Aborted Jesus piosenki

Grease the chain, yank the cord Then tie up that dirty whore Bend her over, rev it up Now mutilate her in the butt Fountain of anal blood Smells like shit and gasoline You laugh as loud as she can scream 

Can you hear me? How about now? I'm lubing up your ear canal! I'm beating my meat and banging your drum. Aural Sex - listen to my dong. Aural Sex - it's so right it's wrong Ear Wax - it's what I want All right! I'm giving you head You've got an ear infucktio...

In an unholy bathroom stall A pact with Satan is sprayed on the wall You've sold your soul and signed in shit This is your butt covenant BUTT COVENANT! BUTT COVENANT! 

Fire up the time machine again And grab the cooler and a lot of beers I hope the boys all RSVP'd Oh man, this cookout's gonna kick some ass We're heading back in time once more I'm getting sloppy drunk on Coors We could all go for some BBQ Methinks some holy r...

Make your way to the alley A black top hat upon your head You are now the ringmaster Within the circus of horror Now you must find an assistant A dead hooker will perform the deed Festering boils, a stinking vagina discharging lube Her underpants soiled Lick...

Trapped inside, there's no way out You're in the catacombs It's dark and wet and smells like piss It's filled with evil gnomes A magic curse has brought you here Golden juices fill the room Your eyes sting from the acrid mist The only path is doom 

I got a job at General Mills It's such an easy place to get my thrills I'm whacking off into every box i can A free prize inside your cereal: a load of my semen! Follow my load It always blows HEARTS, STARS, DIAMONDS, SEMEN MOONS, CLOVERS, HORSESHOES, MORE S...

I'm covered in bees I drop to my knees I'm covered in bees It's swelling, oh geez Please beekeeper, make them stop I'm covered in bees 

Dissect the baby Place it on the table Push aside the high-chair Dissect the baby Now remove its diaper Taste the stinking feces Dissect the baby Incise the eyeballs Suck out the juices The baby is now dead Remove its head Pull out its putrid bowels The ste...

Do you like my crispy yarmulke? Can you guess what it's made of? It used to be a homeless guy's nutsack But it looks so good, i can't give it back! Check out my pubic hair propeller beanie Watch me lift off! Whoaaaaohhhowaaaa! Hand stretched and left in the...

I used to get high with hash, coke, and meth I need something more. Stench of old men! Gold Bond and crotch rot The sweet smell of menopause My dealer's got the goods I'll remove his BVD's 90 Bucks to satisfy The addiction calls to me It is what I need What I...

Hitting on some desperate bitch At the fraternity mixer Slip a Roofie in her drink A taste of the magic elixir Drag her out to my secret shed And pull apart her thighs As i lean down to give her head I discover an awful surprise! GIANT RED LIPS HONKING PURPLE...

Got bored at the circus Went to get some air Standing near the cliff He came out of nowhere Face obscured by clown paint Knife within his hand Slit my bowels right open And with my guts he ran I heard maniacal laughter Tied my intestines to a tree Off the si...

I read in the papers You lost your legs in Iraq Under your bed, I play with my sack At the stroke of midnight I reach my hand up to touch Your immobile body And your festering stumps I apply anesthesia So you can't tell I sliced off your nipples They'll look...

Mouthful of ticks! They're in my mouth, mouthful of ticks! Ticks in my mouth, worms in my butt. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Embedded in my tongue. They're growing stronger. Six dozen parasites They bloat with my blood They begin to lay their eggs Their brood incubates...

Carefully fill out the job application Ignore the section about my past convictions My plan has worked, I am now employed At the local day care center First day at work, I'll read them a story To soothe their minds before nap time And so I recite from the Nec...

They don't make 'em like the used to No, kids these days just ain't the same I can molest them all day long And barely feel anything in my schlong Now only one thing excites me Unholy prepubescent blasphemy So with my unparalleled knowledge Of theoretical ph...

Three years have passed since my last trip When I sodomized Christ and felt his infant anus rip But the times are tough now, I'm a bit low on cash So in my twisted brain a new scheme is hatched I fire up the time machine once again And pay another visit to my...

I'm climbing through a window It's nearing midnight I've broken into the funeral home I brought a crowbar and an appetite I'm in the mood for a midnight snack And there's only one meal that will hit the spot I'll taste a little meat from the ass and from the...

Crouching in silence, hidden behind a dumpster In back of the Abortion Clinic I am so patient. Protesters nearby wave signs that say some shit about Jesus If they could only see my bedroom wall and gaze upon a taxidermized fetus A fetus, oh yeah! I see a nur...