Dracula roaring) Because you're Daddy's Girl,Daddy's Girl..... 

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots But I found a place where the stars hang out And they taught m...

I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothin to say I come home in the mornin I go to bed feeling the same way I ain't nothin but tired and im just tired and bored with myself hey there baby I could use just a little help You can't start a fire, you can't s...

I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday So I drink 'em all awy, that's me I don't decorate no trees And I won't eat no p[otato latkes But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze That's just who I am Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always thro...

He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he'd be here at seven But it just hit 7:35 (already?) Here in Brockton, Mass., I got my thumb in my ass...

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou Flim flam wham blam S...

[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:] "Man, that one was huge." [J.N.:] "You go." [While running towards pool] [Jimmy:] "Ahhh...

[Talking quietly] [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" [M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." [M2:] "Well we better study our butts off." [M1:] "Well we...

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, b...

The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboosey I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat But my favor...

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass And feel bad for me 'Cuz I'm just getting over a col...

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun. And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound, we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song. Happy Bi...

[Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:] Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, we also do...