Aborted Jesus piosenki

You starred in a porn to make a quick buck Just drop your drawers and bust a nut! You knew she wasn't a looker Surprise! She's a filthy hooker. There are crabs on her snatch Onto your foreskin they latch There are boils in her twat Now your balls will shrive...

I steal them from the hospital And put them in my home In my homemade sexual prison Are mentally challenged folk Retard Orgy - IQ of 25 Retard Orgy - Trisomy 69 In my house, drooling mouths Sloped foreheads in my bed Hear them moan. Down Syndrome! Bertha tu...

I'm so turned on By the smell of ass My hidden desires Are realized at last Kill a whore in the name of shit The time has come to have sex with it Coprophilia is just not enough I literally fuck the shit from you Her dead ass leaking blood and cum Sexcrement...

Always the gentleman, I've brought my date flowers. But I'm late for our rendezvous as I've been digging for hours. "CURSES!" I scream, for i have soiled my clown suit. I can feel it in my loins now. Soon I shall sample the forbidden fruit. My biceps strain a...

I'm out of lunch meat, got no liverwurst Won't let it stop me. I know what I need. Carefully place twelve used band-aids on the Kaiser roll with menstrual blood A juicy dead mouse, sprinkle on some scabs and some pubic hairs from a fat dude My sandwich still...

"Pardon me, but is that a zit?" I say as saliva flows from my lips I'm eyeing your greasy face, you see Pus is my life's blood, and your skin's oily Suck pus from a whitehead (x5) Drink bile, phlegm and mucous. I'll Oxycute you, it's really quite simple Munc...

You place your infant in its crib You assume everything's fine But you've got problem on your hands And its nature is equine Sudden Infant Horse Syndrome Whoops, your baby's a dead horse Sudden Infant Horse Syndrome I love beating this dead horse You hear th...

Ugh, I've got the mud. 

Sip diarrhea from a pan Nurse diarrhea from a mug Gulp diarrhea from a pot Guzzle diarrhea from a jug GULPING A POT FULL OF DIARRHEA! Fry diarrhea in a wok Gobble diarrhea on some bread Snack on diarrhea after work Ride on diarrhea with a sled Oh yeah! GULP...

Here's what you need for this fecal recipe Egg noodles, chili, pizza and beans White castle burgers and some laxatives Wash it down with egg nog, yeah! Augh, who beefed? It's stroganoff like you've never had before Hover your cheeks! And fire steaming hot shi...

One, two-hoo, three! 

It only turns me on When the tables are turned Submitting to a dozen girls Is the thrill for which I yearn I've gotta get them prepped And feed them refried beans Now gather round my ladies You must pull down your jeans SPRAY ME! Twelve geysers erupt in uniso...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's like a fire hose! This spray is out of control When my anus becomes a volcano My cheeks are spread I think I've lost a lot of blood My walls are brown and red My ass exacts its revenge When you eat dead cats, I guess that's what you g...

Welcome to the jungle Someone's someone flinging shit It's getting in my eyes and mouth And it's starting to sting I can hear the monkeys cackling at me But I can't see where they're throwing from 'Cuz they're hiding in the trees It's raining shit, halleluja...

Adolf Hitler divided and Conquered Scoured the entire world for the shit of Jewish girls The Diarrhea of Anne Frank Waffen SS extract it from her ass Hitler drinks it from a chalice Consuming the power of the Hebrew Princess Dirty bombs fall upon his chest A...

Uncle Barry's sick, can't control his bowels I clean up after him, and sop it up with towels Last Thursday I was thirsty And I craved a thick shake I realized the ingredients Were right there for me to take Shovel a pile into a dustpan Transport the bounty in...

Two hours in Surgery not complete Chest wide open Nowhere to pee Surgeon's bladder growing Asshole puckered hard Open Chest Toilet Feces on your heart Heart now pumps urine Through the capillaries Aorta filled with shit Pericardial Dingleberries Medical mal...

The Ghost of Mother Theresa Locked In a Gymnasium of Human Shit 

Launch, launch, launch the kids Into the ravine Plummeting, plummeting, plummeting, plummeting Whack off to their screams! Light, light, light the fuse Discharge a little tike Shrieking and crying and then he is landing His torso on a pike Hurl hurl hurl thi...

BLEGH! AUUUGH! HWARF!